Quote of the Week
From Homestar Runner Wiki
The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. Quotes may be a selection from a recently-released toon, an outtake not included in a toon's final release, or a QotW-exclusive phrase. These were once viewed by clicking on the 
Q button at the top of the Main Pages, and were generally updated on Thursdays from 2004 through late 2009.
This feature began on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day(or so)". From early 2004 to 2009, the Quote of the Week was updated with near-weekly regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date. The feature stopped updating on October 22, 2009; this hiatus was briefly broken in 2014, but no new quotes have been shared since October 30 of that year. Since the post-Flash site update on the last day of 2020, the button no longer works.
- Between July 29 and November 11, 2004, released quotes were only available as .zip files. Beginning on November 22, however, the download option was changed to the MP3 format, and The Brothers Chaps began deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one was released.
- Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
- On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.
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[edit] Quotes
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30 Oct 2014 | download | 
| Marzipan: "Call it, friendo!" | Quote of the Week exclusive | Marzipan is quoting Anton Chigurh, the antagonist in the 2007 film No Country for Old Men. The Halloween Safety teaser and the Sketchbook released the same day as the quote revealed that The Brothers Chaps had considered making Marzipan dress as Chigurh for I Killed Pom Pom. The specific phrasing of "Call it, friendo" is from the film's trailer — in the movie proper, "friendo" and "call it" are from two separate lines of dialogue. |
| 22 Oct 2014 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Bad: "GET THE NEW #1 JAM! Woke up this mornin' in a rapsong video..." {entire "Fish Eye Lens" song} | Fish Eye Lens | The Quote of the Week was updated for the first time in exactly five years. This was the longest hiatus between pop-up updates, not counting the ongoing hiatus of the following week's quote. |
| 22 Oct 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Brainkrieg: "Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of..." {entire "Decomposing Pumpkins" song} | Decomposing Pumpkins | |
| 15 Oct 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Coach Z: "What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..." | The Luau extended take | Coach Z mentions "Paughkeegan", which might be referring to Waukegan, a suburb of Chicago. Coach Z's accent includes elements of the Upper Midwestern dialect, which makes it quite plausible that he'd know a person from Waukegan (or "Paughkeegan"). |
| 01 Oct 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one." | Compy Catalog blooper | |
| 27 Aug 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere." | On Break outtake | |
| 07 Aug 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Sad: "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!" | Compy Catalog extended take | Besides the slightly extended second half of the song, the arrangement of the first half has also been further embellished. |
| 30 Jul 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!" | Unknown | |
| 23 Jul 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Lil' Strong Sad: "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!" | imaginary outtake | |
| 09 Jul 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Teenage Homestar Runner: "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?" | high school | |
| 25 Jun 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) | Quote of the Week exclusive | This was originally called "Power Crunch" and is available unedited. This remix was later used as the soundtrack for the Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer. |
| 04 Jun 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake | "Talenta Halflings" and "riding dinosaurs" refer to the Eberron campaign setting of Dungeons & Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs. |
| 10 Apr 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} | Donut Unto Others extended take | |
| 02 Apr 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." | Kick-A-Ball extended take | |
| 26 Mar 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." | Kick-A-Ball outtake | Darryl Strawberry is a former Major League Baseball player. |
| 12 Mar 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." | Unknown | |
| 05 Mar 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" | Unknown | Xanthan gum is a common ingredient in gluten-free baking. Bulgar (or bulgur) is prepared from gluten-containing wheat. |
| 26 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" | Date Nite | |
| 19 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake | |
| 12 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." | Best Caper Ever outtake | |
| 05 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" | Sickly Sam's Big Outing | |
| 29 Jan 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." | Hremail 62 blooper | |
| 11 Dec 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} | Trudgemank | |
| 20 Nov 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." | Most in the Graveyard outtake | |
| 06 Nov 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" | Most in the Graveyard outtake | |
| 16 Oct 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" | email thunder outtake | The word "hundred" appears after "200". |
| 26 Sep 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} | alternate universe | |
| 18 Sep 2008 | download (mirror) |
| (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" | hygiene outtake | |
| 11 Sep 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" | Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper | |
| 04 Sep 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} | Happy Dethemberween outtake | |
| 28 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" | Senorial Day outtake | |
| 14 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" | magic trick outtake | |
| 07 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" | The Next Epi-Snowed | |
| 31 Jul 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" | your edge | |
| 10 Jul 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! | The Baloneyman outtake | The quote reads "taken out if" instead of "of it". |
| 26 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." | Trogday 08 Easter egg | |
| 19 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." | Somber Vacation Easter egg | |
| 05 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." | love poems | |
| 22 May 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" | 4 branches | |
| 16 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 | |
| 08 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" | Date Nite | |
| 02 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing | |
| 24 Apr 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| The King of Town: "I rule the school!" | Revenge of the King | |
| 17 Apr 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" | rated | |
| 29 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing | |
| 20 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" | Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up | |
| 13 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!" | Blubb-O's Commercial | The "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words. |
| 07 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" | buried | |
| 28 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" | licensed | |
| 14 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 | |
| 07 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" | Unknown | |
| 31 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" | fan club | "Carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan". |
| 24 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." | winter pool | |
| 17 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" | environment | |
| 10 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." | Fall Float Parade blooper | |
| 13 Dec 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} | nightlife | |
| 06 Dec 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." | Jibblies 2 outtake | |
| 29 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} | Rap Song | |
| 15 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" | Unknown | |
| 01 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} | Jibblies 2 outtake | |
| 25 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" | haircut | This quote was released within hours of the one below. It was suggested in the edit summary of the edit adding the quote below to this page. |
| 25 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips A-Plenty | This quote is identical to the 22 Sep 2005 quote. It was changed within hours of being released. |
| 18 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." | business trip (first sentence an outtake) | |
| 12 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" | web comics | |
| 04 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} | slumber party outtake | |
| 27 Sep 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" | caffeine outtake | polychaete worms are a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments. |
| 20 Sep 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" | mini-golf | |
| 13 Sep 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." | Unknown | Frosties and McFlurries are ice cream treats served at Wendy's and McDonald's, respectively. |
| 06 Sep 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." | original | |
| 30 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} | concert extended song | |
| 23 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." | concert outtake | |
| 16 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} | mini-golf outtake | |
| 09 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" | Ever and More outtake | Nestlé is a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. The quote a reference to Nestlé's long standing jingle, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestlé's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S." |
| 21 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 | |
| 14 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook) | |
| 07 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" | Date Nite | |
| 24 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" | Field Day Intro | |
| 17 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." | Homestarloween Party extended clip | |
| 11 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" | caffeine | |
| 03 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." | Under Construction outtake | |
| 26 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" | Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk | |
| 19 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" | rough copy (second phrase an outtake) | |
| 12 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" | An Important Rap Song outtake | |
| 05 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." | Drive-Thru | |
| 22 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} | your funeral | |
| 15 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake | |
| 08 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." | KOT's VOQPCS! | |
| 01 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" | the movies | |
| 22 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! | theme song | |
| 15 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 | |
| 08 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" | unnatural | |
| 01 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Word booty!" | looking old | |
| 18 Jan 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} | caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover | |
| 11 Jan 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" | the chair multiple takes | |
| 21 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} | Decemberween Short Shorts | Only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not. |
| 14 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" | what i want blooper | "Montelbon" is probably a reference to Ricardo Montalbán. |
| 07 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." | the chair outtake | Stink and stonk being related to stank is a reference to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch", a song from the 1966 animated adaption of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, in which the singer says that "stink, stank, [and] stunk" are the three words that best describe the Grinch. |
| 30 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936 | This quote is a repeat of the 31 Mar 2005 quote with an ellipsis instead of a colon. |
| 17 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} | Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg | This quote is titled as an "outtake" in the ID3 tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter egg. |
| 09 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 | |
| 03 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." | Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics | |
| 27 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." | Fall Float Parade outtake | |
| 20 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" | retirement | |
| 12 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} | isp | |
| 25 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." | A Decemberween Pageant | |
| 18 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." | Where's The Cheat? | |
| 07 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" | road trip | |
| 31 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" | Unknown | |
| 18 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" | theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email | |
| 11 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy | |
| 03 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 | |
| 27 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} | Summer Short Shorts | |
| 20 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 | |
| 13 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" | senior prom outtake | |
| 06 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." | Weclome Back outtake | |
| 29 Jun 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." | portrait outtake | "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show Hollywood Squares, which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." Shadoe Stevens was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version. |
| 18 May 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" | isp outtake | |
| 11 May 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" | senior prom outtake | |
| 04 May 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" | senior prom outtake | The name of Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend is spelled here as "Delelilia". However, in senior prom, her name was spelled "Delilelia". |
| 27 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} | Unknown | |
| 06 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} | candy product | |
| 30 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." | local news | |
| 24 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake | This may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag. |
| 16 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" | lady fan | |
| 10 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 | |
| 02 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 | |
| 23 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" | The Best Decemberween Ever outtake | |
| 16 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant outtake | Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for 25 Mar 2005 ("Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."). Additionally, the start of this quote is similar to the start of Bubs's quote in the email myths and legends, which was the newest toon at the time. |
| 09 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {Band leader says, "Ready and one and set and go!" This is followed by the entire instrumental fight song, and concludes with a crowd chanting, "C! G! N! ...U! Me?" and the band leader saying, "Well, there you have it, Jimmy-Jimmy."} | Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end) | The fan version of the CGNU fight song is in a different key than in mascot—B-flat instead of F. |
| 02 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." | technology outtake | |
| 26 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." | flashback outtake | |
| 19 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." | death metal Easter egg | |
| 12 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 | |
| 08 Dec 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." | Fall Float Parade | |
| 25 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" | Fall Float Parade | |
| 17 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" | That a Ghost | |
| 10 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" | Revenge of the King | |
| 03 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" | Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake | |
| 27 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." | Unknown | |
| 21 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy | |
| 20 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" | Bug in Mouth Disease | This quote is a repeat of 16 Jun 2005 with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day. |
| 06 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Jibblies Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." | bottom 10 | |
| 29 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat | geddup noise | |
| 22 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips-A-Plenty | This quote was (briefly) duplicated on 25 Oct 2007. |
| 15 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." | Cheat Commandos | |
| 08 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" | Cool Things | |
| 01 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| 1-Up: "I want pudding!" | Under Construction | |
| 25 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." | Malloween Commercial outtake | |
| 18 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} | Cool Things | |
| 11 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" | Senorial Day | |
| 04 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" | Happy Fireworks | |
| 21 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" | bottom 10 | |
| 07 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" | montage | |
| 30 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} | Lookin at a Thing in a Bag | "Check it out" is said 16 times. |
| 23 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" | Senorial Day | |
| 16 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" | Bug In Mouth Disease | This quote was repeated 20 Oct 2005 with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day. |
| 10 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." | Where the Crap Are We? | This quote was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "Where the Crap Are We?", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central. |
| 02 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" | origins | This quote is a repeat of the 17 Feb 2005 quote. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm", whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm"). |
| 12 May 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" | rampage | |
| 28 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon | |
| 21 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" | animal | |
| 14 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | other days | |
| 31 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936 | This quote was repeated on 30 Nov 2006 with an ellipsis instead of a colon. |
| 25 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant | Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for 16 Feb 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."). |
| 17 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob | |
| 10 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" | origins outtake | |
| 27 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" | Cheat Commandos...O's | |
| 17 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" | origins | This quote was repeated on 02 Jun 2005. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm", whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm"). |
| 10 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." | kids' book | |
| 27 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" | Sample of Style | |
| 20 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 | |
| 14 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" | Homestar Presents: Presents | |
| 30 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" | Malloween Commercial | |
| 16 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" | radio outtake | |
| 09 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" | Sweet Cuppin' Cakes possible outtake | |
| 02 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" | crying | |
| 22 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" | virus | |
| 11 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} | montage | ||
| 08 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Women can't drive!" | Halloween Fairstival | ||
| 18 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob | ||
| 07 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" | the facts | ||
| 30 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!" Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not." | Homestar vs. Little Girl | ||
| 23 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." | haircut outtake | ||
| 19 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" | Cheat Commandos | ||
| 08 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song | Labor Dabor | ||
| 02 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" | dangeresque 3 | ||
| 26 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon | ||
| 19 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?" | Under Construction | ||
| 12 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} | theme park | ||
| 05 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) | Peasant's Quest | ||
| 29 Jul 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" | crying | ||
| 19 Jul 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | The Worm: "Is a miracle." | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes | ||
| 29 Jun 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) | Cheat Commandos | ||
| 17 May 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" | Cheat Commandos | ||
| 03 May 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." | lunch special | ||
| 22 Mar 2004 | download (mirror) | Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" | flashback Easter egg | ||
| 08 Mar 2004 | download (mirror) | Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 | ||
| 09 Feb 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" | monument Easter egg | ||
| 02 Feb 2004 | download (mirror) | Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" | Malloween Commercial | ||
| 12 Jan 2004 | download (mirror) | Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. | video games | ||
| 10 Dec 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" | caffeine | ||
| 03 Nov 2003 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." | 3 Times Halloween Funjob multiple takes | ||
| 29 Oct 2003 | None | Homestar Runner: "A tidal wave of marshalades!" | Malloween Commercial | ||
| 29 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore." | 2 years | ||
| 08 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" | kids' book (DVD version) Easter egg outtake | ||
| 01 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." | labor day blooper | ||
| 28 Aug 2003 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" | Bubs's Character Video | ||
| 25 Aug 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." | impression; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad | ||
| ?? Jun 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" | privileges | ||
| 12 May 2003 or later | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Possums!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 | ||
| 14 Apr 2003 or later | None | The Wicked Guitar Solo | personal favorites | ||
| 17 Mar 2003 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." | monster truck | ||
| 28 Nov 2002 or earlier | None | Strong Bad: "T-give. Everybody eat a turkey. C'mon." | Quote of the Week exclusive | Strong Bad referenced this quote on Twitter in 2019. | |
| 11 Nov 2002 or later | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "MATT!!" | 50 emails | ||
| 15 Aug 2002 or later | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." | vacation blooper | ||
| 15 Aug 2002 or later | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a messy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" | vacation | ||
| 28 Mar 2002 or later | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." | First Time Here? (similar) | ||
| 25 Feb 2002 or later | download (mirror) | The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" | Where's The Cheat? | ||
| 28 Jan 2002 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." | Where My Hat Is At? | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Coach Z: "My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." | The House that Gave Sucky Treats | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" | The House that Gave Sucky Treats | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" | Quote of the Week exclusive | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} | Quote of the Week exclusive | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" | Unknown | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" | halloweener | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." | A Jumping Jack Contest | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." | Homestar Quiz | ||
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." | original book line | ||
| Unknown | None | Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" | Who Said What Now? |
[edit] Fun Facts
- Occasionally, some quotes are used twice:
- When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
- If there is a problem finding the weeklies XML file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
"Oh Haldo! This is my
This makes references to Peasant's Quest (Haldo), style, times, for kids (all is on), Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 (MSG), and monster truck (Somedays).
funniest word style
ever times that I've
said! Hope all is on
to it even more
lately! And I wish the
chicken & msg place
was open on
Somedays" - The text can also be:
"Oh Hello! This is my
funniest word style
ever that I said! Hope
you're into it!"
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Click on the Q on any Main Page on the old site to see the most recent quote.
- view the Flash file for the current quote
- view weeklies.xml – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the Weekly Fanstuff and weekly Sketchbook features.
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