Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

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These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque.

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents 1 Videlectrix Start Screen 2 Mission Instructions 3 Tutorial 3.1 Intro 3.2 Burger 3.2.1 Look 3.2.2 Talk to 3.2.3 Get/Use 3.3 Dangeresque 3.3.1 Look 3.3.2 Talk To 3.3.3 Get/Use 3.3.4 Burger → Dangeresque 3.4 Filthy Window 3.4.1 Look 3.4.2 Talk to 3.4.3 Get/Use 3.4.4 Burger → Filthy Window 4 The Office 4.1 Intro 4.2 Ashtray 4.2.1 Look 4.2.2 Get/Use 4.2.3 Talk To 4.2.4 Coffee → Ashtray 4.2.5 Anything → Ashtray 4.3 Bag of Whoosit 4.3.1 Look 4.3.2 Get/Use 4.3.3 Talk To 4.3.4 Bag of Whoozit → Anything Else 4.4 Biz Card 4.4.1 Look 4.4.2 Talk To 4.4.3 Get/Use 4.4.4 Anything → Biz Card 4.5 Camera 4.5.1 Look 4.5.2 Get/Use 4.5.3 Talk To 4.5.4 Camera → Blinds 4.5.5 Camera → Casefile 4.5.6 Camera → Anything Else 4.5.7 Anything → Camera 4.6 Casefile 4.6.1 Look 4.6.2 Get/Use 4.6.3 Talk To 4.6.4 Anything → Casefile 4.6.5 Bag of Whoozit → Casefile 4.6.6 Kung-Fu Takeout → Casefile 4.6.7 Coffee → Casefile 4.6.8 Photo → Casefile 4.6.9 Unsolved Stamp → Casefile 4.7 Chair 4.7.1 Look 4.7.2 Get/Use 4.7.3 Talk To 4.7.4 Anything → Chair 4.8 Coffee 4.8.1 Look 4.8.2 Get/Use 4.8.3 Talk To 4.8.4 Coffee → Anything 4.8.5 Anything → Coffee 4.9 Dangeresque 4.9.1 Look 4.9.2 Get/Use 4.9.3 Talk To 4.9.4 Bag of Whoozit → Dangeresque 4.9.5 Camera → Dangeresque 4.9.6 Coffee → Dangeresque 4.9.7 Key → Dangeresque 4.9.8 Kung Fu Takeout → Dangeresque 4.9.9 Photo → Dangeresque 4.9.10 UNSOLVED Stamp → Dangeresque 4.10 Desque 4.10.1 Look 4.10.2 Get/Use 4.10.3 Talk To 4.10.4 Anything → Desque 4.10.5 Key → Desk 4.11 Door 4.11.1 Look 4.11.2 Get/Use 4.11.3 Talk To 4.11.4 Anything → Door 4.11.5 Key → Safe 4.12 Filene Cabinay 4.12.1 Look 4.12.2 Talk To 4.12.3 Get/Use 4.12.4 Anything → Filene Cabinay 4.12.5 Key → Filene Cabinay 4.13 Files 4.13.1 Burgers 4.13.2 Wings 4.13.3 Tacos 4.13.4 The Rest 4.14 Kung-Fu Takeout 4.14.1 Look 4.14.2 Get/Use 4.14.3 Talk To 4.14.4 Kung Fu Takeout → Anything Else 4.14.5 Anything → Kung-Fu Takeout 4.15 Lamp 4.15.1 Look 4.15.2 Get/Use 4.15.3 Talk To 4.15.4 Anything → Lamp 4.16 Photo of crime 4.16.1 Photo → Anything Else 4.17 Rug 4.17.1 Look 4.17.2 Get/Use 4.17.3 Talk To 4.17.4 Anything → Rug 4.18 Safe 4.18.1 Look 4.18.2 Get/Use 4.18.3 Talk To 4.18.4 Anything → Safe 4.18.5 Key → Safe 4.19 Sweet/Sour Sauce 4.19.1 Look 4.19.2 Get/Use 4.19.3 Talk To 4.19.4 UNSOLVED Stamp → Sauce 4.20 Switch 4.20.1 Look 4.20.2 Get/Use 4.20.3 Talk To 4.20.4 Anything → Switch 4.20.5 Coffee → Switch 4.21 Telephone 4.21.1 Look 4.21.2 Get/Use 4.21.3 Talk To 4.21.4 Anything → Phone 4.22 UNSOLVED Stamp 4.22.1 Look 4.22.2 Get/Use 4.22.3 Talk To 4.22.4 UNSOLVED Stamp → Anything 4.22.5 Anything → UNSOLVED Stamp 4.23 Winda 4.23.1 Look 4.23.2 Get/Use 4.23.3 Talk To 4.23.4 Anything → Winda 4.23.5 Bag of Whoozit → Winda 4.23.6 Coffee → Winda 4.23.7 Key → Winda 4.23.8 Kung Fu Takeout → Winda 4.23.9 Photo → Winda 4.23.10 UNSOLVED Stamp → Winda 4.23.11 Object in Winda 4.23.12 Look 4.23.13 Talk 4.23.14 Get/Use 4.23.15 Anything → Object in Winda 4.24 Windasill 4.24.1 Look 4.24.2 Talk To 4.24.3 Get/Use 4.24.4 Anything → Windasill 4.25 Using Two Inventory Items Together 4.26 After speaking to all inanimate objects in the room 4.26.1 After Putting Everything on the Windasill and Using the Camera 4.26.2 After Achieving All Possible Game Overs 5 "Need to WASD" 6 Game Over 7 Winning

[edit] Videlectrix Start Screen

{Dangeresque and Renaldo drive underneath a chrome version of the Videlectrix logo in a car, silhouetted in white. Cut to a building with a sign with the word "WAREHAUS". The car, now silhouetted in black, drives by and parks, its headlights turning off. Silhouettes of Dangeresque and Renaldo then get out of the car and head towards the door. Cut to a door with a sign stating, "No Kick". Following some kicking sounds, the door opens to reveal Dangeresque, holding his nunchuck gun, and Renaldo.}

DANGERESQUE: {with highly compressed audio quality} Nobody do anything... Dangeresque!

{Dangeresque points his nunchuck gun at the camera. It glistens, he fires the gun, and the screen switches over to the Title Screen. Bullets fire, causing holes to appear to form the "O"s in the title. After a while, the screen transitions over to the Instructions.}

[edit] Mission Instructions

Original version only

{Dangeresque's sunglasses are next to the instructions.}

Use the W, A, S, D keys to move Dangeresque around. Click on stuff with your MOUSE to bring up the ACTION MENU! Click on your INVENTORY in the bottom right and select the item, then click an item in the world to use them together. CLICK ANYWHERE TO START

[edit] Tutorial

Triungulate version only

[edit] Intro

{Dangeresque walks onto a street where the Gremlin is parked next to a sidewalk in front of a wooden fence. He stops in the center of the screen.}

ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque is a world famous private eye-slash-crooked cop, known for his incredible adventures.

{Dangeresque takes out his nunchuck-gun and assumes a fighting stance.}

DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dirtbag! {puts the gun away}

ANNOUNCER: But this isn't one of those. This is about the boring stuff in between!

{Dangeresque groans sadly.}

ANNOUNCER: This is a roomisodic point n' click 'em-up where YOU control Dangeresque. Click on the screen to move him around and locate interactive hotspots.

{The burger is highlighted.}

ANNOUNCER: Click once to bring up the action menu and again to select your action.

{After first action}

ANNOUNCER: For maximum fun, jokes, and hints use all three actions with every item in the game. First LOOK, then TALK, then GET/USE {pronounced "geh-too-say"}.

{After later actions}

ANNOUNCER: Mouseover the bottom of the screen to open your inventory. Simply click to select an item and move it into the scene to use it with another item or character.

[edit] Burger

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: Look like a real streetburger.

[edit] Talk to

DANGERESQUE: You is an a burger.

[edit] Get/Use

{Dangeresque picks up the burger, stretches out his pants and drops it inside.}

ANNOUNCER: Performing certain actions gets you points! The full score is not required to complete each roomisode.

[edit] Dangeresque

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: My butt.

[edit] Talk To

{Dangeresque turns to face the camera.}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} A butt?

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: {drawing Nunchuck Gun} Freeze, dirtbag!

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DANGERESQUE: {drawing Nunchuck Gun} Don't move, slimeball!

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DANGERESQUE: {drawing Nunchuck Gun} Hands up, lowlife!

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DANGERESQUE: {drawing Nunchuck Gun} Hold it right there, scumbag!

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DANGERESQUE: {drawing Nunchuck Gun} Drop the gun, {awkwardly} lifeball?

[edit] Burger → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't do streetburgers. I'm more of a floor-of-carburger man meself.

[edit] Filthy Window

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: That window is filthy with Renaldo nose-prints and slobber.

[edit] Talk to

DANGERESQUE: Your glass is grass!

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: {touches the window} My gloves aren't absorbant enough to clean the window.

[edit] Burger → Filthy Window

DANGERESQUE: {wipes window with burger} Burger wash!!

ANNOUNCER: Hidden actions and objectives give you bonus points. Discover them all to achieve the full score and bragging rights that won't be worth it!! And finally, clicka the wrench in the upper right hand corner to bring up the options menu where you can save and load games, adjust volume, and more boring stuff. That's all I got. NOW GET OUTTA HERE KID!!

[edit] The Office

[edit] Intro

{Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}

DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the right of the player} Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.

THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!

DANGERESQUE: {Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door} Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.

THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!

DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!

THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!

Triungulate version only

{Cut to title screen on Dangeresque's desk.}

ANNOUNCER: Roomisode 1: {Dangeresque peeks over} Behind the Dangerdesque!

Continues below in both versions

DANGERESQUE: {Faces towards the player.} Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.

DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the right of the player and thinking, with his head angled upwards and a glove on his chin.} Now where'd I put that case file...

[edit] Ashtray

[edit] Look

Original version

DANGERESQUE: It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'.

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Triungulate version

{When smoldering}

DANGERESQUE: It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'F'.

---

{When extinguished}

DANGERESQUE: Now it's fulla grody ashy coffee sludge. Looks like somethin's floatin' in it.

[edit] Get/Use

Original version

DANGERESQUE: No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.

---

Triungulate version

{When smoldering}

DANGERESQUE: There's prolly at least some ash covered chewing gum in there. But it's too hot and smoldery to sift through.

---

{When extinguished}

DANGERESQUE: Hey, there was a little key in there!

{puts key into inventory}

DANGERESQUE: I forgot that I tried to smoke it one time to impress some Euro mobsters. They were not impressed.

---

{After the key is taken}

DANGERESQUE: I already got the little key outta there.

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Your ash is grash!

[edit] Coffee → Ashtray

Triungulate version only

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE: I'll just dribble drabble a little lattle in here.

{pours coffee in ashtray}

DANGERESQUE: I extinguished its inner glow.

---

DANGERESQUE: I already de-smolderized it.

[edit] Anything → Ashtray

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: Naw, that would get it all ashen-faced.

[edit] Bag of Whoosit

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It looks so delicious steaming on the windowsill there...wait, what?

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Wish there was a better place for this.

{Dangeresque takes bag from window.}

DANGERESQUE: Bag 'em up, Chuck.

{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene.

[edit] Bag of Whoozit → Anything Else

Original version only

DANGERESQUE: Most things are better without a bag of whoozit poured on them.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Most...

[edit] Biz Card

[edit] Look

Original Version

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the number for Kung-Fu Dragon takeout! 555-KUFU. I can remember that.

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Triungulate version

{First time only}

{Cut to the floor. The card is for Cableman Jorge.}

DANGERESQUE: Hey, it's a bizness card for Cableman Jorge, my free cable hookup. Musta been stuck in the seat cushion. Or possible stuck in me? *shudder* 555-KBUL {pronounced kay-bull}. I can remember that.

---

DANGERESQUE: I already got those digits memorized. And I like how it looks on the floor.

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: STAY DOWN!

[edit] Get/Use

{Same as Look}

[edit] Anything → Biz Card

Tringulate version only

DANGERESQUE: I am straight up not gonna dodat.

[edit] Camera

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.

{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}

Triungulate version continues below

DANGERESQUE: There's only one instaphoto left so I should be extra sure before I take a picture.

[edit] Talk To

Original version

DANGERESQUE: I'm gonna GET you!

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Watch out, camera, I'm gonna GET you!

[edit] Camera → Blinds

Original version

{With blinds closed}

DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.

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{With nothing on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.

---

{With coffee on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!" I'm not takin' this shot.

---

{With UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: Watch out Lord Fatmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to assault you! I'm not takin' this shot.

---

{With inked UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: Watch out Lord Fatmonger! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you! I'm not takin' this shot.

---

{With whoozit on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: Well, one hideous sack deserves another. I'm not takin' this shot.

---

{With takeout on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: Now HERE'S a shot I can use! It totally looks like the Dragon Man is kung-fuing that fat slob!

{Photo of crime is added to inventory}

---

{If picture has already been taken}

DANGERESQUE: I'm outta film. Plus, I already got the money shot.

Triungulate version

{With blinds closed}

DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.

---

{With nothing on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}

DANGERESQUE: Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.

---

{If the Horror Channel is playing, Strong Sad is laughing.}

{If the Medical Channel is playing, Strong Sad is frightened.}

{If Local Radar is playing, Strong Sad has a frozen expression.}

---

{If the light in the office is on}

{Strong Sad turns to look out the window at Dangeresque.}

DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! He can see right in here! I've been made! I gotta be less visible if I wanna peep properly. Propa peeps.

---

{When the Bag of Whoozit is placed}

DANGERESQUE: It's a giant barf bag and The Human Giant Barfbag together at last!

---

{When the Coffee Mug is placed}

DANGERESQUE: That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!"

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{When the UNSOLVED Stamp is placed}

DANGERESQUE: : Watch out Lord Couchmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to unsolve you!

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{With sauce}

DANGERESQUE: Watch out, Pork Dorkleson! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you!

---

{If the Takeout is placed and the Medical Channel is playing}

DANGERESQUE: Check it out! Looks like that Dragon Man is Kung-Fu-ing the crap outta that slob! And he looks appropriately terrified!

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{Taking a photo with nothing on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: He's all alone I need somebody else in the frame if I want it to look like he's being attacked. I'm not takin this shot.

---

{Taking a photo with wrong object on windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: The forced perspective is a good trick, but it doesn't look like he's gettin attacked. I'm not takin this shot.

---

{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad gives no reaction}

DANGERESQUE: Aw, crap!

{The instant photo develops}

DANGERESQUE: That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown is as calm as a giant gray baby! And now I'm outta film!

{Back in the office}

DANGERESQUE: And now I get to go to jail.

THE CHIEF: You dang right!

{Game over}

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{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad is laughing}

DANGERESQUE: Aw, crap!

{The instant photo develops}

DANGERESQUE: That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown looks like he's having the time of his life! And now I'm outta film!

{Back in the office}

DANGERESQUE: And now I get to go to jail.

THE CHIEF: You dang right!

{Game over}

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{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad gives a frozen stare}

DANGERESQUE: Aw, crap!

{The instant photo develops}

DANGERESQUE: That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown looks like... Uh... I dunno what exactly. But not like he's gettin attacked. And now I'm outta film!

{Back in the office}

DANGERESQUE: And now I get to go to jail.

THE CHIEF: You dang right!

{Game over}

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{When the right shot is taken}

DANGERESQUE: Yes! I got the shot! {Cut to Dangeresque holding the instant photo, which fades into view} This totally looks like someone being attacked! {Dangeresque waves the photo and puts it away.}

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{When the Photo of Crime is placed}

DANGERESQUE: Whoa, it's like staring into infinity!

{If picture has already been taken}

DANGERESQUE: I'm all outta film. Plus, I already got the shot I need.

[edit] Camera → Casefile

DANGERESQUE: I don't think that's what it meant by "photographic evidence."

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I should take a photo with it.

[edit] Camera → Anything Else

Original version

DANGERESQUE: I'm not taking a picture of that. I only gots one instant shot left.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: This is a telefoto camera! I need a far away subject.

[edit] Anything → Camera

{While inside the safe}

DANGERESQUE: I don't need to use anything with this camera other than my snooping, highly artistic, cool, cool glasses covered private investigator eyeballs!

THE CHIEF: Yeah, you tell 'em, Dangeresque!

DANGERESQUE: Sometimes I can't tell if he wants to fire me or marry me.

THE CHIEF: Why not both?

[edit] Casefile

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...

{Cut to a shot of the inside of the casefile, which reads:}

The Swissblonkel Scenario
Unknown masked assailant attacked victim
at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents,
secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at
scene (vomit, upchuck, whoozit).
Reasons it remains unsolved:
-Need photographic evidence of the attack
-Need physical evidence that was left behind
-Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it

{When the player clicks the mouse, scene cuts back to the office}

DANGERESQUE: That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.

Triungulate version, if at least one item is inside the file

DANGERESQUE: Hey, I'm making progress!

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Naw, I shouldn't take it until it's *ahem* solved.

[edit] Talk To

Original version

DANGERESQUE: The Chief's unsolved case file's not much of a talker. More of a LOOKer.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque is on the case (file)! I had it monogrammed!

[edit] Anything → Casefile

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: That's not one of the 3 pieces of evidence I need.

[edit] Bag of Whoozit → Casefile

Original version

DANGERESQUE: Let's just tuck this in here... erm...

{Puts bag in casefile}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Urp... almost made a second batch.

DANGERESQUE: Good enough for crooked government work! I mean, who's to say whose whoosit is whose?

{Bag of whoozit is removed from inventory}

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: I'll just, uh, tuck this physical evidence into the case file. {Dangeresque jumps up and stuffs it inside}

[edit] Kung-Fu Takeout → Casefile

Original version

DANGERESQUE: This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case.

{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}

DANGERESQUE: Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!

THE CHIEF: I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!

DANGERESQUE: Um, who?

THE CHIEF: OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.

DANGERESQUE: Crap.

{Game Over sequence}

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Here we go! {singing} Good ideas tonight!

{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}

DANGERESQUE: Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!

THE CHIEF: I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!

DANGERESQUE: Um, who?

THE CHIEF: OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.

DANGERESQUE: Crap.

{Game Over sequence}

[edit] Coffee → Casefile

DANGERESQUE: Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved!

{Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}

Triungulate version only

THE CHIEF: Oh yeah, and don't try any of that "Sorry Chief, the case file's unreadable" crap with me either.

{Continues below in both versions}

DANGERESQUE: Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail.

{Game Over sequence}

[edit] Photo → Casefile

DANGERESQUE: This photographic evidence makes some pretty good photographic evidence!

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: I'll add it to the case file. {Dangeresque jumps up and slips it inside}

[edit] Unsolved Stamp → Casefile

{When dry}

DANGERESQUE: I could try and make this UNSOLVED stamp work, but I gots no ink!

---

Triungulate Version

{If the Photo and the Whoozit are not in the casefile}

DANGERESQUE: I can't stamp this case as fake solved until I gather all the fake evidence.

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{When inked}

DANGERESQUE: Okay, let's see if I can make this work. I only got one shot at this.

{Cut to casefile for stamping}

{In the Triungulate version, a drumroll plays}

{When stamped incorrectly}

DANGERESQUE: Oh crank. {Triungulate version only} That doesn't look like it says SOLVED. And {continued} that was indelible sweet n' sour sauce. This does not look good for Dangeresque.

{Game Over sequence}

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{When stamped correctly}

DANGERESQUE: That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.

[edit] Chair

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: I've slept more hours in that office chair than I have in beds. You just can't slouch properly in a bed.

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Oooh I love this! Whee!

{Jumps into the chair, spinning it for a few seconds. Gets off}

{Before drinking the coffee or eating the Chinese take-out}

DANGERESQUE: Whoa! Feelin' woozy.

Triungulate version continues below

DANGERESQUE: Good thing I did that on an empty stomach.

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{After only eating the Chinese take-out}

DANGERESQUE: Uh oh. *burp* That was close. Almost had the Return of the Kung-Fu Dragon there.

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{After only drinking the coffee}

DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. *urp* Phew. The 2 year old creamer in that coffee doesn't fool around.

Trinungulate version continues below

{If Dangeresque only ate one item}

DANGERESQUE: Better not ingest nothin else if I wanna keep spinnin.

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{After both drinking the coffee and eating the Chinese take-out}

DANGERESQUE: Aw nuts. *hurk* Here comes trouble.

{Turns away from player to puke, turns back with puke-filled paper bag}

DANGERESQUE: I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".

{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}

---

{After puking}

DANGERESQUE: No more turkish twist. I have my bag of whoozit.

---

{If drawer of the Dangerdesque is open}

DANGERESQUE: I should close the drawer first to avoid sitting in the drawer instead.

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: GET BACK TO WORK, CHAIR!

[edit] Anything → Chair

DANGERESQUE: That won't help the chair achieve its dreams.

[edit] Coffee

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle.

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee.

[edit] Coffee → Anything

Original version only

DANGERESQUE: Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise.

[edit] Anything → Coffee

Triungulate Version only

DANGERESQUE: I don't need to make a "that thing you just tried" latte.

[edit] Dangeresque

[edit] Look

{Chosen in order.}

DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?

{In the Triungulate version, Dangeresque turns so his laces face the player.}

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DANGERESQUE: I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!

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DANGERESQUE: Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

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Additional responses in Triungulate version

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DANGERESQUE: LOOK Dangeresque? Ye spies a Dangeresque. It ruleth so hard. Obvious styles are awesome, ruggedly handsome, and salted caramel.

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DANGERESQUE: Lookin' good, Big D.

[edit] Get/Use

{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}

DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee!

[edit] Talk To

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out.

THE CHIEF: I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!

DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.

THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!

DANGERESQUE: Um, touché?

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DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!

THE CHIEF: HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!

DANGERESQUE: Heh heh. I love doin' that.

THE CHIEF: HEY!

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DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?

DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} Hotter than you, Kowalski.

DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You wanna go toe to toe with me?!

DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} I'd probably get athlete's foot.

DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.

[edit] Bag of Whoozit → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: The less I think about how this thing is in my pants, the better.

[edit] Camera → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I don't need a picture of myself! My wallet's already full of them.

[edit] Coffee → Dangeresque

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER backs down from a really terrible, gross idea!

{Drinks}

DANGERESQUE: Ugh.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} THAT's gonna stick with me for a while.

Triungulate version

{After drinking coffee}

DANGERESQUE: I'm trying to cut back.

[edit] Key → Dangeresque

Triungulate version only

{Before attempting to open the file cabinet}

DANGERESQUE: I dunno remember what this key goes to. A safety deposit box fulla cash, passports, and weapons grade colognac?

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{After attempting to open the file cabinet}

DANGERESQUE: It's the key to Filene Cabinay's heart! {turns around, pretending to be Filene Cabinay} "Oui, Dangeresque. Only you have the key to my--" {stops pretending} Okay I'm gonna stop hitting on a piece of furniture now.

[edit] Kung Fu Takeout → Dangeresque

{First time}

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years.

{Eats}

DANGERESQUE: Sorry, takeout. They said NO LOOSE ENDS! That was definitely one of the worst things I ever done.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Gonna keep the cool box though.

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{After first time}

DANGERESQUE: This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Wish he was real. He looks capable of some realy cool-to-watch assault and battery.

[edit] Photo → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: So convincing. So assaulty. {mocking} Say waiter. My a-fish is a-too assault-y!

THE CHIEF: Hah! Good one, Dangeresque! You know I dabble in a little comedy myself. You should come see me on open mic night at-

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, that's never gonna happen.

[edit] UNSOLVED Stamp → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: No way! The MAN's always tryin' to stamp me down!

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{When inked}

DANGERESQUE: I don't need UNSOLVED stamped on me. Though it IS a pretty good tattoo idea.

[edit] Desque

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.

[edit] Get/Use

{When drawer is closed}

DANGERESQUE: This whole system is outta line!!

{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to pop open}

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{When drawer is open}

DANGERESQUE: Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!

{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to close}

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?

[edit] Anything → Desque

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: The Dangerdesque doesn't need that.

[edit] Key → Desk

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: This doesn't unlock the Dangerdesque. It only opens using the Fonzarelli method.

[edit] Door

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Man, listen to that guy seethe.

Triungulate version continues below

THE CHIEF: Back off! It's a lung condition!

[edit] Get/Use

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: I better solve the Chief's case first.

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DANGERESQUE: I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.

THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I really better stop talking to myself so loud.

THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!

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DANGERESQUE: Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!

{opens door}

THE CHIEF: IZZAT SO?

DANGERESQUE: Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?

{A giant hand in a blue glove reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}

[edit] Talk To

{Chosen in order}

Orginal version

DANGERESQUE: What did you want again, The Chief?

THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!

DANGERESQUE: Oh right. Forgot already.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Hey Chiefy, what I'm s'posed do for you again?

THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE OR I'LL THROW YA IN THE HOOSEGOW!

DANGERESQUE: Oh right. Heh. Already forgot.

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DANGERESQUE: Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?

THE CHIEF: SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!

DANGERESQUE: Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.

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DANGERESQUE: What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?

THE CHIEF: I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!

{banging on the door, which bursts open}

DANGERESQUE: {to the player} I bring-a this on-a myself.

{Game Over sequence}

[edit] Anything → Door

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: I shouldn't mess with the door until I've solved this case in quotes!

[edit] Key → Safe

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: This key isn't for that door. I definitely don't wanna open it until I fake-o solve-o The Chief's case-o.

THE CHIEF: I love queso!

[edit] Filene Cabinay

Triungulate version only

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: That's Filene Cabinay, my sultry French document organizer. She organizes all my files and styles.

[edit] Talk To

{When closed}

DANGERESQUE: Hey Filene, hold all calls until I get The Chief off my back. {impersonating Filene} "Oui oui, monsieur Dangeresque. You are so focused and bench pressy."

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{When open}

DANGERESQUE: You files have styles!

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: It's locked and stocked with secret docs. The key's around here somewheres.

[edit] Anything → Filene Cabinay

{When closed}

DANGERESQUE: Filene doesn't need to file that.

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{When open}

DANGERESQUE: How bout we just file that under "Bad Idea".

[edit] Key → Filene Cabinay

DANGERESQUE: Let's fraudulently file some taxes! {opens the cabinet}

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{After being unlocked}

DANGERESQUE: It's already open. Or Ou Pan as the French say.

[edit] Files

Triungulate version only

{Inside the cabinet are files labelled 'burgers', 'wings', 'tacos', and 'the rest'.}

DANGERESQUE: It's fulla the take out menus that get shoved under my door. Highly sensitive documents.

[edit] Burgers

{Dangeresque brings up a burger menu from Blubb-o's.}

DANGERESQUE: Wish they'd bring back their classy Chicken Pret'end sandwich. That was Filene's fave.

[edit] Wings

{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Hott Wingzzz Huttt.}

{If the office is lit}

DANGERESQUE: Wingzzz Huttt. Home of the infamous Facemelto Sauce. One whiff'll burn the hairs right outta your nose and put them on your chest!

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{If the office is dark, glowing text appears on the menu reading "Look Unda The Rug!}

DANGERESQUE: Whoa! A secret message from beyond my style!

{If the message was not found}

DANGERESQUE: I wonder what it could mean.

{If the message was already found}

DANGERESQUE: Thanks hidden message, but I already found it.

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DANGERESQUE: Look the unda rug!

[edit] Tacos

{Dangeresque brings up a card with two actual tacos taped to it.}

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE: Whoa! Forgot about these! But I can't take em. Emergencies only. One day these tacos will save my life.

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DANGERESQUE: One day these tacos will save my life.

[edit] The Rest

{First time only}

{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Kung Fu Dragon with a phone number on it.}

DANGERESQUE: Ah! Here's the menu for Kung Fu Dragon. One day when I hit it big, I'm gonna order the noodles with MORE sauce! 555-KUFU {pronounced "coo-foo"}. I can remember that.

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DANGERESQUE: {singing} Kung-Fu was a man. I mean he was a Kung-Fu Dragon man. Or maybe he was just a Kung-Fu Dragon.

[edit] Kung-Fu Takeout

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon. I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.

Triungulate version

{Continues below once dislodged}

DANGERESQUE: 'Cept it's now sidewise.

[edit] Get/Use

{When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}

DANGERESQUE: Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one.

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{After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke.

{Takeout is added to inventory}

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late)

[edit] Kung Fu Takeout → Anything Else

Original version only

{Before Dangeresque eats it}

DANGERESQUE: Ancient Chinese Secret: ancient chinese takeout won't help here.

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{After Dangeresque has eaten it}

DANGERESQUE: That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu.

[edit] Anything → Kung-Fu Takeout

{When stuck to the safe}

DANGERESQUE: That won't get the takeout offa the safeout.

[edit] Lamp

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?

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Triungulate version

{Dangeresque walks behind the lamp so it looks like he is wearing it.}

DANGERESQUE: Check it out, I'm wearing one of those Spyguy vs. Other Spyguy hats! Oh knives! Bombs! Traps! Um... That's all I remember about those comics.

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DANGERESQUE: Hee hee! Lookit my cool spy hat!

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?

[edit] Anything → Lamp

DANGERESQUE: I say my good swing lamps, do you need this inventory item? I guess not.

[edit] Photo of crime

[edit] Photo → Anything Else

Original version only

DANGERESQUE: I should really put this in the casefile.

[edit] Rug

[edit] Look

{When rug is flat}

DANGERESQUE: Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!

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{When rug corner is raised, lights on}

DANGERESQUE: There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards. Can't make it out.

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{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}

DANGERESQUE: I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.

{Triungulate version continues below}

DANGERESQUE: {singing} This serious moonlight.

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{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed}

DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!

[edit] Get/Use

{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}

DANGERESQUE: Hands up, Floor!

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{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}

DANGERESQUE: Go away, small part of floor!

Triungulate version

{When rug is flat and office is dark; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}

DANGERESQUE: Hey, glowy stuff!

[edit] Talk To

{When rug is flat}

DANGERESQUE: Lookin' rectangulous, rug.

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{When rug corner is raised}

DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dust mites!

[edit] Anything → Rug

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: I don't need to rig the rug with that. Ooh! I'd like to play some Rig Rug though. I should find an arcade later.

[edit] Safe

[edit] Look

{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}

DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe.

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{When safe is open, before taking camera}

DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!

[edit] Get/Use

{Before finding the combination}

Original version

DANGERESQUE: Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.

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Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.

DANGERESQUE: I think I hid it somewhere secret.

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{After finding the combination, opening for the first time}

DANGERESQUE: Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!

{Opens safe}

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{After first opening, when safe is closed}

DANGERESQUE: Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.

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{When safe is open; closing safe}

DANGERESQUE: Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.

[edit] Talk To

Original Version

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Talk safe? Dangeresque NEVER talks safe!

[edit] Anything → Safe

Triungulate version only

{When closed}

DANGERESQUE: That won't help me open the safe.

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{When open}

DANGERESQUE: I don't need to keep that safe.

[edit] Key → Safe

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: This doesn't need a key. It only opens using a highly complex two-digit combination.

[edit] Sweet/Sour Sauce

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: Eww. Looks like some sweet n' sour sauce oozed onto my safe.

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: I'm not layin' a glove on that stuff! It'd probably get stuck there.

[edit] Talk To

Original version

DANGERESQUE: Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Talk sauce? Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!

[edit] UNSOLVED Stamp → Sauce

{When dry}

DANGERESQUE: Hey, this rancid sweet n' sour sauce makes some nice red ink!

{Dry UNSOLVED stamp becomes an inked UNSOLVED stamp}

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{When inked}

DANGERESQUE: I got enough red "ink" on my stamp already.

[edit] Switch

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.

[edit] Get/Use

{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}

DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.

THE CHIEF: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!

DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!

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{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.

[edit] Anything → Switch

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: I had this lightswitch installed so I could turn the lights on and off. NOT so I could use random inventory items on it.

[edit] Coffee → Switch

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: Yeah! Who needs "Use Switch"? Dangeresque shorts out the lights with gross coffee!

{If the lights are on}

{Dangeresque pours coffee on the switch. The switch shorts out, and the lamp blows its lightbulb, leaving the room in darkness.

DANGERESQUE: Uh, that was awesome. Now I can pretend I'm burgling my own office for the rest of this case!

{If the lights were off when Dangeresque poured the coffee, and he turns the switch back on, the switch will short out.}

DANGERESQUE: Oh right. The coffee. But now I can pretend I'm burgling my own office for the rest of this case!

[edit] Telephone

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: This phone helps me take a proverbial bite out of proverbial crime.

[edit] Get/Use

Original version

{When you don't have the number, or after Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}

DANGERESQUE: We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!

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{When you have the number, before trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}

DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.

{Hangs up}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Prolly should have a reason to call them first.

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{When you have the number, after trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}

DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. Can you send a specialist right away? Thanks!

{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe, showing Japanese lettering at impact. He jumps back out the window}

DANGERESQUE: Nice!

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy.

Triungulate version

{When you don't have any numbers}

DANGERESQUE: We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!

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DANGERESQUE: Who should I call?

{A menu appears}

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{555-KUFU}

DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. My safeout is staked to my tuck! Er, I mean, my takeout is stuck to my safe! Can you send a specialist right away?

{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe. The word "Kick!" appears on impact. The takeout flies through the air in a dramatic manner. He jumps back out the window.}

DANGERESQUE: Nice! Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy. Also, I'm pretty sure he just got through a sealed plate glass window somehow.

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{After Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the top of the safe}

DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.

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{555-KBUL}

{Before seeing Strong Sad watching TV}

DANGERESQUE: Hey, Cableman Jorge! I don't have a TV! But maybe I'll call back sometime if a TV-related issue arises! Have a great day, Jorge!

{After seeing Strong Sad watching TV}

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE: Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna mess with my dumpy neighbor in the building across the street. Can you change what channels he gets? You can do it but it'll affect the whole city block and they'll only get that one channel? Fine by me! What channels ya got?

{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}

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DANGERESQUE: Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna different channel!

{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}

{Horror Channel}

DANGERESQUE: How bout that Horror Gore-er Network? That sounds suitably terrifying.

{Medical Channel}

DANGERESQUE: Let's do the Live Middle Aged Medical Procedure Channel.

{Local Radar}

DANGERESQUE: Ooh! How bout Local Radar (After Dark). Sounds sultry, paltry, and a little bit Daltrey.

[edit] Talk To

{Same as Get/Use.}

[edit] Anything → Phone

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: That won't help me save on long distance calls!

[edit] UNSOLVED Stamp

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It's one o' them rubber stamps. I mostly use it on Renaldo's forehead when he's asleep.

[edit] Get/Use

{While in Dangerdesque}

DANGERESQUE: An "UNSOLVED" stamp?

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Great, just what I needed today...sarcasm, sarcasm.

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{There is no response when taking the stamp from the window.}

{UNSOLVED stamp is added to inventory}

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: *grumble* Hi, stamp.

[edit] UNSOLVED Stamp → Anything

{When dry}

DANGERESQUE: That's not UNSOLVED. Besides, I got no ink.

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{When inked}

DANGERESQUE: I don't wanna get rancid sweet n' sour sauce all over that.

[edit] Anything → UNSOLVED Stamp

DANGERESQUE: This isn't like a "use thing with thing" situation. I should just get the freakin stamp.

[edit] Winda

[edit] Look

{When closed}

DANGERESQUE: These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.

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{When open}

Original version

DANGERESQUE: Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that slobbo watching TV in that apartment over there.

[edit] Get/Use

{If the windowsill is empty}

DANGERESQUE: You got it, hoss.

{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}

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{If something is on the windowsill}

DANGERESQUE: I should pick that thing up first.

[edit] Talk To

{When closed}

DANGERESQUE: Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.

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{When open}

Original version

DANGERESQUE: HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: HEY SLOBBO WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.

[edit] Anything → Winda

{With blinds closed}

DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.

{With something already on windowsill}

Original Version

DANGERESQUE: There's already something up there.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: There's already sumpin in the winda!

[edit] Bag of Whoozit → Winda

Original version

DANGERESQUE: Gramma used to do this to cool hers off.

{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I should definitely stop keeping this in my pants.

{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}

[edit] Coffee → Winda

DANGERESQUE: Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons.

{Places coffee of windowsill}

[edit] Key → Winda

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: Just to shake things up, I'm NOT gonna put that in the window.

[edit] Kung Fu Takeout → Winda

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I should prolly air this stuff out a bit.

{Places takeout on the windowsill}

[edit] Photo → Winda

Original version

DANGERESQUE: Whoa! This is like staring at infinity! Fat, gray, lazy infinity.

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: Now it's an art gallery installation! "Dragon Man Deposes Dumpus in Reposes". Giclee print, Mixed Media, Nasty ol' takeout. Artist: Dangeresque. Year: Nineteen-Ninety-Awesome.

[edit] UNSOLVED Stamp → Winda

Original version

{Dangeresque puts the stamp on the sill without comment}

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Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: One day, all of this will be yours, Stampy.

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{With sauce}

DANGERESQUE: One day, all of this will be yours, Sweet 'n Sour Stampy.

[edit] Object in Winda

Triungulate version only

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It's that thing I put in the winda. It's still there!

[edit] Talk

DANGERESQUE: Hey, thing-in-window! How's the view?

[edit] Get/Use

{Dangeresque returns the object to the inventory}

[edit] Anything → Object in Winda

DANGERESQUE: I don't need to use this thing with that thing in the window.

[edit] Windasill

Triungulate version only

[edit] Look

DANGERESQUE: It's a little shelf for cooling pies or dangling weaselly informants over.

[edit] Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Sill it up! Sill it down! Sill it all around town!

THE CHIEF: That's a really great song!

[edit] Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Not much to do other than put stuff on it.

[edit] Anything → Windasill

{When blinds are closed}

DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.

[edit] Using Two Inventory Items Together

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!

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DANGERESQUE: You try combining inventory items in your pants!

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DANGERESQUE: You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! Stampcoffee? I shudder at the thought!

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DANGERESQUE: Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.

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DANGERESQUE: {sarcastically} Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

[edit] After speaking to all inanimate objects in the room

Triungulate version only

DANGERESQUE: Hey! I talked to all the inanimate objects!

THE CHIEF: Wish I could! Tell the Lamp I miss him!

DANGERESQUE: I will NOT!

[edit] After Putting Everything on the Windasill and Using the Camera

DANGERESQUE: Sure was fun puttin all that stuff in the window and lookin at it through a camera. I'm a real grood detective! {Dangeresque smiles and poses.}

[edit] After Achieving All Possible Game Overs

DANGERESQUE: I just got a weird feeling. Like I've died in every possible way. But I really haven't gone to jail at all.

THE CHIEF: Gee, that's like poetry, Dangeresque!

[edit] "Need to WASD"

{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}

DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.

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{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}

DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.

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{When the player tries to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}

DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself closer.

[edit] Game Over

{Cut to an outdoor scene; it is still night. A Police Paddy Wagon marked "Hoose Gow", with Dangeresque in the back, drives up to a building marked "Jail!" The gate opens, the vehicle drives inside, and the gate shuts. Cut to Dangeresque, dressed in a prisoner's outfit, sitting in a dimly lit cell. The words "Game Over" appear above him in Dangeresque Font. When you click the mouse, however, it cuts to a black screen with either of the phrases that are listed below in Dangeresque Font.}

DANGERESQUE: {In compressed audio} Or did I?

{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}

Moments Earlier...

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Seriously though...

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Previously on Dangeresque...

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It's almost as if it was a dream...

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We all make bad choices...

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Okay, trying harder this time...

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Reeeeewind-O...

Triungulate version

{If the player has accumulated several game overs}

You die a lot! Have +2 bonus points!

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Okay, you can stop dying now...

{The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.}

[edit] Winning

Original version

{After completing all three objectives}

DANGERESQUE: Well, that's all the requirements. Let's see if The Chief buys this crap.

{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}

DANGERESQUE: Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.

THE CHIEF: I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!

DANGERESQUE: Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.

THE CHIEF: WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?

DANGERESQUE: Uh oh.

{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}

DANGERESQUE: {in compressed audio} Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...

{Jumps out the Window and runs along the rooftops. Credits sequence.}

Triungulate version

DANGERESQUE: I think that's everything. This is some of my best falsified evidence yet!

{Dangeresque jumps up, grabs the case file, and walks out the door.}

{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}

DANGERESQUE: Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.

THE CHIEF: I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!

DANGERESQUE: Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then...

THE CHIEF: WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?

DANGERESQUE: Uh oh.

{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}

DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...

{Jumps out the window and runs along the rooftops.}

ANNOUNCER: Roomisode complete!

{Roomisode 2 begins}

Dangeresque
Movies	Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too? Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D) Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6 Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
Characters	Strong Bad: Dangeresque Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,    Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque Coach Z: Renaldo Marzipan:    Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons Pom Pom: Professor Experimento The King of Town: Perducci Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy	Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque Strong Sad (El Dumpo):    Hot Tub, The Informants,    The Monster, The Stunt Double The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,    Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew Unknown: The Chief
Music	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite, Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)    Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other	Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's) Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence