The accent combines elements of many regional American accents — most prominently Upper Midwestern, Midland, and Eastern New England — in addition to more exaggerated sounds for comedic effect. This typically manifests in adding "R"s to words or transposing letter sounds: famously, A Jorb Well Done centers on Coach Z's titular mispronunciation of "job".
| Original Word | Coach Z's version(s) | Appears In
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| Absolutely | Abso-prootley, Absalortly | Email Accent, I Killed Pom Pom
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| About | Abrat/Abort | No Hands On Deck!, Happy Hallow-day, Loading Screens, Doomy Tales of the Macabre
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| Accent | Orccent/Accernt | Email Accent
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| Action | Airkshin | Happy Fireworks, Main Page 23
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| Adopted | Adorpted | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Air Freshener | Air Fraershenaer | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Apartment | Apratment | Email sbemail 206
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| Ashtray | Arshtray, aershtray | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Athlete | Airthlete | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw
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| Awful | Orful | Email secret recipes
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| Back | Bork | I Killed Pom Pom
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| Balloon | B'lloon | Fall Float Parade
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| Baloney | Balarney | Mr. Poofers Must Die
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| Believe | Belorve | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Bomb | Baermb, Baerm | The House That Gave Sucky Treats, These peoples try to fade me, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom, Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser
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| Boulevard | Borlevard | I Killed Pom Pom
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| Captain | Craptain | Email high school
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| Charge | Chiioooorge | Strong Badia the Free
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| Chips | Chorps | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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| Chop | Chorp | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Class | Clarss | Email parenting
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| Connoisseur | Cornnoisuaer | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Conversation | Cornversation | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Crap | Crop | Email Accent
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| Credenza | Cradernzair | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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| Crickets | Crackets | Happy Hallow-day
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| Cubicle | Kyorbicle | DNA Evidence
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| Decemberween | Decemberwern | The Best Decemberween Ever
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| DELETED | DELORTED | Email replacement
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| Did | Doird | Dangeresque (karaoke)
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| Disco | Disca | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
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| Do it | Dort, doot | Meeple Grove, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Drop | Drap | Email your funeral
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| Duck | Dook | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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| Exaggerate | Exorggerate | Email Accent
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| Effigy | Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter | Strong Badia the Free
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| Farm | Faerm | Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser
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| Fhqwhgads | Forhorglingrads | Email sibbie (Easter egg)
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| Field | Fierld | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, Coach Z's 110%, Email dictionary, Email parenting
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| Fittin' | Fortin' | I Killed Pom Pom
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| Five | Farve | A Decemberween Pageant
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| Flapjacks | Florpjacks | Email Accent
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| Fluffy Puffs | Florfy Porfs | Later That Night...
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| Football Team | Foortball Torm | Email high school
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| Forgot to putt | Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork | Email mini-golf
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| Forward | Frorward | Doomy Tales of the Macabre
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| Fountain | Fortain | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Goblin | Gorblin | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
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| Gosh | Gorsh | Email strong badathlon, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, Later That Night...
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| Globes | Glorbs | Later That Night...
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| Glove Box | Glorve Bax | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Gluten and Glutton | Glorten | Weclome Back
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| Great | Greart | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Half | Half (non-silent L) | Mr. Poofers Must Die
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| Halloween | Halloworn, Hallerwern | The Best Decemberween Ever, Jibblies 2
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| Handlebar | Handlebrah | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Happy Hallow— | Horpy Horlow— | Happy Hallow-day
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| Happy T | Horpy Tor | Happy T!
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| Hello | Hellor | Homestar Presents: Presents
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| Homestar | Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, StairMaster, Homegrown, Ramrod, Humphel | A Jorb Well Done
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| Hoot | Hort | Happy Hallow-day
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| I feel bad | Ir feer borld | Email part-time job (commentary)
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| Idea | Idear | Happy Hallow-day
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| Inappropriate | Inapprapriate | Fall Float Parade
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| Inoculate | Anorculate | BHZ Anniversary Message
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| Jibblie | Jorbaly | Jibblies 2
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| Job | Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb | A Jorb Well Done, Email boring (really), Sbemailiarized!
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| Jobbie | Jorbie | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Jujyfruits | Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, George Foreman | The House That Gave Sucky Treats
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| Kick | Kork | I Killed Pom Pom, Haunted Photo Booth
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| Locker | Lacker, Lacquer | Email part-time job (commentary), Email myths & legends (Easter egg)
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| Look | Lork | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Man | Marn, M'n | Dangeresque (karaoke), Mr. Poofers Must Die
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| Manifold Gasket | Cramifold Gaersket | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Marshmallow | Mrashmallow | Later That Night...
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| Marzipan | Marziprawn | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
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| Medallion | Medalllllioraerlllllioren | Fan 'Stumes 2021
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| Mike | Mork | Email part-time job (commentary)
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| Mind | Mornd | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Mother | Mudder | No Hands On Deck!
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| Motivate | Mortavort | The Next April Fools' Thing
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| Mouthwash | Mouthwarsh | The Best Decemberween Ever
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| Music | Myorsic | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Musical | Myorsical | No Hands On Deck!
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| Not | Nat | Decemberween Short Shorts, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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| October | Orctober | The Best Decemberween Ever
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| Off | Orf | Email underlings, Email winter pool, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Office | Arfice, Orifice | In Search of the Yello Dello, Baddest of the Bands
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| Open | Orpen | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Out | Oat | A Jorb Well Done
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| Paperclip | Paperclorp | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Part | Prat | Where My Hat Is At?
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| Party | Pratty | Email impression, Email labor day, Email being mean
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| PC load letter | PC lourde letter | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
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| People | Perple, Pyorple | 8-Bit is Enough, Fish Eye Lens
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| Person | Porson | The Next April Fools' Thing
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| Pert Plus | Port Plus | Jibblies 2, Email hremail 3184 (part of actual packaging)
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| Piña coladas | Piña colordas | I Killed Pom Pom
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| Pom Pom | Pam Pam | Fall Float Parade
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| Pop | Porp | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Probably | Prably, Prally | Coach Z's Character Video, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Problem | Praeblem, Prablem | In Search of the Yello Dello, On Break, Who Said What Now?
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| Punch | Pornch | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Reward | Reeward | Email parenting
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| Real | Rrrl | A Folky Tale
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| Revealed | Revearled | Email cliffhangers
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| Rock bottom | Rack battom | Decemberween Short Shorts
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| Root beer | Root (pronounced with an "oo" as in "book") Ber | Mr. Poofers Must Die
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| Solid | Salid | Email Accent
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| Somebody | Somebaddy | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Secret | Sorcret, "secret sorcret" | Email cliffhangers
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| Situation | Sitch'ation | A Folky Tale
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| {Sneezing} | Ha-chor | Haunted Photo Booth
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| Speakin' | Sporkin' | Email love poems
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| Sports | Sprots | Email part-time job (commentary)
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| Star | Stair | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Stick | Stark | "The Theme from Dangeresque II" karaoke
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| Stop | Stap | Rap Song
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| Strong Bad | Spring Board | Email Accent
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| Suck | Sook | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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| Swedish Fish | Swordish Forsh | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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| Talking | Torkin' | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Talkin' about | Torkin' abort | Happy Hallow-day
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| Tater-tots | Tater-torts | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
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| Terrible | Terbirle | Email senior prom
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| The Cheat | The Chort | see The Cheat's Nicknames
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| There | Dere, dare | Email lures & jigs, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2, Email theme park, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Thousand | Trousand | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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| Thug | Thorg | Halloween Fairstival
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| Thumb | Thermb | Some Stupid Turkey
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| Toilet | Terlet | Halloween Fairstival, A Folky Tale, Email unnatural, The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Tomorrow | Tomoarow | A Jorb Well Done
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| Top notch | Torp nortch | I Killed Pom Pom
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| Touchdown | Torchdown | Where My Hat Is At? [written]
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| Trick or Treat | Track or Trort | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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| Undefeated | Undeforted | Decemberween Short Shorts
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| Unfortunate | Unfarchunate | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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| Up | Arp, orp | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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| Volvo | Vorlvo | Email rated
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| What | Whort | Date Nite
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| Video | Videro | Coach Z's 110%, Fish Eye Lens
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| Yipe | Yorp | Email redesign, Homestar Ruiner
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| Yo Gabba Gabba | Yor garble garble | Most in the Graveyard
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You Say Tomato,
I Say Tomato | You Say Tomater, "I zader matermorts" | Fall Float Parade
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The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (e.g. The Cheat/"The Chort") and the short o (job/"jaerb"), which both come out as an "or" or "aer".
