Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer
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Trailer for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate. This toon is unlisted and is only embedded on the itch.io page, with mirrors on the game's Steam Page and announcement tweet.
Cast (in order of appearance):
- Strong Bad as Dangeresque
- Coach Z as Renaldo
- Strong Sad
- The King of Town as Perducci
- Strong Mad as Killingyouguy
- Lady
- The Cheat
- Marzipan as Sultry Buttons
- Strong Sad as The Stunt Double
Places: Warehaus, Smoky Office
Date: Thursday, May 25, 2023
Running Time: 1:27
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[edit] Transcript
{Open on a pixelated night scene featuring a sign reading "WAREHAUS" lit by two lamps. A three-dimensional zoom out and pan around the sign shows it is on a dilapidated building. As the camera stops, a silhouetted car drives by and parks, its headlights turning off. Silhouettes of Dangeresque and Reynaldo then get out of the car and head toward the door. Cut to a door with a sign reading "No Kick". Following some kicking sounds, the door opens to reveal Dangeresque, holding his nunchuck gun, and Renaldo.}
DANGERESQUE: Nobody do anything... Dangeresque!
{Dangeresque points his nunchuck gun at the camera. It glistens, and he fires the gun, transitioning to a non-pixelated splash screen featuring Dangeresque in a pensive pose. The instrumental karaoke version of the main Dangeresque theme plays. The title appears as the announcer says it.}
ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate!
{Cut to clips of the first Roomisode, with Dangeresque in his office, followed by clips from the second, with Renaldo, in the DangeCar-esque, and Dangeresque at a city intersection. Dangeresque jumps down and the camera pans to show him dropping into a large sewer, with Strong Sad standing in construction gear.}
ANNOUNCER: A point-and-click-em-up adventure game played out in—
{A stenciled label reading "3 Roomisodes!" slides in from the top. Cut to Dangeresque in the first game eating the Chinese takeout.}
ANNOUNCER: —three bite-sized Roomisodes—
{Cut to more clips of the games: Renaldo pushing a button on the dashboard; Dangeresque spinning in his office chair; Dangeresque, with a speech bubble reading "Nana freeze, Perducci!", pointing a banana at Perducci, with Killingyouguy standing behind, in a green-walled room with red carpet; and a file cabinet labeled "LUNCH MENUS", with Dangeresque holding up a Blubb-O's branded paper detailing its burger menu.}
ANNOUNCER: —that all add up to one rectangular mouthful.
{Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque's mouth. Ominous music plays and the quality gets grainier as it slowly zooms in. Cut to clips of the first game, with a remix of the Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon theme playing.}
ANNOUNCER: Including the original Flash game from, like, fifteen years ago. Newly remastered and expanded with full voice-em-ups audio.
{Cut to a closer shot of Dangeresque in the game as a speech bubble with his line appears above him.}
DANGERESQUE: I'm's a real grood detectimve!
{Cut to clips of Roomisode 2 showing Dangeresque and Strong Sad in the sewer and Dangeresque and Renaldo at the intersection.}
ANNOUNCER: The unfinished Roomisode 2, now completed and fully Renaldo'd.
{Cut to an in-game shot of Dangeresque at the DangeCar-esque, with Renaldo sitting inside. Speech bubbles also display their dialogue.}
REYNALDO: {dramatically} I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
DANGERESQUE: Uh, you're sitting in my car.
{Cut to clips of Roomisode 3, set in the green room and featuring Perducci, Killingyouguy, and Dangeresque, along with The Cheat as a waiter.}
ANNOUNCER: And a totally new third Roomisode finalé!
LADY: Oh, sounds expensive!
{A doily pattern with text on it reading "Sounds Expensive!" appears top-left. Cut to a closer shot of Dangeresque as the music stops.}
ANNOUNCER: Shut up, Lady!
{Cut to a montage of pixelated clips that play during and after the next line, featuring Dangeresque flying through the air, Sultry Buttons throwing a knife, Dangeresque's shades falling on the ground next to Renaldo's Fez, Dangeresque being driven in a van to a building labeled "JAIL", the DangeCar-esque drifting around a street corner, a green car driving in the intersection and hitting the stunt double, and Dangeresque on the ground in front of a building labeled "Perducci's", with Killingyouguy then looming over. All apart from the Sultry Buttons and stunt double clips are rendered in three-dimensional CGI. The instrumental Dangeresque theme plays again.}
ANNOUNCER: With all new cutscenes and good great graphics!
{Cut to the title screen for the Triungulate.}
ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate.
{Cut to a chrome version of the Videlectrix logo.}
ANNOUNCER: Only from Videlectrix!
{Crossfade to a dramatic pixelated shot of Perducci and Killingyouguy lit by a hanging lamp.}
PERDUCCI: Looks like you're gonna have to die!
{Cut to an in-game shot of Dangeresque with his line again in a speech bubble.}
DANGERESQUE: mmmmmmmmmmmm GULP!!
{Cut to the final splash screen, which reads: "Coming This Summer to Steam, itch, and maybe like iOS?" A pixel art render of Dangeresque's shades shining appears below. Fade to black.}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Inside References
- The terms "point-and-click" and "voice audio" are appended with "-em-up".
- Dangeresque uses the portmanteau "grood".
- Roomisode 2 is described as "fully Renaldo'd"
- Renaldo pronounces toilet as "terlet".
- "Good-great" was previously used to describe Stinkoman 20X6 on the Videlectrix website, and Homestar's deck in No Hands On Deck!.
- The announcer promotes the games' "good great graphics".
- Dangeresque speaks the word "Gulp" to express his distress.
[edit] External Links
- watch "Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer" on YouTube
- watch "Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer" on Twitter
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