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Uzi Bazooka is a robot created by Craig in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, played by Homestar Runner. He was made to make Dangeresque believe Dangeresque Too had betrayed him. He looks identical to Dangeresque Too, but after his body is punctured, it is revealed that he contains cybernetic components (represented by Homestar having a circuit board taped to his chest).
Uzi Bazooka is quite an evil villain. In the events of Dangeresque 3, he kidnapped both Renaldo and Cutesy Buttons, and murdered Dangeresque's father, Dadgeresque. He also stole Cutesy Buttons' rainforest formula. When Dangeresque took it back, he said that "I don't care about the formula! I just want to make you suffer!" He built a secret sun base, which Dangeresque managed to get to by "traveling" in a "spaceship". He was eventually destroyed by Dangeresque, using Craig's diamond-tipped drill.
During extended play, clicking on Uzi Bazooka shows a deleted scene where Dangeresque goes into his hollow body and calls himself "Luger Machete".
[edit] Complete Filmography
| Dangeresque
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| Movies |
Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4รท2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
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| Characters |
Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan:
Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons
Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy
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Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad (El Dumpo):
Hot Tub, The Informants,
The Monster, The Stunt Double
The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,
Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew
Unknown: The Chief
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| Music |
The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
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| Games |
Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)
Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)
Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)
Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
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| Other | Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence
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