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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2020.

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[edit] December

Text / Transcript Date / Link
I didn't think anyone ever bandoned it in the first place!
This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who replied to the new epoch Tweet asking if new.homestarrunner.com was being abandoned.
31 Dec 2020


It's hidden now! Almost ALL the old scroll button songs are hidden on there!
This Tweet is a reply to @BraOfNachos, who noted the lack of a Scroll Button Song on the Strong Bad Email Menu.
31 Dec 2020


Or the beginning of a new epoch?! homestarrunner.com
This Tweet is a reply to @ryandangeremma, who quoted the "aggressively pointing" Tweet saying it felt like the end of an era and posting a picture of the under construction page at the time.
31 Dec 2020


Make it easily accessible to everybody.
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the Tweet announcing the Stinkoman 20X6 secret becoming public asking what that means.
28 Dec 2020


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Our top expert is aggressively pointing at the problem right now!
This Tweet is a reply to @itmezaack, who replied to the previous Tweet asking what the fate of the website as a whole will be.
28 Dec 2020


Didn't mean to be mysterious. "For a while" in this context means "there's absolutely no plan for what to do with it post-flash right now but Videlectrix wants to try and make it playable again for everybody."
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
28 Dec 2020


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Everypeople be sure and win Stinkoman before Jan 1st! The secret reward you get for winning will become public (since the game will be unplayable for a while) and you won't get to feel like you earned it anymore and what will your friends think of you then?!
28 Dec 2020


No cut. It's bootleg.
This Tweet is a reply to @Antipilor, who asked if a t-shirt was legitimate.
28 Dec 2020


Accurate. I would want to hug them.
This Tweet is a reply to @MeanLevee, who replied to the previous Tweet with a photo of a Strong Bad plush with plush toys of Godzilla and Mothra.
26 Dec 2020


This should the plush's default pose! Come hither Strong Bad comes with all the sauce you see here! "come thither stare action-pack sold separately."
This Tweet quotes @selene_shield, who posted a proof photo featuring a Strong Bad Talking Plush and a Fangamer pin.
26 Dec 2020


No tick off. His is totally better. Though admittedly the bar for "clackity Decemberween no-bot warble-jingles" is set relatively low.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheFinalDoctor, who replied to @PryinBrian's song, giving it the edge at risk of ticking off Strong Bad.
26 Dec 2020


This is a Retweet of @PryinBrian, who made a cover of Santaman is a Blademan. 25 Dec 2020


Nope, just meeples of me and Homestar and the other dumb animal characters. The peasants and extra Trogdors, etc. were Kickstarter exclusives.
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the meeples were available for purchase on the store.
25 Dec 2020


The meeples were just in the Kickstarter version and haven't been included in the reprints for about a year. Amazon still wrongly shows pics with meeples despite multiple screamins.
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who asked why his Trodgor board game came with plastic miniatures but not meeples.
25 Dec 2020


When the Decemberween cheer won't come easy, ya got to cram it down!
This Tweet is a reply to @Dawntk, whose daughter insisted on a tinsel-wrapped cram rod.
24 Dec 2020


There's Joy2Key for Win, USB Overdrive for Mac I hear. You can map keyboard input to a controller.
This Tweet is a reply to @explosion560, who replied to the Stinkoman Level 10 announcement and asked if there's a way to play Stinkoman 20X6 on controller.
24 Dec 2020


Forwarding this to Strong Sad. Sounds like a cover by that red and white Stripey Wipeys band he's always barfing about.
This Tweet is a reply to @fretzl, who covered the theme from Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 on guitar.
22 Dec 2020


This is... this is just beautiful. Looks like the beginning of me and The Cheat's very own Studio Jibblies movie!
This Tweet is a reply to @shanhorandraws, who painted a scene of Strong Bad and The Cheat in the field with the Drive-Thru Whale.

Fun Facts

23 Dec 2020


Send your people-that-buy-you-stuff here:
This Tweet links to the Crazy Go Nuts University T-shirt in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
This Tweet is a reply to @ResslerN, who responded to the prevous reply, interested in having a CGNU hoodie.
22 Dec 2020


I can totally see this song happening like after the freshman character loses their golf club team scholarship and drops outta school. But THEN, beneath a pile of energy drinks, dirty laundry, and congealed bowls of cereal, they find their tattered CGNU hoodie and begin to sing..
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
22 Dec 2020


This is incredible! Let's make it happen! This could be the career-reviving project Lem Sportsinterviews needs!!
This Tweet quotes @ashley_wool's emotional performance of the CGNU fight song, which she claimed was from upcoming Broadway musical "CGNUsical" directed by Lem Sportsinterviews.
22 Dec 2020


Y'ever play level 8?
This Tweet is a reply to @sokdrawer, who thought Stinkoman 20X6 was broken upon encountering the Negative Zone-themed area in level 10.2.
21 Dec 2020


I want to play a DangerEGGsque crossover game with me and that bad graphics gumshoe! A Puzzle n' Click n' Shoot the Wrong People Adventure!
This Tweet is a reply to @FilbiPott, who responded to previous Tweet asking for an "official American import" of Where's an Egg?.
21 Dec 2020


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Amidst all the Stinkoman Level 10 excitement, let's not forget that none of this woulda been possible without the next gen styles of the Videlectrix Ultra FunMachine CD! No other system could cram all the necessary migs and megs of pixels!


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Introducing the Videlectrix Ultra FunMachine CD


Good graphics just got gooder.

CDs aren't just for music albums anymore. The brains at Videlectrix figured out a way to cram video games and 100% of their graphics onto a standard compact disc (CD). In fact, they crammed 27% MORE graphics on there. Also includes a Gametridge slot and disk drive for computer and TV video game compatability as well. Available in teak, walnut, maple, ash, and oak.

Videlectrix
21 Dec 2020


It is actively being worked all upon.
This Tweet is a reply to @betweenvenus, who responded to the Tweet about re-enabling Flash, asking if they were working on preserving homestarrunner.com with a Flash emulator.
21 Dec 2020


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(psst, our top men are already working on it!)
This Tweet is a reply to @Wyattman1O, who pointed Strong Bad to Ruffle as a way to keep homestarrunner.com alive.
21 Dec 2020


Did you try these ninstructions even?
helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.h...
This Tweet is a reply to @Jeffmakesgames1, who was unable to play Stinkoman 20X6 on his browser.
21 Dec 2020


A Stink-like TroidvainTS with tactical flight sim elements and visual novel walking simulator casual craftfarm cooking DLC! (did I use all the right gaming buzzwords? What'd I forget?)
This Tweet is a reply to @RoyalRabbit_EXE, who responded to the level 10 announcement, suggesting a Stinkoman roguelike or Metroidvania.
21 Dec 2020


This'll tell you how to re-enable flash for a couple hours to enjoy some StinkoThymes™!
helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.h...
This Tweet is a reply to @smoothmedia, who responded to the level 10 announcement, reporting a "plugin not supported" error.
21 Dec 2020


Oh crap! I forget to mention @EiffelArt did the amazing backgrounds for this! He brings the stoves, the clouds, the domey buildings, the ladders to nowhere, all to life like ne'er before!
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet crediting Smallbu for the intro cinematic.
21 Dec 2020


And I can't forget the amazing @VikingGuitar for that awesome cover of the Stinkoman 20X6 theme! Ever since I first heard it a million years ago, I have dreamed of a hype trailer featuring your lightning lixx!
This Tweet links to Viking Guitar's Stinkoman 20X6 theme on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.
20 Dec 2020


Not AS1 sadly. But working on a Rufflized style nonetheless.
This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who quoted the thanks to jezzamonn asking if the game was coded in ActionScript 1.0, which would make it easier to convert to Ruffle.
20 Dec 2020


Thanks for the QA @ColinMcInerror! No one else would have so bravely waded into testing a 15 year old web game for a dead media player!!
This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.
20 Dec 2020


I was finally able to give @paulandstorm's amazing Stinkoman theme from like 2003 the respect and attention it deserves! Sorry for the takelong guys!
This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.
20 Dec 2020


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Huge Pan Pan hugs to @SmallBuStudio for making the most insane fully animated intro cinematic ever! When do we make an animated Stinkoseries?!
This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.
20 Dec 2020


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Huge shoutout to the incredible patience, programming, development, and actionscript archaeology of @jezzamonn! It all started with a brave little tweet!
This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.
20 Dec 2020


Here's how to re-enable flash one last time in your browsers:
helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.h...
This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.
20 Dec 2020


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Video Transcript

See Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer
20 Dec 2020


Nice!! Where'd you get your Clovis points? Pleistocene or Holocene? I rock Holo if I use Stout Ones Ice and Pleisto if I'm drinking Lambic Ice Ones (Lambice?!).
This Tweet is a reply to @LaurenFaits, who mentioned drinking Mulled Ones, referring to something that happened at Candlenights.
19 Dec 2020


This year me and The Cheat are celebrating #candlenights AND Decemberween thanks to the @McElroyFamily! Check out their holiday spesh this weekend 12/19, give some dollarmobills to charity, and enjoy the podcastery and awesome special guests (like me!)!
This Tweet quotes @McElroyFamily's announcement of the Candlenights special. Strong Bad would later tweet the video of his segment from the special on 10 December 2021.
17 Dec 2020


I can't decide if this is great or irresponsible parenting! Which is just the way I like it!
This Tweet is a reply to @Knight81, who posted a photo of his baby with the Fangamer Trogdor tee and Talkin' Strong Bad doll.
17 Dec 2020


The mustaches at Videlectrix are scrambling wildly to deliver you their swan song before flash dies forever and they are doomed to learn how to make modern games.
This Tweet is a reply to @SamGreszes, who responded to the previous reply with shock.
15 Dec 2020


Why wait until 2021?
This Tweet is a reply to @SamGreszes, who compared Stinkoman 20X6 to other long-awaited video games, calling it the "most anticipated game of 2021".
15 Dec 2020


I got 4 words for ya:

Doe know.

Hope so.
This Tweet is a reply to @LorenzoSalas15, who replied to @bellestardust's photo of their Fangamer Trogdor tee, asking if it would be restocked.
15 Dec 2020


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Nice! You made my head the Bulk Cruiser version of the Stinkowing!
This Tweet quotes @ThisIsBenSilver's animation of a Lego Strong Bad.
15 Dec 2020


Which one were you looking for? I can sendalink!
This Tweet is a reply to @Carni_Arcanum, who asked for a download link to the old wallpapers.
15 Dec 2020


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This Tweet links to the line "something wonderful" from 2010: The Year We Make Contact on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Phyreburnz, who asked what would happen to homestarrunner.com after the death of Flash.
15 Dec 2020


I hope that's a giant Letter C monster with long socks and a reindeer leash lip piercing that's about to EAT Homestar. Cuz that would rule.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheWoundedMoose, who shared their child's drawing of a Homestar Runner-like figure driving a sleigh.
15 Dec 2020


Also, "Tape Swimmy" sounds like a great sportscaster. The kind whose heyday was a couple decades ago so they only show up to commentate on, like, the Belmont Stake-Umms or something.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
13 Dec 2020


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Unused The Cheature from the Gunk Lagoon art from Trogdor!! The Board Game. I'm gonna go tape swimmy flippers to his head right now!
13 Dec 2020


There miiiiiiiiiiiiiiight be some licensing issues there.
This Tweet is a reply to @OKdotGLASS, who responded to the Fangamer thread, requesting a Grape-Nuts Robot toy.
13 Dec 2020


This is the most worthwhile discussion/debate and I love it. Yeah, technically I shouldn't have gotten my cold ones because I didn't guess the secret number. So unfortunately you can just get "lucky" like Homestar after only getting one match. Turkey Farm dreams, dashed.
This Tweet is a reply to @CassandrusB and @RedCarConspiraC, who were debating in the comments of the FriendlyWare video about the "guess the secret number" game mechanic in Match.
12 Dec 2020


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The 'Gage abides.
This Tweet is a reply to another batch of Hero Forge characters by @BurgundySuit, including one of Senor Cardgage.
12 Dec 2020


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You people making these things is my new favorite game! Somebody do some Keepers of Trogdor from my board game!
This Tweet is a reply to @pvbaudio's recreation of The Kerrek in Hero Forge.
12 Dec 2020


Oh man! Someone would totally do Borgorroth! I never came up with a name for his horned The Cheat-like sidekick. Maybe THIS is The Chekt?!
This Tweet is a reply to @HuckleburyFlynn, who responded to the previous Tweet with a picture of Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth.

Fun Facts

  • "The Chekt" was Strong Bad's hasty codename for The Cheat in a culinary context in the email secret recipes.
12 Dec 2020


You all know the drill. This is impress, disturb, & make-a me uncomft.
This Tweet quotes @BurgundySuit's collection of Homestar Runner characters recreated in Hero Forge.
12 Dec 2020


I didn't give you the answer! 'Twas a hint!
This Tweet is a reply to @HeartingLeCarbs, who responded that the password "property" didn't work.
12 Dec 2020


You'll need to listen to a plush doll to find it. (or read the url that's in that screenshot)
This Tweet is a reply to @HeartingLeCarbs, who responded to @JacobSteakfries's screenshot of strongbadallthetimesogreat.com, asking what site it was.
12 Dec 2020


FriendlyWare! Your family probably gathered around the buzzing monochrome monitor to play classics like Match, Killer Maze, and Eye & Hearing Test!!
This Tweet is a reply to @_screenhog, who was surprised that he remembered the game in the video.
12 Dec 2020


The FriendlyWare DOS classic: Match!
This Tweet is a reply to @Amijaw, who asked what the game in the video was.
12 Dec 2020


The password is coming from inside the bag!!
This Tweet is a reply to @bingo1220288952, who asked for the password to strongbadallthetimesogreat.com.
12 Dec 2020


property
This Tweet is a reply to @JacobSteakfries, who requested a hint for the password to strongbadallthetimesogreat.com.
12 Dec 2020


Thanks for the love, Joshym'n! You are one of the few humans who appreciates the old timey tradition of a determined/tough person saying "one side!" as they shoulder past others on their way to prove a point/poke someone in the eyes.
This Tweet is a reply to @Joshstrangehill, who responded to the video saying he would be happy if all media were just Homestar Runner characters.
12 Dec 2020


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This is what happens when you stay up late on a Friday playing ancient PC games with Homestar.


Video Transcript

{The game's screen reads, "Player #1, Please Enter Your First Name And Then Strike Enter Key".}

STRONG BAD: "Player 1, please enter your first name." {typing} Oldenbut. {hits enter, and a prompt for player 2 appears below}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Player 2, please enter your first name." You know I gotta go with my all-time favorite, {typing} Bernau. {hits enter}

{The screen briefly reads "One Moment While I Generate A Game Board", then a game board consisting of eight rows (numbered 1 to 8) and five columns (lettered A to E) prints. A prompt reads, "BERNAU , What Is Your FIRST Choice?" A message at the bottom of the screen reads "Strike <F10> To Leave This Game".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Bernau, what is your first choice?" I'm going with D7.

{Space D7 is revealed to be ROLEX CAMERA, worth $90.00. The prompt now asks for Bernau's second choice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, a Rolex camera! I know they're trying to fool me, but I know the match is at D8.

{D8 is revealed to be 6 PACK/COORS. The message reads, "SORRY BERNAU , But No Match". The board resets and Oldenbut is prompted for his first choice.}

STRONG BAD: "Oldenbut, what is your first choice?" Let's go over here to B6.

{B6 is VOLKSWAGEN, worth $5,500.00.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {The Show announcing voice} A horrible Volkswagen! {singing The Show theme} Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo!

STRONG BAD: Shut up. Uh, this thing's definitely at D4.

{D4 is MOBILE HOME.}

STRONG BAD: Mobile home?!

{The board resets; Bernau is asked for his first choice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm going with A4.

{A4 is GOLD RING, worth $300.00.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gold ring! I betcha that increases my defense!

STRONG BAD: It's not that kind of a game, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: They always try to fool me—I'm going with A5.

{A5 is TRIP TO JAPAN.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Trip to Japan!

{The board resets; Oldenbut is asked for his first choice.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh. Are you always just gonna check the one right below the one you just picked?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes ma'am.

STRONG BAD: A2.

{A2 is 6 PACK/COORS, worth $3.15.}

STRONG BAD: {excited} Six-pack of cold ones! It was over there, at D8!

{D8 is 6 PACK/COORS. The prompt reads, "ALLRIGHT, A Match !! OLDENBUT, For $3.15 In Prizes, Guess My Secret Number <10 to 99>".}

STRONG BAD: Nice! "Oldenbut, for {laughing a little} three dollars and fifteen cents in prizes" — ooh! That's a cheap six-pack! — "guess my secret number, 10 to 99." You know I gotta go with 54.

{54 is "Sorry, Too High. But Still Your Turn."}

STRONG BAD: Still too high?

{The board now has spaces A2 and D8 missing. Oldenbut is prompted for his first choice.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, I get to go again. Uh, B6.

{B6 is VOLKSWAGEN, worth $5,500.00.}

STRONG BAD: That Volkswagen. Did I already do that?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singsong} I'm not telling!

STRONG BAD: {pained} What if Homestar's right and it's the one right below it? Aaagh, you got in my head!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {smoothly} That's what I do, Strong Bad. It's allll mind games.

STRONG BAD: I'm doing it! B7!

{B7 is FRIENDLYWARE.}

STRONG BAD: D'awh! Friendlyware?!

{The board resets; Bernau is asked for his first choice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, now I know what that is. B7...

{B7 is FRIENDLYWARE, worth $49.95.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And E7.

{E7 is FRIENDLYWARE. Bernau is asked to guess the computer's secret number for $49.95 in prizes.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ding ding ding ding ding! "Bernau, guess my secret number, 10 to 99!" Uh, 23.

{A message reads "Congratulations BERNAU You WIN !!!" before every space on the board is revealed and the message changes to "Strike Any Key To See Your Prizes".}

TAKE ONE SNORKEL & FINS TAMPA NUGGET TURKEY FARM LOSE ONE
  SURF BOARD BETAMAX MX-80 PRINTER TAKE ONE
BRICK HOME CB-RADIO CORVETTE MX-80 PRINTER SNORKEL & FINS
GOLD RING TURKEY FARM CB-RADIO MOBILE HOME MOBILE HOME
TRIP TO JAPAN TAMPA NUGGET CORVETTE PATIO SET GOLD RING
BETAMAX VOLKSWAGEN LOSE ONE BRASS BED BRASS BED
BRICK HOME FRIENDLYWARE ROLEX CAMERA ROLEX CAMERA FRIENDLYWARE
TRIP TO JAPAN VOLKSWAGEN PATIO SET   SURF BOARD

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Congratulations Bernau! You win!"

STRONG BAD: What the crap?! You can just guess a stupid number and win the game?! Aw man. I coulda won a Betamax, a brick home, whatever a Tampa Nugget is... and a turkey farm!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, check it out! The MX-80 printer actually followed my double-up style!

STRONG BAD: {emotional} You cheated me out of my turkey farm, Homestar! Least I got my six-pack of cold ones.

12 Dec 2020


Are YOU bored enough to unlock his secrets?!
This Tweet is a reply to @neumaverick, who posted a video of his new Talkin' Strong Bad doll.
11 Dec 2020


Droppin' them Faerfth Waerd Z's on em!
This Tweet is a reply to @NGinger404's Coach Z fanart.
9 Dec 2020


You may be the first and only person to request this! Glad somebody liked it! Keep an eye out!
This Tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who replied to the merchulism Tweet requesting to bring back the "it's dot com" T-shirt.
9 Dec 2020


Oh talentdang! This year's group of CGNU applicants shows some serious promise! 'Cept whoever drew Zombie Apocalypse Strong Sad. Their tuition just doubled.
This Tweet quotes @fhqwhpods's compilation of completed CGNU applications.

Fun Facts

9 Dec 2020


Well when you put it that way it sounds pretty awesome!
This Tweet is a reply to @Xcogitaire, who provided a colorful description of Lego Strong Bad as a "long-necked alien Strong Bad".
9 Dec 2020


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For a second you're like, "hey, that's not too bad." And then you look at it from the side and you shriek, "Leave it in the mall parking deck to ROT!!"
9 Dec 2020


Is okay. I had a real nice deal with Olde Thyme Telltale. It's just over now. Long thyme ago.
This Tweet is a reply to @tylaaaaaaaaaaar, who responded to the "not a cent" Tweet, saying that that seemed "not great".
8 Dec 2020


They're not NOT being cool. I just don't get no ca$h from SBCG4AP no more.
This Tweet is a reply to @Intonyeon, who responded to the previous reply saying they wished Telltale would "be cool" with The Brothers Chaps again.
7 Dec 2020


Have you mashed on the blue diamond kinda thing on his forehead? You really gotta give it the smush. If he's still dead, tell the plush medics @Fangamer STAT!
This Tweet is a reply to @cybsqd, whose Talkin' Strong Bad was not talking.
7 Dec 2020


Not a cent! But glad people will be able to play it again!
This Tweet is a reply to @Intonyeon, who noted the return of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People to stores and asked if Strong Bad would get any money from it.
7 Dec 2020


Gross! I like the little guy but he's not worth all that! I was only gonna spend $20 on him for a gift card to Bubs'.
This Tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287, who posted a screenshot of a Strong Bad Talkin' Plush being resold for $200 by a scammer.
6 Dec 2020


Sadly I think a reseller on bookazon is your best bet before Decemberween and they usually jack up the prices to Bubs level. Might have to wait on the next boatload.
This Tweet is a reply to @jordanpaley, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Trogdor!! The Board Game would be restocked for Decemberween.
6 Dec 2020


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Lookin for Strong Bad crap for Decemberween? You got 3 different options for merchulism!
homestarrunner.com/store.html
6 Dec 2020


Yes! Watch out King of Town!
This Tweet is a reply to @jlbesq, who quoted the previous Tweet and explained that the inverted Trogsign symbolized burninating the ruling class.
5 Dec 2020


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Inverted Trogsign o'er Strong Badia! I forget my Troglore, is this a good omen or bad?
5 Dec 2020


Look, I'm glad you depicted Marshie as being deceased but I don't know if a halo and wings is what's waiting for that guy on the other side (of snack food mascot existence).
This Tweet quotes @Marshalofthelaw, who shared a photo of his homemade Marshie ornament with a halo and angel wings.
5 Dec 2020


Not my jurisdiction! It's a TMBG joint feat SB!
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who asked for "Crystal Fortress" to be released for streaming.
4 Dec 2020


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Every year as Strong Sad gets out his music nerd Decemberween albums, I am reminded that the late great @sharonjones did backing vocals on "Crystal Fortress." What an honor to have had her deny french fries to @tmbg!

Relive the magic:

homestarrunner.com/crystal.html


Fun Facts

4 Dec 2020


"Brother in a Jar" by Strong Bad
This Tweet links to "Brother in a Jar" by Strong Bad on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to @ThisisJCGreen, who reminded @ariberson97 that the jar is for Strong Bad's death, referring to the email your funeral.
4 Dec 2020


If his spots appear when you toast it, it's a sign of impending doom. But if you spread fresh jams on it, then it's just yummulal nums.
This Tweet is a reply to @wilkening, who posted a picture of a The Cheatlike slice of bread.
4 Dec 2020


A lush terrarium with a mini beach, palm trees, and cold ones slushies is the best environment for your Strong Bad plush doll to grow and thrive. *

*plush doll may not actually grow or thrive. Oh and send all cold ones slushies to non-plush Strong Bad. thanks.
This Tweet is a reply to @ariberson97, who asked if they should transfer their new Talkin' Strong Bad doll into a jar.
4 Dec 2020


Tape leg accessory pack sold separately! Exclusively at Bubs' Concession Stand (it's a $28 roll of masking tape.)
This Tweet is a reply to @FatherTitan, who posted a photo of his Talkin' Strong Bad doll, noting its "glaring lack of Tape Leg".
4 Dec 2020


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Found it. Here's a snippet of Homestar's trip to Saskatoon. Maybe he was trainin' for The Brier?
This Tweet is a reply to the prarie province Tweet.

Video Transcript

{Puppet Homestar Runner is outside the Granite Curling Club. It is snowing.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Granite Curling Club. I don't know what this place is about. {exits to the right}

{Cut to inside, where Homestar is watching two men curl in the background.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voice echoing} Hurry hard! {singing} Saskatchewan! {sings incomprehensibly} another one! Saskatchewan! {no longer singing} Hurry hard! Alberta!

2 Dec 2020


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Very nice! You need one of these so Talkin' Strong Bad can knock it off the tree like a cat (or a The Cheat tbh).
This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who again replied to the previous Tweet and shared a photo of the Strong Bad doll posing next to a miniature Christmas tree.
2 Dec 2020


There's more!
This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who replied to the previous Tweet, having found the words "NICE TRY" on the doll.
2 Dec 2020


You think I'd make a plush doll and NOT hide some easter eggs on him? Finally, you can't just keep pressing TAB over and over!
This Tweet is a reply to @comtar again, who was suprised to hear that the doll had secrets.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's joke about the tab key refers to an easy method of finding clickable Easter eggs in Flash cartoons.
2 Dec 2020


You think he's got a flat top or wearing one o' them paper soda jerk hats? Puppet Homestar actually went curling in nearby Saskatoon in the early aughts! Houwy hawd!
This Tweet quotes @daveewave, who edited Homestar Runner's face onto a map of Manitoba.
2 Dec 2020


Have you unlocked his secrets yet?!
This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who posted a photo of his new Talkin' Strong Bad doll.
2 Dec 2020


Yes! I finally beat that Milky Hotel that Strong Sad won't shut up about!
This Tweet is a reply to @KrizziLindberg, whose top artist on his Spotify "2020 Wrapped" list was Strong Bad, with Neutral Milk Hotel coming second.
2 Dec 2020


Yes. All that.
This Tweet is a reply to @mommymidcentury, who responded to the "no new special content" Tweet, asking if the old DVDs contained Easter eggs and commentary.
1 Dec 2020


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It's still coming.
This Tweet is a reply to @basscomm, who replied to a now-deleted Tweet that presumably suggested Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10 would not come out.
1 Dec 2020


There is no new special content. This is a reprint of the original 6 discs that have been out of print for years. Just want to set the right expectasche!
This Tweet is a reply to @AmbientVirus, who quoted the six-disc set announcement Tweet said it would be worth buying the Strong Bad Email disc set if it had new special content.
1 Dec 2020


Um, I made a whole thing about it:
This Tweet links to the Ruffle video from November 20.
This Tweet is a reply to @Seglegs, who replied to the previous Tweet and said that Strong Bad had been "awfully quiet" about the Ruffle project.
1 Dec 2020


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Don't worry everybody everybody.
This Tweet quotes @NerdRage42, who commented that she wished Flash could be saved on a "historical building status" because of Homestar Runner.
1 Dec 2020


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Hey! That Mr. Small Business guy sounds suspiciously like my 1936 doppelgänger! And I swear I can hear the corn flakity crackle of typing on the Compy's old keyboard in there too!
This Tweet quotes @paulandstorm, who mentioned a holiday cartoon that they collaborated with The Brothers Chaps on in 2014.
30 Nov 2020


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Luckily he turned out like this in the game. Cause, man, if they used that paunchy neck rolls one instead... game woulda been some kinda chicken body horror platformer.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
30 Nov 2020


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Look at these horrifying alternate Videlectrix designs for Stobat "the chicken that barfs chicken bones at you" from Stinkoman 20X6. WHY IS THAT ONE EATING A DRUMSTICK?!
30 Nov 2020


Yup! Had to be broken into parts to be tolerable!
This Tweet links to "Scroll Buttons Medley, Pt. 1" by Strong Bad on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to @IamJoseph, who asked if there was a way to hear the old scroll button songs.
29 Nov 2020


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The best part of print-on-demand crap is takin' requests!
teespring.com/shop/shall-we-...
This Tweet is a reply to @fhqwhpods, who asked for a "Shall We Halph a Culp of Teembs?" mug.
27 Nov 2020


I doubt it sadly. Bummer you were never able to get a set but the original molds are lost to time and cost a pretendous amount to remake and stuff. Check the plastic-bags-fulla-Blubb-O's-Kids-Meal-Toys section of your local thrift shops maybe!
This Tweet is a reply to @josh_is_grafted, who wanted a reprint of the series two Homestar Runner figurines.
27 Nov 2020


A devoted collector! Your support has double redundancy even!
This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who replied to the six-disc set announcement Tweet and showed off his full collection of strongbad_email.exe DVDs along with the six disc set.
27 Nov 2020


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You gotta watch out with some of these. Ruffle doesn't like my videro content yet so this video chat with Larry Palaronicini from Sbemail 141 "Death Metal" is missing his low-res, low-fps style. Sbemail 150 will be a problem. As will 153 "redesign."
This Tweet is a reply to the same @textfiles Tweet as before.
27 Nov 2020


I may come after you later @textfiles, but for now I'm too excited about using my old computers' contrast knobs on phones and tablets!! It's all I ever wanted!
This Tweet is a reply to @textfiles, who announced that 109 Strong Bad Emails had been preserved on the Internet Archive, and suggested that Strong Bad might run him over.
27 Nov 2020


Here's answers!
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who asked about the timing of shipping from Homestore Runner.
27 Nov 2020


I'm a Frozen Bake man, meself.
This Tweet is a reply to @Truebluedor, who replied to the Thanksgiving Tweet and commented that his Thanksgiving dessert was Spiced Bun.
26 Nov 2020


The Peasant Mine-Mages of Peasantry delved too greedily and too deep!
This Tweet is a reply to @shingen, who commented on the majesty of the Trogdor shirt in the Fangamer store.
26 Nov 2020


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Hey all you talking-to-me extraordinaires! Listen out!


Fun Facts

26 Nov 2020


Yes! There is sort of a plan for this already!
This Tweet is a reply to @MsHinchy, who asked if Everything Else would be reprinted as a set like strongbad_email.exe.
26 Nov 2020


And his:

"These Peoples Try to Fade Me" by Strong Bad
This Tweet links to "These Peoples Try to Fade Me" by Strong Bad on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
26 Nov 2020


Here's their original:
This Tweet links to "Do Not Feed The Alligators" by Dream Warriors on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
26 Nov 2020


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Today, Coach Z wants you all to know he is thankful for the Dream Warriors (@DWMultiverse) song "Do Not Feed The Alligators" which he credits as the inspiration for "These Peoples Try To Fade Me." i.e. a rap song where you don't rap so much as you sample your own sound bites.


Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

26 Nov 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
25 Nov 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet in the Fangamer thread.
25 Nov 2020


Sorry I didn't get to record a commentary for it! In my head it was gonna be one my fake commercial type ones: Neck-Melter Strong Bad comes with everything you see here. Just pour the "magic cold ones" solution in the top of his head and watch as his neck smooshes away!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomasfan1984, whose Strong Bad costume was included in the last slide of Fan 'Stumes 2020.
25 Nov 2020


Right here! Where they've been since like 2005!
This Tweet links to Cheat Commandos Figurines in Homestore Runner.
This Tweet is a reply to @ljlikesmusic, who replied to the Plush Doll Commercial and asked about Cheat Commandos toys.
25 Nov 2020


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And check out this awesome everybody everybody tornado by @kee_fry! Never before have ALL the dumb animal characters appeared on one t-shirt!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet in the Fangamer thread.
25 Nov 2020


You gotta let me know his hourly rates for public appearances! There's a local Puddin Patch franchise opening up near here and I'd love to have him cut the barbed wire ribbon!
This Tweet is a reply to @fhqwhpods, who the person in the Cardgage costume belonged to, thanking Strong Bad for including him in the Fan Costumes.

Fun Facts

25 Nov 2020


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The plush and this sweet metal Trogdor T-shirt were designed by the amazing @spacecoyotl!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
25 Nov 2020


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**actual doll does not throw tantrum
This Tweet is a reply to the "Fangamening" Tweet.
25 Nov 2020


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It's a new thanksgiving tradition! Fan Costumes nearly a month late!
youtu.be/-9yIAFldCuk
25 Nov 2020


Tentacle mouth Strong Bad, cardboard box snowman adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire Pudding condition.


Fun Facts

  • This cryptic Tweet was posted just before Fan 'Stumes 2020 was announced, in which Strong Bad is seen writing the Tweet in the hope that it would give someone inspiration for a future fan costume.
25 Nov 2020


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Let the Fangamening commence!

New merch collab with @Fangamer is live!

fangamer.com/collections/ho...


Video Transcript

See Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial#Transcript
25 Nov 2020


Doesn't he also, like, magically teleport back to New York in a snowstorm or something? I dunno. That was Strong Sad's show. I was mainly in it for that tray-booshay or whatever you call it from that one episode.
This Tweet is a reply to @evanjacover, who replied to the previous Tweet with a comment about Northern Exposure starring Rob Morrow.
25 Nov 2020


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Rob. Freaking. Morrow.
24 Nov 2020


To. Freaking. Morrow.
This Tweet quotes Strong Bad's Tweet from the 13th announcing upcoming Fangamer merch.
24 Nov 2020


They're all gone! Maybe Everything Else's will get a boxed treatment like Sbemails.
This Tweet is a reply to @ValveNewsNetwor, who asked if Everything Else, Volume 2 would be restocked.
24 Nov 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @obspy, who asked for an ASCII art version of the Trogdor image that @GeoGinger found on IRIS's 500 error page.
24 Nov 2020


Hey hey. Everybody's entitled to not like the dumb print-on-demand crap I make.
This Tweet is a reply to @Hudson8675309, who replied to @StochasticOoze's retort that "it's not a very funny joke" with a GIF telling him to shut up.
24 Nov 2020


Hey you found some experimental stuff! Tis very buggy! But thanks for feedback. I'll add it to the pile!
This Tweet is a reply to @axlanian, who replied to the shower curtain Tweet noticing the dropdown list of Strong Bad Emails on the redesigned website was missorted and suggesting leading zeroes.
24 Nov 2020


Ummmmmmm. That's the joke.
This Tweet is a reply to @StochasticOoze, who complained that the main page shower curtain was a simple screenshot instead of a "new thing".
24 Nov 2020


Ya know, for when you REALLY wanna traumatize whoever is using your guest bathroom.
This Tweet links to the Main Page 14 shower curtain in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
24 Nov 2020


Only Jazz Drives and Syquest drives for you my friend!
This Tweet is a reply to @shneusk, who responded to the wonky Plan B Tweet offering to fire up old Macs when the archives are released on zipdisk.
23 Nov 2020


It's official! I wanted to make some sweet buxx off humiliating Homestar but of course he freaking loves this product and now he wants his modestly-toweled self plastered on mugs and jeggings and teething rings.
This Tweet is a reply to @swirlee, who linked to the Teespring page for the Main Page 14 shower curtain, asking if it was unlicensed.
23 Nov 2020


I have yet to sic Litigation Jackson on this company. But if they start selling snack clumps shaped like my pants, then it. is. ON.
This Tweet is a reply to @acahoon2, who shared a picture of a snack food labeled Crazy Go Nuts.
23 Nov 2020


Not to worry. There's always an incredibly compromised totally wonky Plan B!
This Tweet is a reply to @TJMilburn, who posted Adobe's end-of-life warning for Flash, asking Strong Bad if he heard about it.
23 Nov 2020


What will the mystery piles turn out to be?!

homestarrunner.com/store.html
This Tweet is a reply to @jamisonband, who responded with surprise to @MotionDan's Tweet expressing excitement for Strong Bad Fangamer merchandise.
23 Nov 2020


I appreciate the recognition, but whatever is going on with Homestar and Coach Z's torso is barfing me out so hard right now.
This Tweet is a reply to @LordBorkidy, who posted a hand turkey made for their digital art class.
23 Nov 2020


This is an accurate, appropriate, and proportional response to being mistaken for Homestar.
This Tweet quotes @scrandina, who shared a reanimated version of Strong Bad reading "Dear Homestar" from email thunder, and responding with a rocket launcher blast.
23 Nov 2020


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That's a vintage floaty pen right there! You usedta could demo a flash version of the pen in some store promo! What a thrill!
This Tweet is a reply to @TexanFrozen, who shared a video of a Floaty Pen.
23 Nov 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @WyssAaron, who shared an image of a child holding a knitted Strong Bad, asking not to be sued for a rough copy.

Fun Facts

22 Nov 2020


(3/3)
This Tweet links to Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
22 Nov 2020


(2/3)
This Tweet links to the Homestar Runner Fangamer store.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
22 Nov 2020


(1/3) Apologies! Since quarantimes, international shipping costs got pretendous and unreliable. Felt gross to charge so much but orders were taking forever or getting lost. Trying to figure it out. Our Teespring store and upcoming Fangamer store ship internationally though.
This Tweet is a reply to @befunkled, who seconded a reply from @TristanaGW to the six-disc set Tweet asking when international shipping will be available.
22 Nov 2020


The seventh birthday is the Strong Bad birthday! S(eventh) B(irthday) = S(trong) B(ad).
This Tweet is a reply to @WyssAaron, who replied to the previous Tweet with a seventh birthday cake made six years prior for their daughter.
21 Nov 2020


These are some fantastic cakeular skills! The Persistence of My-eye-mory!
This Tweet quotes @WyssAaron, who made a Strong Bad birthday cake for their son's seventh birthday, and compared it to a Salvador Dalí piece when an eye fell off.

Fun Facts

21 Nov 2020


You'd be surprised at how many different things I think about releasing as a rug. Mayonnaise portrait. Expensive Chandelier. Brick elbow. The list goes on and on.
This Tweet is a reply to @icfdavehere, who replied to the beach towels Tweet asking if a rug with the take-a-break design was ever considered.
21 Nov 2020


Daaaang! Lookit that white-hot fire blast! He only gets that if he chomps a Peasant Dark Mage that just ate a buncha Gruel Vindaloo!
This Tweet is a reply to @RobArtDownie, who made a fanart of Trogdor.
21 Nov 2020


Sump'n like that, yeah.
This Tweet is a reply to @TankFu_jvzz, who replied to the Ruffle video with a translation for the bottom banner.
21 Nov 2020


A true connoismonsieur of taste and styles!
This Tweet is a reply to @evan__online, who linked to the beach towels Tweet having bought a take-a-break.exe towel for its aesthetic qualities and not for beachgoing.
21 Nov 2020


What would that entail? You mean like <! — flash is doing so great — !> ? But wouldn't that comment it out? I thought we were trying to preserve flash, man! Ya gotta help me out here!
This Tweet is a reply to @textfiles (Jason Scott), who said it would make up for a bad year if Strong Bad did a Flash comment on the Internet Archive.

Fun Facts

21 Nov 2020


Cinemaware's best!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheCharacterR, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the floppy disk really had The Three Stooges.
20 Nov 2020


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All this talk of archiving flashstuffs with the Ruffle project is great but my big worry is that I every time I mention it THIS will happen:


Video Transcript

{Wide shot of Strong Bad sitting at the Lappier. The Ruffle play button is on the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa, this Ruffle thing's pretty cool!

{The King of Town elongates into the room from the right, holding a bag of "Tato's" chips with the slogan "it did food!"}

THE KING OF TOWN: Did it foooood?

STRONG BAD: Get outta here, you lungfish!

THE KING OF TOWN: Peow!

{The King disappears, dropping the chip bag and his crown, which lands on the bag. Close up on the bag.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} All hail His Royal Extuberance, King Tato.

{A banner appears above the bag: "King Tato / His Royal Extuberance".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} He did food.

{A second banner appears below: "Rex Perficitur In Cibum". An 8-bit jingle plays.}

Fun Facts

20 Nov 2020


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I claim-a this credit in the name of Il Cartographer!
This Tweet is a reply to @Papaya_Boat_, who suggested that Strong Bad's giving credit to others was out of character.
19 Nov 2020


Hey man! I've been making internet's for 20 years:

homestarrunner.com/sbsite/
This Tweet is a reply to @StevoFNF, who responded to the previous reply, surprised that Strong Bad knew about Ruffle and suggesting that he wouldn't be tech-savvy enough to "make an internet".

Fun Facts

19 Nov 2020


I should clarify that it's more like @internetarchive listened to @Herschel and all the amazing people behind the Ruffle project!

ruffle.rs
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
19 Nov 2020


Yes! @internetarchive finally listened to me!

twitter.com/strongbadactua...
This Tweet quotes @toasthuntre, who alerted Strong Bad to an Internet Archive blog post about the preservation of Flash content after 2020.
19 Nov 2020


This has been discussed:
This Tweet links to a video from March showing Strong Bad's attempt at creating a VTuber.
This Tweet is a reply to @batbrain1998, who proposed the idea of a Strong Bad VTuber.
19 Nov 2020


Oh I been doin that for years. The delightful hrwiki.org even has a comprehensive list:

hrwiki.org/wiki/Game_Sigh...
This Tweet is a reply to @bombardactyl, who reacted to @TheRealGuyJudge's finding of the Trogdor Easter egg in Assassin's Creed Valhalla, and asked what Strong Bad was doing influencing video games.
19 Nov 2020


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Armdang! That's some esteemed tat-company! The only thing that woulda made this cooler was if you'd shown me in my very first gimmick: Sir Boliver Turnbuckle!
This Tweet quotes @zmanbrianzane, who showed off his arm tattoo depicting several wrestling masks, including Strong Bad's face.

Fun Facts

19 Nov 2020


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I'll reach out. I know they are scrambling to get Stinkoman Level 10 finally finished so their wagglin capacity may be limited. They're hard at work good graphicking chicken piles like this!
This Tweet is a reply to @JacquesTheFox, who asked Strong Bad about the Weekly Waggle.
19 Nov 2020


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Who wore it better? CGI or IRL?
In next week's issue: which wagon fulla pancakes rocks the best baby bump bod at the beach!
17 Nov 2020


I don't want to alarm anyone. But you can now get The Cheat on your feet. If you're into that kinda thing.
This Tweet links to The Cheat socks in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
17 Nov 2020


I didn't think anybody else got that stuck in their heads!
This Tweet is a reply to @XMcgettigan, who thought that @EllieSpec's purchase of the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 six disc set was "fangoriously world-class and GRAND".
17 Nov 2020


Never forget a single one again!

Sbemail Songs, Parts 1, 2, and 3 songwhip.com/strong-bad/sbe...

songwhip.com/strong-bad/sbe...

songwhip.com/strong-bad/sbe...
This Tweet is a reply to @Kayube, who was disappointed by people in the thread misquoting Strong Bad Email intros.
16 Nov 2020


You all warm-a my heart! You make this aging internet wrestleman smile from his rocking chair teetering on the edge of obsolescence.

But then the smile fades and I shake my boxing gloves at you yelling "now get the crap off my obsolescence edge! I just mowed this thing!"
This Tweet is a reply to @peterbcounter, who started a thread about Homestar Runner quotes that have become part of one's vernacular.
16 Nov 2020


Lucious Irving Yates the Third

That one season he voiced a bird
He once puppeteered me
But he shoulda feared me

Cause now in the ground he's interred
This Tweet is a reply to Lucky Yates (@luckyyates), who responded to the previous reply, requesting his own epitaph.
16 Nov 2020


How's about this epitaph? Written in that ol' Doom Buggy style:

Good ol' Wendig Writey Man
He lived on Strong Bad's hat.
But he forgot to hit SPACEBAR
Between "Strong" and "Bad"

And now this is where he's at.
This Tweet is a reply to @ChuckWendig, who called back to Strong Bad's Tweet from 11 Dec 2019 as a reminder that he was "STRONGBAD canon", and said he would put that on his gravestone.
16 Nov 2020


This is definitely a jam Dr. Marvin Rubdown would be into. I, on the other hand, now desperately need Onion Bubs headphones.
This Tweet is a reply to @fhqwhpods, who shared a lo-fi remix of the Skills of an Artist theme. The video thumbnail shows Strong Bad as Dr. Marvin Rubdown with Onion Bubs headphones on.
16 Nov 2020


Fanstumes soon.
This Tweet is a reply to @Cwf1997, who asked when the fanstumes video would be out.
16 Nov 2020


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This faithful Pico-8 Secret Collect by @MehStrongBadMeh is awesome! Though I am still hoping Videlectrix finishes their gritty 3D reboot too!
This Tweet quotes @MehStrongBadMeh, who announced their recreation of Secret Collect. for Pico-8.

Video Transcript

{A level of 3D Secret Collect. plays out, with sound effects.}

14 Nov 2020


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Stinkolert! @VikingGuitar, the person behind this inSHREDible reinterpretation of the Stinkoman 20X6 theme:

youtu.be/mtYPNGuszZQ

is playing in a cool videro game music livestream fest tonight at 6:30 PST/9:30 EST! And he'll be playing said Stinkotrack! Checka out!
14 Nov 2020


It's BYOL (barf your own lutefisk).
This Tweet is a reply to @Murgandy, who responded to Strong Bad's previous reply and asked if the "vertumnunal Trognarok" was BYOB.
14 Nov 2020


I'm honestly not surprised that Vikings were aware of the Burninator. Although Peasantry was Troggie's main jurisdiction, he was not opposed to burninating the Scandi coasts each vertumnunal Trognarok. Vikings tasted like lingonberries and tiny shrimp salad!
This Tweet is a reply to @Murgandy, who shared an Assassin's Creed Valhalla screenshot including a tattoo description that sounds suspiciously like Trogdor.
14 Nov 2020


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Full version of "Kooky Moonlight" out now on the music streamins plus an extended videro! You don't wanna take any chances. You should listen to this band just to be safe.
songwhip.com/strong-bad/koo...


Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

13 Nov 2020


Bubs is finally selling some of his buses?! And for only a grumblecakes?! Count me in!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheWoundedMoose, who shared their child's Homestar Runner artwork, including a Bubs' Concession Stand sign that reads "on sale: some o' my busses / price: a grumblecakes."
13 Nov 2020


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What's this?! New HSR merch coming Nov 25th from @Fangamer? An unlikely pairing perhaps but I made sure everybody at the company has gotten the full 150 points in Peasant's Quest so we're good. Stay it tuned!
fangamer.com/collections/ho...
13 Nov 2020


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Read the finest print! Releases tomorrow 11/13 which is already today in some parts of the world.
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who asked why the Kooky Moonlight YouTube upload wasn't available in America yet.

Image Transcript

Kooky Moonlight
Provided to YouTube by DistroKid Kooky
Moonlight • Strong Bad Kooky Moonlight ℗ Cheap
As Free Music Released on: 2020-11-13 Auto-
generated by YouTube.

12 Nov 2020


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That Death's Head poster should also boost some 'tivity. Don't forget that a badly drawn DH featured on the original Trogdor doodle page, yesss?!
This Tweet is a reply to @jrgolden42, who posted a picture of their own No Loafing Sign which happened to be put up next to a Death's Head poster.
12 Nov 2020


Together they will simultaneously blow up the ocean AND crush the Cheat CommandJoes!
This Tweet quotes @NoContextTFs, who posted a photo of an action figure of Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe posing with the Blue Laser Cheat Commandos figurine.
12 Nov 2020


Accurate!
This Tweet is a reply to @scorb555, who referred to Stinkoman 20X6 as "the world's most not-all-that-great megaman fangame".
9 Nov 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @beanimus86, who linked to Strong Bad's teaser with the comment "Mysterious!".
9 Nov 2020


You can stand there stammering for 15 more minutes...
This Tweet is a reply to @Shdw_Mnky1224, who responded to the previous Tweet with "Buh buh buh! Wuh wuh wuh! Zuh zuh zuh!"
9 Nov 2020


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You peoples have no idea what's in store...
9 Nov 2020


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Yes it does. This was dealt with a few years ago.
This Tweet is a reply to @TomAndJerryFans, who commented that @NerdOutWithMe's photo of a neighborhood watch sign looked like Homestar Runner.
9 Nov 2020


Currently no plans for a Blu-ray. In theory, I would love a big Sbemails + Everything Else hi-def boxed set that comes in a box shaped like a giant DELETE key but that sounds like a lotta work and money. This was done because people kept asking and it required minimal effort.
This Tweet is a reply to @axlanian, who asked about a Blu-ray release.
9 Nov 2020


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There is this lovely gentledragonman on the back cover though.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply.
9 Nov 2020


Just a piece of The Paper with the discs' contents and credits and something I doodled.
This Tweet is a reply to @MisterSig, who was curious about the booklet that came with the set.
9 Nov 2020


Nope. It is literally a reprint of the old discs because peoples kept asking. Feel free to opt out and wait for something cooler! No pressures!
This Tweet is a reply to @MilesSeawind, who asked if the disc set included any content from the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.
9 Nov 2020


I'm not sayin' I know what you're talking about... but I'm pretty sure if the Disno's Subs corporation has a list of "least pressing priorities" then Two More Eggs is crumbled up under the desk that has that list on it because it was used to squash a cockroach.
This Tweet is a reply to @SedricNCharlie, who wanted to know if Two More Eggs would ever be released on physical media.

Fun Facts

  • "Disno's Subs" is a portmanteau of Disney and Quizno's Subs.
9 Nov 2020


Nope. Straight rerelease. Mistakes and all.
This Tweet is a reply to @MisterSig, who asked if any mistakes from the original DVDs were fixed in the new release.
9 Nov 2020


Try it again now, should work! And if you already placed your order and bought 2 things, We'll automatically add the free dvd. Sorry for the screw-em-ups!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @RogueDarkJedi.
9 Nov 2020


Try it now! Sorry bout that!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @willbeers.
9 Nov 2020


Bubs is working on it right now! Apologies! Hold tight!
This Tweet is a reply to @RogueDarkJedi, who was having trouble with the Everything Else, Vol. 1 deal in the store.
9 Nov 2020


I'll keep makin more if peoples keep buyin em. But I would imagine there's a finite number of DVD boxed set purchasers in 2020.
This Tweet is a reply to @_CiciPop_, who asked if there was a limited supply on the disc set.
9 Nov 2020


Thank you for your old school devotion and for the esteemed shelf company!
This Tweet is a reply to @pinatatimetoons, who shared a photo of the complete set of strongbad_email.exe DVDs on their self.
9 Nov 2020


It should! Hold tight for a sec and I'll get Bubs to look at this. Prolly forgot to include new DVD set in the promoshe.
This Tweet is a reply to @willbeers, who was having trouble with the Everything Else, Vol. 1 deal in the store.
9 Nov 2020


Yup! Remember the "alternate angle" button! Neither do most people!
This Tweet is a reply to @LVL58Designs, who asked if the DVDs included Easter eggs.
9 Nov 2020


Maybe so. But nothing in the works right now. Lotta duct tape holding some of them old Sbemails together. Lotta work for The Cheat to prep em for hi-def styles.
This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who asked if the Strong Bad Emails might someday be available for digital purchase.
9 Nov 2020


You honor and humble my style!
This Tweet is a reply to @LopeyLopeyLopey, who wanted Strong Bad to know that Everybody to the Limit was the first song they listened to on their birthday.
9 Nov 2020


Yep. Same styles as before. People's kept asking for a reprint so I diddit.
This Tweet is a reply to @pinatatimetoons, who asked to confirm that the disc set were the same discs as strongbad_email.exe.
9 Nov 2020


I'll prolly skip blu-ray and hold out for an augmented-brainchip holobeam release instead.
This Tweet is a reply to @batbrain1998, who asked for a Blu-ray release of the Strong Bad Email set.
9 Nov 2020


This Tweet was pinned.


Due to popular demand, I have reprinted and repackaged my DVD set of Strong Bad Emails 1-200. All six discs in one fat case with new artwork! New Look, Same Great Flavortaste!
This Tweet links to Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set in the store.

Fun Facts

9 Nov 2020


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Wagon fulla pancakes in repose.
6 Nov 2020


Oh I already got this one saved to my BubsNet Dial-Up Cloudtastic account. $0.99 for the first 100 pixels! $2.99/pixel after that.
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who shared a photo of himself in a Teeg Dougland costume.
3 Nov 2020


This is a flash game I shoulda made in like 2004 or less!
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who shared a number of eyebrow edits of Strong Mad from haircut.
3 Nov 2020


This Tweet is a reply to @bhigh420, whose Tweets are protected.
3 Nov 2020


You can buy em separately if you want and they'll fit right in your base game box!
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game Miniatures in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @ryeinn, who liked the look of the plastic miniatures.
2 Nov 2020


Sadly those little guys were just for the Kickstarter versions. Maybe if enough people want em, they could be sold separately.
This Tweet is a reply to @Ninjajordan_, who asked if the wooden meeples from Trogdor!! would be sold.
2 Nov 2020


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Trogdor!! The Board Game is back in stock! Cooperative burnination for the whole family! (hmm, that sounds like a much more serious affliction)
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/comin...
2 Nov 2020


People are already sendin!
This Tweet is a reply to @Cwf1997 (CoachWF97), who asked when costume pictures should be sent for the annual fan costume video.
2 Nov 2020


(shh! patience!)
This Tweet is a reply to @fhqwhpods, who replied to the previous Limozeen tweet saying the drawing needs to be on a shirt.
1 Nov 2020


I so desperately want to make some kinda "you made my muscles out of Fluffy Puff Gravymallows?!" comment right now but... must... save it... for fan costume... video!
This Tweet is a reply to @workmmmmmj, who posted a photo of their Strong Bad Halloween costume.
1 Nov 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @fhqwhpods, who linked to the previous tweet quoting Because, It's Midnite.

Image Transcript

heart of a lion.

{A pencil drawing of a human heart with a lion's face on it and bat wings}

wings of a bat.

1 Nov 2020


This person paired the much better quality audio with that live footage:

https://youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs

Def stick around for Taranchula at the end!
This Tweet is a reply to @rkharshm, who posted a link to a recording of the March 27, 2008 Limozeen Live performance.
1 Nov 2020


[edit] October

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Coming soon to the music streamins!
This Tweet is a reply to @LuigisApartment, who asked how they could get a copy of Kooky Moonlight from Halloween Hijinks. The song was later released on streaming services on November 13th, 2020.
31 Oct 2020


That depends. How many times has it told you to "Stave it off?"
This Tweet is a reply to @KewlNerd20X6, who posted a real-life Large Bean they made, asking if they should be scared.
31 Oct 2020


It turns out Coach Z's torn rubdominal scrimmage was just a bad cucumber slice all along!
This Tweet is a reply to @JuliaPM612, who posted an image of a vegetable skeleton that resembles Coach Z.

Fun Facts

31 Oct 2020


WAAAH!! A new breed of jibblies needs to be invented to describe what this painting causes!!
This Tweet quotes @SlabMangrave, who posted a drawing they made of a more realistic Jibblies Painting.

Fun Facts

31 Oct 2020


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Supa soivice!
This Tweet is a reply to @JoseBer56296540, who asked for an accompanying GIF of General Zod on the previous tweet.

Fun Facts

  • "Supa soivice" was first said in the email lackey.
29 Oct 2020


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I'm sure you probably wanted this gif!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous tweet.
29 Oct 2020


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For you Flash purists, go here to watch what might be one of the last Loading Screens. *sniff*

homestarrunner.com/ween20.html
This Tweet is a reply to the Halloween Hijinks announcement tweet.
29 Oct 2020


Any time! Tweet me your costume pics new or old, from halloween or con, no matter how terribly shaped your taped-on paper star is!
This Tweet is a reply to @Hudson8675309, asking when submissions for fan costumes will start.
29 Oct 2020



Halloween Hijinks! Have at em! It's a TeaserToon Simul-Launch Exclusive Premier!
This Tweet links to Halloween Hijinks on YouTube, released on the same day.
29 Oct 2020


Check my print-on-demand store!
This Tweet links to the Sleepy Homestar Mug in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
This Tweet is a reply to @Ectofriend, who asked if the sleepy Homestar mugs could be up for sale again, not knowing they already were.
27 Oct 2020


I think Yngwie Malmsteen has the exclusive patent on squeedlies. Meedlies miiight be the intellectual property of Paul Gilbert. Or at least meedlies performed with a guitar pick attached to a drill.
This Tweet is a reply to @TrixieAsk, who responded to @AndrewJPlant's post asking if the diagram illustrated squeedlies or meedlies.

Fun Facts

14 Oct 2020


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Agreed. Totally looks like Gary Palaroncini's patent application for The Hardest Chord Ever. And select pages from Limozeen's 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour coloring book! (which btw is still colorable here)
homestarrunner.com/limo_coloringb...
This Tweet quotes @AndrewJPlant, who thought a patent illustration of Eddie Van Halen resembled Limozeen.

Fun Facts

14 Oct 2020



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Takes-a me back! So many great and terrible old skins from @winampskins and http://skins.webamp.org! The peasant equalizer is definitely my fav!


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10 Oct 2020


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Check out this unused box art made by @craigzobel way back in the day! Videlectrix prolly deemed it too "Grahammy" and were afraid of litigashe. Also, I really wanna play "Prof. Sleuth's Mystery of the Geometry Cows!" Where's THAT box art?!
6 Oct 2020


Did you almost have to pull over because you were wanted by local authorities for aggravated appearing as Coach Z in public?
This Tweet is a reply to @DeinOberherr who once sang a song in a middle school talent show dressed as Coach Z.
4 Oct 2020


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Don't get me wrong, though. I love this! And did I just notice a tiny top hat on one of his wingalings?! He's a fashion vanguard!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
4 Oct 2020


This is definitely the 100% No Beef variety of Trogdor. Instead of a beefy arm, he's just got, like, the arm of somebody that works at the DMV maybe? I said consummate DMV's!! Consummate!
This Tweet quotes @Yukia_Epin who drew a picture of Trogdor hiding in a cave.
4 Oct 2020


Never too soon! Send em on! This year! Last year! Costumes from a non-Halloween convention from a decade ago! I'll take anything!
This Tweet is a reply to @The_Pizza_Zone, who asked if it was too soon to send in photos for Fan Costumes.
2 Oct 2020


That's the best section of any store ever.
This Tweet is a reply to @MonkeyDLenny, who posted an image of a store shelf full of plastic viking hats, quoting Ever and More
2 Oct 2020


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I would watch this crossover but only if the 'Zeen got matching 90's CG styles!
This Tweet quotes the same @fhqwhpods Tweet as before.
2 Oct 2020


Hey! What's not scientific about my diagram? It is very well researched and entirely accurate! I, for one, am happy to see that my englilsh paper tips and tricks have finally burrowed their way into the ear canals of science academia!
This Tweet quotes @InsidiousPie, who noted that an image which was labeled a science diagram was actually from the Strong Bad Email english paper.
2 Oct 2020


Not mine. Not official.
This Tweet is a reply to @MarcusRaven86, who linked to a Mortal Kombat-themed Trogdor t-shirt and asked if it's Strong Bad-approved.
2 Oct 2020


I'm on board, I'm not board.
This Tweet is a reply to @fhqwhpods, who shared an image set featuring a crossover between Star Trek: The Next Generation and Limozeen: "but they're in space!" and asked Strong Bad if he would watch it.

Fun Facts

2 Oct 2020


[edit] September

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Careful with that! It's potent stuff!
This Tweet is a reply to @janineveazue, who posted an image of the Staple Sauce bottle from Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 and tagged Strong Bad in it.
29 Sep 2020


Love it! See if your dreams can do plastic injection molding and we're in business!
This Tweet is a reply to @FusionPlank23, who had a dream about Strong Bad releasing a line of Homestar Runner character-themed Trogdor vinyl figures.
27 Sep 2020


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Oh man! If I do any Inktoberations this year, I'm definitely using this as my list! At the very least I'll def drop in for the 12th-14th. Tailor. Made.
This Tweet is a reply to @anorangerobin, who replied to @JanelleCShane's AI-generated October drawing prompts noting that number 14 sounds like a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar.
27 Sep 2020


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This fan art of The Cheat and me asleep on the couch is great! And is that a bag of Stave It Off chips I'm sleepglove rockin? I can never find those any more!
This Tweet quotes @BraOfNachos, who drew a picture of Strong Bad sleeping on the couch with his boxing glove in a bag of chips.
27 Sep 2020


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Looks like satellite radar imaging of the Stinkowing in its mountaintop launch facility and buffet.
This Tweet is a reply to @faroffblue, who shared an ad displaying a brain scan that vaguely resembled Strong Bad's face.
23 Sep 2020


The thumbnail algorithm can't grapple with the eternal conundrum "why is he holding that torch?!!" either!
This Tweet is a reply to @Tanookicatoon's artwork of the Jibblies Painting, which Twitter automatically cropped to exclude the flame.

Fun Facts

  • "Why is he holding that torch?!" is a line from Jibblies 2.
23 Sep 2020


What if they've been called "hysols" this whole time and we've all just been misreading the logo! Those jerks WOULD do something like that!
This Tweet is a reply to @idontha22829022, who responded to the sloshy T-shirt Tweet, asking rhetorically if the name was "sloshy" or "ʎɥsols".
23 Sep 2020


What The Cheat does on his own time with his wildly inconsistent animation skills and mysterious vocal chords is totally up to him.
This Tweet is a reply to @briman1701's response to Strong Bad's previous Tweet, suggesting that The Cheat did the vocals.
23 Sep 2020


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I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in @tbbgco's game All Hams On Deck! AND the lovely basement paint job he appears to be perpetually pooping out! He should have that looked at!
23 Sep 2020


If THAT is the way The Cheats are treated in your family then the adoption agency will likely NEVER let another one near your home. The screening process has gotten very selective. In-home visits, surveillance cams, check-what-video-games-you-have, all that.
This Tweet is a reply to @SSGohpom, who had a brother who lost a Kick The Cheat toy, and wondered if the toys would make a return.
22 Sep 2020


It's comin!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mario9919, who replied to the Degradest Hits Tweet waiting for Limozeen's newest single.
22 Sep 2020


And of course ʎɥsols had to put out a snarky new t-shirt so five people ever can wear it and feel indiexclusive.
This Tweet links to the Teespring page for the sloshy T-shirt with lamp.
22 Sep 2020


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It's no joke! Forthcoming release of music new, old, and live! Stay 'zeened!
This Tweet is a reply to @swagrazor2009, who responded to Strong Bad's previous reply willing to do anything to experience the Limozeen album.

Video Transcript

{A 3D Limozeen logo bounces and rotates.}

22 Sep 2020


Naw, you'll just mysteriously have an art or creative writing degree and enormous student loan debt.
This Tweet is a reply to @nuggetemilybev, who replied to the Degradest Hits Tweet feeling a mortal need to make a copy.
22 Sep 2020


Sooooooon.
This Tweet is a reply to @swagrazor2009, who quoted the Degradest Hits Tweet asking if the same could be done for Limozeen.
22 Sep 2020


This is the best snooty Forkgumb review ʎɥsols has ever received!
This Tweet is a reply to @murderwizard, who quoted the Degradest Hits Tweet calling the album the most "desultory" album of 1995.
22 Sep 2020


Totally. They sold out when they signed to Mergeadorner Brothers Records man.
This Tweet is a reply to @BossPhillips777, who replied to the Degradest Hits Tweet saying No-Stalgia was overproduced.
22 Sep 2020


Sorry for the DELETED tweeted! There was a typo that had to be Edgarwared from existence.
This Tweet is a reply to @Shdw_Mnky1224, who responded to the previous Tweet alluding to a deleted Tweet and thanked The Brothers Chaps for their work.
22 Sep 2020


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ʎɥsols put a new record out on the streamins. Old stuff, new stuff, and live demos. Plus here's a video for their new single "No-stalgia". I have mixed feelings about the ɥsols but I gotta give em credit for pioneering the HD Omelette Solo.

songwhip.com/sloshy/degrade...


Video Transcript

See No-Stalgia Visuals
22 Sep 2020


There's a chance his larynx is just busted. This can happen with a 10-15 year old plush that you're s'posed to kick to activate. If his voicebox rattles, that may mean some plastic junk in there is busted or soldering has come loose. Otherwise, stuff jellybeans in there for fun!
This Tweet is a reply to @RandiSanders17, who responded in a thread with Krakat0n and BeesKneesMcGee going back to the the Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement video, asking what should be done if the battery doesn't fix the voicebox.
16 Sep 2020


There's a hot chance this is the first fan art of this kind! Why doth you think he clutcheth his cape/cloak?!
This Tweet is a reply to @MrNormalDraws, who drew a picture of Count Longardeaux.
15 Sep 2020


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Old sprite sheet finds! Rejected cloud boss from Stinkoman level 6. And look! It's Cannonmouth's mouth in cloud form!
10 Sep 2020


This is a Retweet of @TheDoubleclicks' reminder about the last day to watch Nerds and Music. 6 Sep 2020


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Only like 15 years late! Learn how to revive a voiceless Kick The Cheat plush with some grody at-home surgery. Watch the longer, full deal here: https://youtu.be/YhyqQ51RO6Q


Video Transcript

See Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery from the title card to when Strong Bad faints the first time.

4 Sep 2020


Don't worry, things are just as barely updated here as they were on the website!
This Tweet is a reply to @ScreamingTower.
3 Sep 2020


[edit] August

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It's post-orthodonture Homestar Runner after braces have corrected his undabite!
This Tweet is a reply to @AnimatorRader, who drew a Homestar Runner with a deëmphasized underbite.
26 Aug 2020


This is some great fan art @TVsKyle and very accurate! Homsar all the time has a sentient two-tentacled Peowctopus following just behind him!
This Tweet quotes @TVsKyle, who posted a fan art of Homsar running and wailing, with a dust cloud behind him.
25 Aug 2020


This is some highway jobbery right here! You're better off scouring thrift stores in college towns for the next five years. Check those ziplock bags fulla Blubb-O's kids meal toys.
This Tweet is a reply to @LukosPH, who expressed regret about not having bought Homestar figurines sooner, and needing to pay ten times the amount to do so ten years later.
25 Aug 2020


I look like I'm eating Homestar's face and Homestar looks like he's somehow inhaled his own face.

And grown arms.

And hips.
This Tweet is a reply to @C4ptianmcd3rp, who made concepts for Strong Bad and Homestar-themed skins for Fall Guys.
24 Aug 2020


Dustbunny Strong Bad comes with everything you see here!

*Shower Drain Hair Clump Coach Z sold separately and not recommend for anyone ever.
This Tweet quotes @MaryGwendolyn, who made a Strong Bad head out of felt.
22 Aug 2020


This is a Retweet of @TheDoubleclicks' advertisement for Nerds and Music. 22 Aug 2020


Totally okay! You corrected it! This just reminded my of a public service announcement I prolly shoulda made 17 years ago.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheDoubleclicks, who responded with an apology to the "two different words" song.
22 Aug 2020


The matter is sadly out of my boxing gloves. Write a tersely-worded letter to your local Telltale representative if you wanna see it back for sale!
This Tweet is a reply to @noahremainsanon, who asked about the possibility to buy Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People in the future.
22 Aug 2020


"Wigs and Noodles" is the King of Town's usual Thursday night meal!
This Tweet is a reply to @murderwizard, who quoted the uncut Brain Sister video, describing it as "vintage wigs and noodles".
22 Aug 2020


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This issue comes up a lot, so I made a little song.
This Tweet quotes @MiloOverYonder, who responded to the previous Nerds and Music Tweet noting the purchase page had Strong Bad's name as one word.

Video Transcript

{A still image of a Teen Girl Squad-style Strong Bad wearing a top hat, drinking a martini and pushing his ooh lips into a microphone is pictured. The text reads "you're listening to the smooth, soft, croonular swoons of: STRONG BAD"}

STRONG BAD: {singing}
(Doop-a-doop-doo)
My name is Strong Bad (doodle-a-doop)
Those are two different words (deedlely-doop)
It's Strong because I'm strong, and Bad because I'm great!
So don't forget the space bar, you nerds! (deh-doomp)
Now if your name was Simple McDaniels (doo-doop)
I wouldn't call you SimpleMc-Daniels (bee-doomp)
Or if your name was June Pretendo (doo-ding)
I wouldn't call you Junep-Retendo (bah-dump)
So don't forget that space. Do I have to tattoo it on your face?
Strong Bad is two different wooooords! (donk)

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad previously used "two different words" in response to his name being spelled as one word in myths and legends.
22 Aug 2020


That's me! I am available to appear at any and all conventions, backyard wrestling matches, and PTA open houses**! Contact my agent The Cheat!

**Strong Bad is limited to only one "Looks like I'm Gonna Have to Jump" per appearance so get your stupid phones ready.
This Tweet is a reply to @rtorres81, who responded to the previous Tweet asking if Strong Bad was the guy from the Dangeresque film series.
22 Aug 2020


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While I am neither specifically a nerd or a music -I am quite familiar with both- I am still taking part in the incredible #NerdsandMusic variety show TONIGHT 8/22! Get tix and let's raise some money for charity! Chariety show! Vacharety?

Buy 'em up Dan! http://bit.ly/NerdsMusic
22 Aug 2020


Bonus points for spelling it correctly!
This Tweet is a reply to @giantrobotbee, who shared a screenshot featuring a Blastoise named "fhqwhgads".

Fun Facts

22 Aug 2020


Nice custom walkman! I hope those are some Type 0, No-Bias tapes where you can hear side B bleed through to side A! Now that's some fidelity!
This Tweet quotes @JakeTopRope, who shared a custom Cool Tapes inspired Walkman they made.
18 Aug 2020


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Don't get me wrong, this is totally awesome. But now all I see is this:
This Tweet quotes @Reidoken, who shared a drawing they made of Stinkoman.
16 Aug 2020


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I see him! It's big maw Trogdor! He looks like he's goin "Myaah" like a 1920's gangster!
This Tweet is a reply to @TehParalyzer, who posted an image of a toy flamingo implying it looked like Trogdor.
16 Aug 2020


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Out of context subterranean bearded Strong Sad sprite.
15 Aug 2020


The KOT loves everything chunky-style! Milk, dog food, water...
This Tweet is a reply to @Cataphract, who replied to the previous "kingmagotchi" tweet.
13 Aug 2020


He needs to sever those legs! Otherwise, who knows what kinda day it might be!!
This Tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who tagged Strong Bad in a post about Kujiran the whale, the mascot for Muroran City in Japan, comparing it to the Blubb-O's whale.
13 Aug 2020


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I have no recollection of this. Found in a file called "kingmagotchi" dated 2004. What the crap would the gameplay have been for this virtual pet?
13 Aug 2020


More like GROMblecakes!
This Tweet is a reply to @Leavittman1, who shared a scene from the Disney show The Owl House edited to play Grumblecakes as Luz and Amity dance instead of the actual song from that scene.
13 Aug 2020


Sloshy and Limozeen are up next. Imminent even! Then I'll see about Vol 4.
This Tweet is a reply to @DarrenYouGuys, who asked about Volume 4 of the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack and future music-related releases.
12 Aug 2020


All together now! 🎶This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!🎵
This Tweet quotes @MisterMacanulty, who shared a segment of stupid stuff that he animated in his own art style.
12 Aug 2020


Aw crap! Sorry for the takelong response! Immobilized peasants can NOT be burninated. Not even a flaming head is enough to overcome their arrowedness. That's how I plays anyways.
This Tweet is a reply to @liracali, who asked if immobilized peasants in Trogdor!! The Board Game could be burninated.
12 Aug 2020


[edit] July

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Twas a real, unfinished Flash-project from like 2004.
This Tweet is a reply to @JssladeR, who commented on Strong Bad's Tweet from 2018 about the Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise match-3 game, asking if it was a real project.
22 Jul 2020


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Does Strong Sad's Falchion of Foamalate count? 'Twas forged from the shards of Strong Mad's old football blocking pad so it has +3 Stank Reach!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheDoubleclicks, who requested clips of people holding foam swords for their next music video.

Fun Facts

21 Jul 2020


That stacka pamcakes better watch it when they pull the Emergency Bat-Turn Lever! You gotta lean into it or lose half your hotcakes!
This Tweet is a reply to @CollectorClint, who posted a picture of a toy Batmobile with pancakes in it, comparing it to the Wagon Fulla Pancakes.
18 Jul 2020


This is a deadly accurate portrayal of what happens when you ask Homestar to "hold still for 5 seconds" and he thinks he was successful. Nice job @aimkidblast!
This Tweet quotes @aimkidblast, who shared a 5 second long animation they made of Homestar doing various dance moves while Strong Bad is looking at him.
13 Jul 2020


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Must... resist... urge to make... "It's a twap!" meme... too lame... mustn't give in...
This Tweet is a reply to @ToCroGo, who pointed out a blot in a painting they made claiming it looked like "Homestar Runner and General Ackbar made a baby".
12 Jul 2020


I play where everything means every tile or cottage regardless of eligibility AND burninates any peasants in the path causing them to do their flaming peasant thing (which can sometimes work against you but is always entertaining). Thanks for playing my game!
This Tweet is a reply to @PRD3001, who asked for clarification on what was included by "everything" on the Path o' Burnination card in Trogdor!! The Board Game.
12 Jul 2020


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It's comin! Gotta get Videlectrix to finish level 10 first so they can release a complete album!
This Tweet is a reply to @Spat856, who replied to the OST drop Tweet suggesting the Stinkoman soundtrack for Spotify.
31 May 2020


Two Gross Beans! That Dog-Tennis-Ball-Thing 'Cept With Fireballs! I love it!
This Tweet is a reply to @NotShadowFever, who posted a drawing of @Togemiss's and their own characters as Keepers of Trogdor.
29 May 2020


Totally! And WAY safer than trying to film his reflection in the chrome hub caps of moving semis which is what I did as a lad of 10 and one years.
This Tweet is a reply to @scullen, who had a son wishing to know how to use a fisheye lens to make a good rap video.
28 May 2020


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Find out if grody haircut-needer Matt Chapman is actually a robot tonight at 8pm EST as he plays Inhuman Conditions with @tommygents and other fine folks!

twitch.tv/tommygents

The whole game is like the heated interrogation scenes from Dangeresque: The Cyberthyme Convection.
28 May 2020


If it's not on my official Teespring store or the official Homestar Runner Shopify, it's bootleg and has nuttin to do with me. Cept for Trogdor!! The Board Game which is available on Amazon and in hobby shops n stuff.
This Tweet is a reply to @muttonchopgamer, who asked if a company selling a shirt design based on Trogdor was an unlicensed unlicensed seller.
27 May 2020


It's very up. Your browser prolly just hates Flash. Like the rest of the planet. *sniff*
This Tweet is a reply to @robinandrea2, who inquired to Strong Bad about the Flash site not being up.
27 May 2020


Don't forget this time me and Strong Sad ate seasoned corn chips until 4am and ruined 2 indie rock classics at once:
instagram.com/p/Buon62Zl4_c/...
This Tweet is a reply to @BraOfNachos, who posted a picture of Homestar as the person of the cover of Bee Thousand, saying it came to her in a dream.
27 May 2020


You named the cat Marzipan?!! But it's a little outlaw! You can tell by that twinkle in its eye!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheDoubleclicks, who replied to the Dimetrodon Tweet expressing love and posting a video of their cat Marzipan.
26 May 2020


I'll be grateful and supportive of YOUR FACE!!!
(and by that I mean, um, I won't actually be. in case you were thinking that I was actually grateful and supportive of your visage. I mean. I guess a little bit, but... ugh this is hard!!)
This Tweet is a reply to @StephenJPlant, who linked the previous Tweet noting Strong Bad's struggle between being grateful and being in character.
26 May 2020


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While it would probably be more in character for me to like this Doubleclicks song "Dimetrodon" if it were being performed by Mastodon, it still speaks to me on a primal, Paleozoic level. youtu.be/G3sUoIm2K88


Fun Facts

  • The picture of Strong Bad fanning himself with a Dimetrodon is from trading cards.
26 May 2020


Hey good point. I ran outta tweetroom before I could pay a warning visit to AllCapsTowne:
JOKE RECIPE!!
DON'T MAKE!!
DON'T CONSUME!!
PROLLY DIE!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Shadowlynk17, who expressed concerns about potential side effects resulting from ingesting bottle caps and wrappers in response to @Librus_MT's reply to the previous Tweet listing Homsar-related side effects.
25 May 2020


The Homshake:

-1 cup freezer burnt Butter Pecan ice cream that's been in mom's freezer for 8 years and might actually be frozen soup
-1/2 cup self-serve bulk candies (wrappers on)
-3 shakes Liquid Smoke with cap still on
-Milk prolly
-Blend relentlessly

-Garnish with hot dogtopus
This Tweet quotes @MVDWALDESIGN, who shared a picture of Homsar on a milkshake cup.

Fun Facts

25 May 2020


I appreciate your struggles but I'm not trying to take advantage of anybody's vulnerabilitations here. This is strictly an opt-in ridiculous product. I will continue to make tweetgarbage and a couple new cartoons a year whether you make purchase or not.
This Tweet is a reply to @samanthaarmel, who linked to the towel designs Tweet, strongly considering buying one, and claiming to be vulnerable to break at some point.
22 May 2020


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You deserve a break! Eating pudding with a spoooooon!
This Tweet is a reply to @_AlexHirsch, who responded to the towel designs Tweet having bought three Take A Break.exe towels and claiming he needed a break.

Fun Facts

22 May 2020


Prolly. If your CompyXP Pentillennium Edition desktop still works, that is.
This Tweet is a reply to @bellestardust, who responded to the previous Tweet asking if the Takin' a Break screensaver still works.
22 May 2020


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Just in time for "beaches are open but maybe don't actually go to the beach" season, here are some ridiculous towel designs for sale! Why have a print-on-demand store if you're not gonna make obscure, niche products that only two people will buy, right?

teespring.com/stores/strong-...
22 May 2020


If it didn't cause your nose to turn into a mouth and say "loogaloo!" a bunch, then I think you made it wrong.
This Tweet is a reply to @UnofficialFace, who made some Hot Dip and shared the ingredients.

Fun Facts

20 May 2020


Somebody alert Tompkins at once!
This Tweet is a reply to @LinkVoximilian, who tagged Strong Bad alerting him about a real Sega tape in reply to a @gamesyouloved Tweet featuring a Sonic The Hedgehog 2 VHS tape.

Fun Facts

18 May 2020


Lo, the Moons of Pom!
This Tweet is a reply to @CrazySycho, who shared his abstract art project from 9th grade featuring shapes resembling Pom Pom.
17 May 2020


Get some unnecessary human noses on that unlicensed merch, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @MattShiversVO, who shared a picture of his Strong Bad merch table in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's comment is a reference to licensed.
15 May 2020


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A not-so-subtle clue as to the #WorstFirstChapter you'll hear from Matt "The No Glasses One" Chapman live tonight at 9pm EDT when you check out this awesome charity event full of hilarious peoples! bit.ly/WorstFirstMay13
This Tweet quotes @paulandstorm, who put out a reminder about Worst First Chapter.
13 May 2020


Hmm. Maybe I shoulda said "a hypothetical book from the wider, less popular, less appealing, less wanted H*R universe" in order to set the right expectation.
This Tweet is a reply to @cdubbs802, who replied to the previous reply, suggesting "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw".
12 May 2020


Hey thanks man! And don't forget to check out the not-on-demand store for toys, games, and DVDs:
This Tweet links to the Shopify store.
This Tweet is a reply to @lancepelkey, who said he hadn't been aware of the official merch and would be doing some shopping.
12 May 2020


Think deeper, more obscure cuts.
This Tweet is a reply to @Applemask, who replied to the Worst First Chapter Tweet, speculating that the book would be "The Homestar Runner and the Bathyscaphe".
12 May 2020


Some jerk called Matt Chapman will be reading the first chapter of a hypothetical book from the H*R universe along with all the super funny peeps below to raise money for charity tomorrow night May 13th at 9pm EDT. Check the retweet for deet(weet)s!
This Tweet quotes @paulandstorm, who announced the upcoming Worst First Chapter.
12 May 2020


Plenty of official shirts here!
This Tweet links to Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe on Teespring.
This Tweet is a reply to @JeremiahRiah, who wanted a wider variety of merch.
11 May 2020


No offense though, man. I'm just psyched you dig Trogdor. My ire laser is focused at the sellers not you. And it's more like one of those cat pointers that I taped a buncha tape recorder parts to anyway.
This Tweet is a reply to the same @D2Vincent Tweet as before.
11 May 2020


Here's the legit teespring styles:
This Tweet links to Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe on Teespring.
This Tweet is a reply to @oganesson, who asked if the shirts on Teespring were licensed.
11 May 2020


Legal backups, all of them!
This Tweet is a reply to @RobertP221B, who replied to the unlicensed merch Tweet, joking that Strong Bad had a lot of floppy disks with hand-written labels.
11 May 2020


Proud of people buying bootleg unlicensed merch that I don't see a cent of?
This Tweet is a reply to @D2Vincent, who bought TeeFury's Trogdor shirt, saying he thought Strong Bad would be proud.
11 May 2020


AAAAHHH!! Not okay!! Insectoid needle legs is on my eye!!
This Tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who posted a wasp head model from Animal Crossing: New Horizons, comparing it to Strong Bad's mask.
11 May 2020


DyaaaAAAAaaaaa you Chozo ruined my grapple beam!!
This Tweet quotes @pynkblud, who posted fanart of Homsar as Samus Aran.
11 May 2020


Watch for "10 hours of Far Out Strong Bad for Relaxation and Deep Aural Focus/Astral Projection" coming soon to YouTube! Probably!
This Tweet is a reply to @ReploidREVO, who replied to the Characters from Yonder Website link, saying Strong Bad's narration is "unironically relaxing".
8 May 2020


Kinda already done!
This Tweet links to Characters from Yonder Website on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @CCCieri, who reposted @bananawarmer's sketches of Homestar Runner characters as Animal Crossing characters, saying they wanted to hear Strong Bad give them their "garble voice".
7 May 2020


THERE WAS NO 2019 ALL ALONG! The months were coming from INSIDE the year!
This Tweet is a reply to @wholemilk, who replied to @JoCoCruise's photo from the 2019 cruise, which they mistakenly labelled as being from 2020.
7 May 2020


I don't like to bother peoples with notifications when it's old archive-y stuff. I try to save that for legit new content.
This Tweet is a reply to @RoscoeTheHorse, who responded to the Social Media Crap Tweet wondering why the YouTube notification didn't work.
5 May 2020


This cool, attractive ball is not in my court. Maybe I should just make a new and better point-at-then-click-on-then-listen-to game!
This Tweet is a reply to @PurpockPartyBus, who asked about the chances of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People being made available again.
4 May 2020


I do love me that grilled cheese music.
This Tweet is a reply to @faroffblue, who suggested the music from space program that plays during the grilled cheese slide as a potential OST Volume 4 track.
4 May 2020


I made a playlist of all the social media crap I've posted over the years so you can enjoy my styles in one convenient place! No more typestrain OR swipestrain!
This Tweet links to Social Media Crap on YouTube.
4 May 2020


I'm way beyond considering it. I am prosidering it as we speak!
This Tweet is a reply to @Dreyfusxano, who asked if a Trogdor board game port for mobile devices was being considered.
2 May 2020


No, just crappy kerning on ol' Ahnberg Hand! Er- wait, I mean my handwriting! Crappy kerning on my handwriting!! (phew! saved that one!)
This Tweet is a reply to @LarryLTrujillo, who noticed a wide space between the "G" and "D" in Trogdor's first appearance, and wondered if that meant his name was actually Trog Dor.
1 May 2020


I do! It's like playin friggin whack-a-The-Cheat!
This Tweet is a reply to @HowlettIsHere, who responded to @TheyCallMePeeps's reply to the independent artists Tweet, noting that similar practices are common in the industry and warning that one should check for them.
1 May 2020


Crap! Maybe try and clear your cache? Sorry bout that!
This Tweet is a reply to @space_wolverine, who replied to the discount code reply expressing disappointment that the promo code didn't seem to work.
1 May 2020


I totally forgot to tell all y'all! I'm playing this game Medium live with the @GTGamesLLC folks today at 4pm EST! Right here: youtu.be/3kPSV0yo-MY
This Tweet quotes @GTGamesLLC, who announced the Medium live stream.
1 May 2020


They do not!
This Tweet is a reply to @YoursTrulyKnits, who replied to @teefury's ad, questioning whether they had Strong Bad's permission.
1 May 2020


Thanks for ripping off independent artists @teefury! What a really cool practice!
This Tweet is a reply to @joesmith628, who linked to @teefury's Tweet advertising a Trogdor tee.
1 May 2020


Not official! Not legit! Not cool!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nicolai_DeF, who shared a Facebook post from TeeFury advertising a Trogdor tee, asking if they had permission to sell it.
1 May 2020


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Text / Transcript Date / Link
Duct tape one to each side of your head!
This Tweet is a reply to @basscomm, who already owned Strong Bad Sings, but decided to buy a second because "[he had] two ears".
29 Apr 2020


Add both Everything Else Vol 1 AND the Strong Bad Sings CD to your cart BEFORE applying the discount code. Sorry bout that!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
29 Apr 2020


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I got piles and piles of Everything Else Vol 1 DVDs! This collection has Biz Cas Fri, the Puppet Jams with @tmbg, and lots more non-sbemail goodness! Use promo code: buydvdgetfreecdyeah

and get a FREE Strong Bad Sings CD all for $15!

homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/dv...
29 Apr 2020


If you're up for some minor surgery on your The Cheat, I got a box fulla larynxes!
instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/...
This Tweet is a reply to @scalemodlgiant, who said he had a Kick The Cheat with a broken voicebox.
28 Apr 2020


Hey wait! I used both "maybe" and "look into"! Two of the most non-committal terms you can use!
This Tweet is a reply to @SandrockGeno, who replied to Strong Bad's suggestion of making more Kick The Cheats, joking that fans will hold him to that.
27 Apr 2020


Kick the Cheat is more endangered than the kākāpō at this point. Maybe we need to look into how to replenish the species.
This Tweet is a reply to @SoniaSquishy, who wanted a Kick The Cheat plush.
27 Apr 2020


This simultaneously sounds really cool AND like a situation in which I get abducted!
This Tweet is a reply to @desktopmetaphor, who invited Strong Bad to an online sbemail marathon.
27 Apr 2020


Another blink-and-you'll-miss-it jam that I underestimated the widespread appreciation for. Or even the widespread 'noticed it existed' for!
This Tweet is a reply to @TotemSP2, who requested "T-TV, TV Show" from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag for the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.
27 Apr 2020


A clutch, come-from-behind win!!
This Tweet is a reply to @wonkgm, whose game of Trogdor!! was victorious.
26 Apr 2020


Because Strong Bad doesn't play by the rules and also blue checks mean nothing anyways!
This Tweet is a reply to @BarghestBlack, who asked why Strong Bad's account was not verified.

Fun Facts

26 Apr 2020


Nice! The heartbeat of the basement!
This Tweet is a reply to @nullrabbit, who shared a picture of her basement of the Brothers Strong-patterned wallpaper in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
26 Apr 2020


Also, what the crap do you folks think B.E.E.F.Y. stands for?
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
26 Apr 2020


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This is fake and will never happen but OH STYLES if I could shove my boxing gloves into a bucket fulla these, 'twould be bliss.


Fun Facts

  • This is a parody of M.U.S.C.L.E., a line of toys from the '80s that the Brothers Chaps grew up with.
26 Apr 2020


Burninating the clickwheel!!
This Tweet quotes @annelukeman, who posted a photo of two kids dresed as Trogdor and an iPod respectively on behalf of her friend.
21 Apr 2020


I think I can make that happen with like 2 or 3 clicks if you want one.
This Tweet is a reply to @damnfastsplash, who replied to a @RedTRaccoon thread about the Homestar Runner body of work, and expressed disappointment at the store not having the Trogdor design on a consummate V-neck.
21 Apr 2020


Blue Laser Commander: "We'll blow up the doozers!!"
This Tweet is a reply to @DaveStecco, who replied to a Tweet expressing excitement over Fraggle Rock: Rock On! asking Strong Bad if the Cheat Commandos were involved.
21 Apr 2020


I love that inside his noggin is pure burnination! That's why dragon veterinarians make so much bank!
This Tweet is a reply to @annelukeman, who linked a Tweet advertising a dragon-themed bag with some Trogdor-related phrases.
21 Apr 2020


Hate you?! I been havin this exact dream since 2003!
This Tweet is a reply to @noahsepticeye, who posted an edited Trogdor with Strong Bad's eyes, diamond, legs, and colors, with a boxing glove at the end of the beefy arm, and hinted that Strong Bad may hate them for it.
21 Apr 2020


Volume 3 Track 41
This Tweet is a reply to the same @NickVez Tweet as before.
20 Apr 2020


Look harder. It's on there.
This Tweet is a reply to @NickVez, who reacted with disappointment at not finding "Mrs. Commanderson" on the soundtrack.
20 Apr 2020


Allemande left that corner lady, then bow to your own. Join up hands, circle left around your home. Now allemande left that corner to a right and left grand. Grand right and left 'til you meet up again. Do-si-do. Then you take her and swing. Yes, you swing. You promenade her and-
This Tweet is a reply to @kaitiekov, who linked to a Tweet asking for something quoted by heart long enough to fill the character limit, reciting the Strong Badia National Anthem and CCing Strong Bad.
20 Apr 2020


I used Animate My Own-Dang-Self! No adobe is in charge of my head wagglin' styles!
This Tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who responded to the TabletopSim livestream thanks Tweet asking if Strong Bad used Adobe Character Animator.
20 Apr 2020


Check this out!! Proof that my songs can still totally shred even on friggin music box!

(it also really makes me want to have Troggie pay a visit to the Neighborhood of Make Believe. anybody else gettin those trolley vibes?)
This Tweet quotes @MusicBoxRox, who posted a video showing a homemade music box that plays the Trogdor song.
20 Apr 2020


Go to minute 22:00 for live "Livin' it Up!"
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
20 Apr 2020


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This Tweet links to Limozeen Live! Rebootlegged on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @AtlasNovack, who Tweeted the lyrics to "Livin' It Up"/"It's Tuff Bein' a Box".
20 Apr 2020


Thanks to everybody who watched and chatted last Friday during the @TabletopSim livestream with folks from @GTGamesLLC! Meeple bowling! Unfortunate a capella Trogdor! Singing "Giant Peasant To You" to @MarcusRaven86! Giant KOT! Watch it all archived here:
This Tweet links to the YouTube video for Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!
20 Apr 2020


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Honestly I have no recollection of that night. I downed a buncha dry Total Load before heading out ("chalkmouthing" as they say) and woke up the next morning in a pile of unsold SBCG4AP dvd-roms.
This Tweet is a reply to @jojogggghREAL, who asked how Strong Bad's relationship was with the Heavy since Poker Night at the Inventory.
19 Apr 2020


References to earlier tweets from me and others today. And to this sbemail:
This Tweet links to alternate universe on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @CommanderSebby, who replied to the previous Tweet asking what it was supposed to mean.
19 Apr 2020


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Neural netmares! Sleep tight everyone! (senor catgage inadvertently made by @JanelleCShane, cat huuuuuudge by @skatchmagowza).


Video Transcript

{Senor Cardgage with a cat head is singing in a recording studio.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {singing} And the little childrens grow.

{Cut to Da Huuuuuudge's enclosure, replaced by a cat image. The sign says "Please for the love of Pete, DO NOT feed the ^cat huuuuuudge."}

DA HUUUUUUDGE: {singing} Save the last email for meeeee!

{Fade out.}

19 Apr 2020


Deeeeeeeep Faldarz cut!
This Tweet is a reply to @MrNormalDraws, who posted an image of Faldarz standing with Nebulon.

Fun Facts

19 Apr 2020


Never mind. Apparently I have already trained a neural net to make convincing Cardgage quotes. The neural net is called "all o' y'all." Experiment successful!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
19 Apr 2020


Dang! You folks' Cardgage non-sequitur game is on point! (do we call it your "Cardgame?") Wait! Do we somehow train a neural net to create Senor Cardgage quotes?!!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Senor Catgage Tweet.
19 Apr 2020


This one has been requested by lotsa people! Who knew it struck such a chord!
This Tweet is a reply to @edenadyk, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (2/4) Tweet, noting the song from slumber party during the "Skip-Bo" and "chicken in a pan" scenes as a potential Volume 4 track.
19 Apr 2020


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Everybody! @JanelleCShane had a neural net attempt to turn pictures of humans into cats and the result was SENOR CATGAGE!
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who shared StyleGAN2's images of melding cat and human faces.
19 Apr 2020


Hey thanks! But don't hold me to too high a standard! It's just as often that I totally forget a joke I already made or do something I claimed I never do! After all, I'm only wrestleman.
This Tweet is a reply to @ReploidREVO, who noticed that the caption in montage foretelling The Paper's replacement in the paper came true and praised the attention to consistency.
19 Apr 2020


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Happy Cheatday everyone! May none of you ever get the black lung!


Video Transcript

The "date of birth" song from cheatday, then Ilko Skevüld's head moving past the screen while dinging, and a final shot of Ilko's ID.

18 Apr 2020


Whoa! That's a deep cut that I didn't think anybody noticed! I'll put it on the Vol 4 prospects list!
This Tweet is a reply to @temporal_umbra, who responded to the OST drop Tweet noting the vaporwave Sweet Cuppin' Cakes music heard in The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods as a track missing from the soundtrack.
17 Apr 2020


Now I am back over here!
This Tweet is a reply to @BWBYverse, who made a Main Page 15-themed Super Smash Bros. Ultimate stage in tribute to Strong Bad and the Homestar Runner body of work.
17 Apr 2020


This Tweet is a reply to @Batbugz, who responded to the previous Tweet expressing surprise that Trogdor was in Tabletop Simulator.
17 Apr 2020


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Just under 2 hours until the YouTube Live stream of me and Mike playing Trogdor on @TabletopSim with @GTGamesLLC! 4PM EST right here: https://youtu.be/wJuGswyOqdI Come watch it up/out!
17 Apr 2020


This was definitely one of Cheap As Free Toys' higlights:

homestarrunner.com/playsets.html

(outdated software warning: need to allow flash)
This Tweet is a reply to @AwesomePhone, who replied to the Trogdor Trickshots videro having just printed out the Book of Haldo and expressing nostalgia for Homestar printables.
17 Apr 2020


This too!
This Tweet links to Characters From Yonder Website on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Gman_1089, who replied to the previous reply, responding in the negative and thanking Strong Bad for showing it.
17 Apr 2020


Then, I hope you've seen this:
This Tweet links to Cartoon Characters on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Gman_1089, who replied to the Trogdor Trickshots videro expressing approval of the new "Far Out" Strong Bad.
17 Apr 2020


Hopefully Limozeen will include them when they upload their own stuff to the streamins. In the meantime, here's better quality bootlegs.
homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html
This Tweet is a reply to @particalman1016, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if higher quality versions of Limozeen Live would be uploaded.
17 Apr 2020


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Oh times! With these new Trogdor Archer rules, you could do Trogdor Trickshots like an old 80's indoor sports instructional videro!


Video Transcript

{A live-action table featuring figurines of Trogdor, a burninated peasant, the archers, and a thatched-roof cottage, as well as a deck of TROGDOR! game cards and a rocks glass. The caption "TROGDOR Trickshots '83" appears. Strong Bad narrates in a quiet, laid-back voice throughout.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Everybody unwind and pour yourself a glass of Trogdor Trickshots, with your host, it's-a Far Out Strong Bad, far out.

{Cut to a scene with the TROGDOR! game laid out. By the corners are an ashtray with a cigarette, and the rocks glass.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: And with me, as always, is 1983 Trickshot champion Wilkey Cakelake. Say hello, Wilkey.

{A caption "WILKEY CAKELAKE" appears. Wilkey's hand, wearing a ring with a prominent stone, reaches on to the scene. He waves and gives a thumbs-up.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: First up, Wilkey's going to attempt the classic, "The Well-Fed Duchess".

{Cut back to the figurines scene. The caption "The Well-Fed Duchess" appears.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Today, Wilkey's using the Book of Haldo rules, where the archer shoots in all four directions. North-'n'-a-south-'n'-a, and a east-'n'-a-west-'n'-a. That's right.

{Cut back to the game. The rule sheet for "The Book of Haldo" pops up briefly, while Wilkey taps the movement card and moves the archers. Animated arrows appear; the arrows traveling north and east hit peasants and stop, while the others move off-screen.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: That's two peasants for the price of one.

{Cut briefly back to the figurines with the caption "HEY, WHERE'S THE POT ROAST?", then back to the game. Wilkey points to the archers and then the movement card.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: "Hey, Where's the Pot Roast?" Wilkey's going to attempt to burn some countryside tiles by shooting an arrow through a flaming cottage.

{Wilkey moves the archers.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Say, that's a pretty big rock you're sporting there, Wilkey. What is that, your birthstone? Or a mood ring?

{The archers shoot; the westbound arrow passes a flaming cottage and is set alight, then burns the tiles beyond, and the northbound arrow hits a peasant and stops.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Wilkey's feeling blue and cool. "Cool Blue Wilkey", they call him. Starting from right now on.

{The caption ' "Cool Blue "Wilkey Cakelake ' appears. Wilkey reaches his hand out a couple of times.}

{Back to the figurines, with the caption "SAUSALITO clambake".

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: It's the "Sausalito Clambake". {The audience goes "Ooh!"} Say, all these trickshots with food names are making me kind of hungry. You know what that means, time for a nearly lethal megadose of vitamin B12, that's right.

{A jar of Smarty Juice brand pills appears. The label reads "150 spark plug-sized pills", with the words "Nearly Lethal!" above a drawing of Character 1 with crossbones, and a large B with a superimposed 12.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Water soluble, far out.

{At the game scene, the archers shoot. The eastbound arrow hits a cottage; the westbound arrow enters a tunnels and exits though the other tunnel. It continues west until it reaches a knight, who deflects it north. The arrow reaches the Troghammer and stops.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: This one involves shooting an arrow through the tunnel, and ricocheting off one of the knights.

{Wilkey waves at the board. Cut to an upside-down figurine scene. A "SYRACUSE SOG DOG" logo appears with a splat.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Oops, missed that one, Wilkey. That one went over more like a Syracuse Sog Dog. {The audience groans.}

{Back to the regular figurine scene with the logo "1983 Championship Trickshot".}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: And time to wrap things up with Wilkey's winning trickshot from 1983 Trogdor Trickshot Championship. {The audience goes "Ooh!"}

{Flip to the game scene. Wilkey gestures at the board.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Looks like Wilkey's got his work cut out for him if he's going to run the table, so to speak.

{Wilkey moves the archers onto Trogdor's tile.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Wilkey's playing where if the archer lands on Trogdor, he sets all four arrows aflame. Gotta fry 'em up.

{The audience goes "Ooh!" as flaming arrows fly in all directions, burning tiles along the way. The eastbound arrow hits a cottage, burning it and its tile. The westbound arrow enters a tunnel and exits the other, reaches a knight and is deflected northeast, and finally hits and burns a peasant.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Taow-taow-taow-taow-taow-taow. It's like the taows are coming from all sides, Wilkey.

{Wilkey draws a movement card. He moves the flaming peasant to a tile containing another peasant, burning the tile and the peasant. He draws another card and moves the second peasant, which burns the last tiles and cottage.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: Looks like we've got a flaming peasant on the board. And now he's caused a flaming peasant chain reaction. And with that, Trogdor is victorious.

{The audience applauds. Wilkey puts the peasants onto the void card. He gives a thumbs-up, pumps his fist, then picks up the rocks glass.}

FAR-OUT STRONG BAD: I'd like to thank you for joining us today. And remember, it's not the shot that's tricky, it's the shooter. That's right, far, far, far, far out.

{Cut back to the figurine scene with the caption "TROGDOR Trickshots '83".}

Fun Facts

17 Apr 2020


Abdi is real! An early fan I actually had to ask to specifically email me because nobody knew I had an email address yet!
This Tweet is a reply to @MissMelee, who replied to the previous reply, suspecting that Abdi LaRue, sender of the first email, wasn't real.
16 Apr 2020


Only a couple are fake. The rest are from real people. For almost every email, I've probably had 5 people tell me they were the person who sent it while offering zero proof.
This Tweet is a reply to @yeshuabendavid, who responded to @hchorey's claim that he was the sender of part-time job, saying he had thought the emails were manufactured.

Fun Facts

  • mile is the only email that The Brothers Chaps have confirmed to be made-up to date.
16 Apr 2020


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This Friday (4/17) at 4pm EST human Mike and I will be playing Trogdor!! The Board Game in Tabletop Simulator LIVE with folks from @GTGamesLLC! I know it's a co-op game but I am sure to give Mike crap the whole time! Save this link & come watcha the fun:
youtu.be/wJuGswyOqdI
15 Apr 2020


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I think this super boring unfinished 50th comic strip killed it forever. DUP! DUP! DUP! DUP!
This Tweet is a reply to @reecegames1, who asked what happened to Ron Planet.
15 Apr 2020


Coming soon to a Wii Wad near Me Wad- er... You Wad.
This Tweet is a reply to @JeffyStreet, who owned Wii Wads for the SBCG4AP series and suggested using the Dolphin emulator for the games in reply to the previous Tweet

Fun Facts

14 Apr 2020


Not my department but I wish!
This Tweet is a reply to @Ryotaiku, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if SBCG4AP had a chance to be listed again on Steam.
14 Apr 2020


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Playin Trogdor on Tabletop Simulator by @MarcusRaven6!

I got impatient so I flushed him down the toilet so he'd mutate to enormous size! You can too on the Steamins:

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi...


Fun Facts

  • Flushing things down the toilet to make them get bigger is a reference to the Strong Bad Email unnatural.
14 Apr 2020


Sample issues. If you still have flash enabled, you can find it in the music section of this ancient downloads page:
homestarrunner.com/homester.html
This Tweet is a reply to @LopeyLopeyLopey, who asked if and why the original Everybody to the Limit was missing from the albums.
14 Apr 2020


Prolly not! Just squint your eyes at that Redpooly guy. He kinda looks like me..
This Tweet is a reply to @russ4life, who had a dream that Strong Bad was added to Fortnite.

Fun Facts

  • "That Redpooly guy" is Deadpool, who had recently been added to Fortnite at the time this Tweet was posted.
14 Apr 2020


It's not missing! It's in one of the Scrollbuttons Medleys! Track 39 on Volume 2 or Track 38 on Vol 3!
This Tweet is a reply to @nimrod1138, who responded to the OST drop Tweet and noted a "scrollable science" song was missing from the email song compilations.
14 Apr 2020


Nope! This is just to add some chaos! When playing this game with people for the first time, they'd always ask, "Do the arrows hit the peasants? Or knights?" So I got to thinkin...
This Tweet is a reply to @savemeaseat_usa, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet asking if people found the Countryside weak.
14 Apr 2020


Direct style:
This Tweet links to the Strong Badia flag in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
This Tweet is a reply to @baruk0, who replied to @ReploidREVO affirming a desire to own the Strong Badia flag that Strong Bad replied to previously.
14 Apr 2020


This is a great question/drawing and a good exception to call out. I been playing where he would NOT get arrowed if he's on the IN tunnel tile, but he WOULD get arrowed if he's on the OUT tunnel tile. The thinking being that IN tunnel is active and OUT tunnel is passive maybe?
This Tweet is a reply to @liracali, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet asking if Trogdor takes damage while on a tunnel tile from an entering arrow, or while on the receiving tunnel, with a drawing demonstrating this.
14 Apr 2020


Thank YOU! Now you're living like a true Strong Badian (which is technically living like an old tire)
This Tweet is a reply to @C4ptianmcd3rp, who shared a photo of a Strong Badian flag and a Compy-themed phone case.
14 Apr 2020


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Not the tile he's on. Spin Attack can only hurt Troggie.
This Tweet is a reply to @3nails4you, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet and asked if the Troghammer can hit its own tile with a spin attack.
14 Apr 2020


Already aware and workin on it! Thanks for lookin our for us!
This Tweet is a reply to @MikeOShay, who noted that Theme from Stinkoman's credits separate Paul & Storm.
13 Apr 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @toonwatcher, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet asking if arrowed peasants are voided.
13 Apr 2020


Prolly not the most efficient but you can just tweet em at me! This is mostly for fun. And chaos.
This Tweet is a reply to @mortal004, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet asking how results would be tracked.
13 Apr 2020


Yes. When Limozeen puts out their official solo release it should have that entire live show included.
This Tweet is a reply to @WWEPaulBenis, who asked if Limozeen Live will be uploaded outside of YouTube.
13 Apr 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @belliott_42, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet saying "haldo" and tagging @The_Enabler.
13 Apr 2020


Ooh! I haven't encountered a Return to Sender in testing yet but I love it and it does seem possible! Lemme think of some appropriate styles!
This Tweet is a reply to @WackoMcGoose, who replied to the Trogbored Tweet asking what would happen if an arrow returns to the Archer.
13 Apr 2020


Trogdor doesn't exactly chill with him, instead he sets the Archer's arrows on fire which burn whatever they shoot past/into!
This Tweet is a reply to @lucashoal, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if archers still escape Trogdor's fiery rage.
13 Apr 2020


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If you're Trogbored at home, help me playtest this free new ruleset for Trogdor!! The Board Game that finally gives the Archer some teeth! (*rules do not give archer actual teeth) trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/BookofHaldo_Ru...
13 Apr 2020


High science and low fantasy! A great pairing!
This Tweet is a reply to @kevthlefay, who received two board games, Trogdor!! and Periodic, on the same day.
13 Apr 2020


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The same person that made the Scratchytowne version of Trogdor!! The Board Game also made PLAYABLE versions of the FunMachine-era menus from the Everything Else Vol 3 DVD! (thanks @Arktronic for pointing it out!) scratch.mit.edu/projects/30179...
12 Apr 2020


We got a killscreen comin up...
This Tweet is a reply to @aparrifan2016, who posted another Taser the Gnome screenshot with a score of 100250.
12 Apr 2020


I wish I could tell you that you'd eventually level up or level down your "rates" if you keep grinding but sadly that is not the case. But hey, if YOU were tazering for that long, maybe I can convince Bubs to turn it into a doge-like proceduralvania!
This Tweet is a reply to @aparrifan2016, who posted a screenshot of Taser the Gnome for Low Rates! with a score of 90000.
12 Apr 2020


You've heard an instrumental version in "Under Construction" maybe!
This Tweet is a reply to @twelvity12, who replied in a thread to the OST drop Tweet asking where the Theme from Stinkoman came from.
12 Apr 2020


I had not seen it! I sat there and shelled Homestar in the face for like 5 minutes on "Other Features!" It was glorious!
This Tweet is a reply to @Arktronic, who linked to a Reddit post featuring Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's games based on the Everything Else, Volume 3 menus.
12 Apr 2020


Soundboard! Click the left and right arrows at the top to get to a la carte songs and sfx!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/
This Tweet is a reply to @ThornOfGondor, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (2/4) Tweet asking for a curated playlist for Trogdor board game sessions.
12 Apr 2020


I play where that does NOT deal instant damage. The Troghammer is bewildered from transport like in Tron!
This Tweet is a reply to @PRD3001, who asked if Trogdor and Troghammer spawning in on the same tile results in Trogdor instantly being damaged.
12 Apr 2020


Yeah. The idea is that you don't want knights/Trogham moving together on the same tile. Redundant/potential double damage to Trogdor.
This Tweet is a reply to @PRD3001, who asked if the Troghammer has to draw an extra movement card for a tile occupied by a Haunchgurgled knight.
12 Apr 2020


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Possibly the only Twelve-Times-A-Day Man decorated egg in existence from an old fanstuff submission. Now in slightly better resolution! The submitter has been lost to time and old hard drives. If it was you, say what's up!


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12 Apr 2020


This Tweet is a reply to @antonkudin, who replied to the previous Tweet asking what the item with a cassette in it was.
11 Apr 2020


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I stand corrected. THIS is his Elephant 6 Band Camp instrument.
This Tweet is a reply to the HSR OST FAQs (4/4) Tweet.
11 Apr 2020


D'ween songs have their own album:

open.spotify.com/album/10WDJd2p

(also on mosta the other streamins)
This Tweet links to Hooked on Decemberween on on Spotify.
This Tweet is a reply to @gamepopper, who responded to the OST drop Tweet noting the lack of Decemberween songs.
11 Apr 2020


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I'm a day late but allow me to take you back to April 10, 2000 when HomestarRunner.com was Shockwave Site of the Day. A simpler time when you could apparently only search the web for either shockwave entertainment or mp3's.
11 Apr 2020


It's so sleazy! I love it! I can feel the bad VHS tracking on my very soul!
This Tweet is a reply to @CityOfStad, who responded in a thread going back to the royalty free music Tweet with a link to the original track used in hygiene on YouTube.
11 Apr 2020


Vol 1 Track 47 - Rock Opera. Peep em up!
This Tweet is a reply to @KoopTroopa, who responded to the OST drop Tweet and was unable to find the rock opera in the playlist.
11 Apr 2020


It is:
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1‎ on Apple Music.
This Tweet is a reply to @Nixon692, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it could be put on Apple Music.
10 Apr 2020


I don't even know how to get in touch with The Skate Party unfortunately. Hope those guys are okay!
This Tweet is a reply to @tarponpet, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking about The Cheat Theme Song.
10 Apr 2020


From some 70's royalty free music cassette I had lyin around. So you probably did hear it in a local news station ID or maybe, like, a Sizzler commercial, I dunno.
This Tweet is a reply to @RealKevinBahr, who responded to the OST drop Tweet, unsure if the Embarrassing Educational Films fanfare was on the album.
10 Apr 2020


Garbage Dispo is in there. Vol 2 track 27
This Tweet is a reply to @CVFreeman, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (2/4) Tweet with King Bubsgonzola Supreme and the Garbage Disposal song.
10 Apr 2020


Vol 2 Track 7
This Tweet is a reply to @EmerySonger, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (2/4) Tweet asking about the Strongest Man in the World competitor intro music.
10 Apr 2020


It's on there. Go here, scroll down to bottom. Click the iTunes link:
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1‎ on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to @vdratgirl, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it could be released for iTunes.
10 Apr 2020


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Too mainstream for him, he says. He has this rare picturedisc of Holland, 1945 instead. Me? I use it as a frisbee when he's not looking and can't wait until the day he tries to listen to it again.
This Tweet is a reply to @RockfordRoe, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (4/4) Tweet and asked if Strong Sad had a copy of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea".
10 Apr 2020


That's why it doesn't exist yet.
This Tweet is a reply to @jakewc233, who responded to Strong Bad's reply to the list of missing tracks asking if the possible Stinkoman 20X6 album could be delayed to the release of Level 10.
10 Apr 2020


You talkin bout "The Strong Bad Email Show"? Vol 2 track 55. Thank you for calling Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack tech support.
This Tweet is a reply to @SoundwaveSC, who responded to the OST drop Tweet being able to find Theme Song Ballad but not the other track from theme song.
10 Apr 2020


If you want to clear drum samples with the estate of James Brown for me, talk to Litigation Jackson. His number is probably on the side of a bus somewhere.
This Tweet is a reply to @TrixieAsk, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (3/4) Tweet expressing confusion about Everybody to the Limit not being on the soundtrack while "Let's Fhqwhgads Again" was.
10 Apr 2020


Vol 3 Track 2
This Tweet is a reply to @Blackdrazon, who responded to the OST drop Tweet expressing partiality to Homestar's hold music.
10 Apr 2020


Volume 1 Track 21
This Tweet is a reply to @ClarakeetBird, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (2/4) Tweet not being able to find the Geddup Noise remix.
10 Apr 2020


Noted. But Jibbles 2 is on Vol 3 Track 15.
This Tweet is a reply to @SuperDC3, who responded to the HSR OST FAQs (2/4) Tweet listing some songs missing from the soundtrack, including the Jibblies theme and the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack.
10 Apr 2020


Answers to HSR OST FAQs (4/4):
5. My styles currently aren't enrolled in Bandcamp for this summer but Strong Sad probably is, that loser. He goes to Elephant 6 Band Camp, appropriately, where he probably plays a stylophone duct taped to a xylophone.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous FAQ Tweet.
10 Apr 2020


Answers to HSR OST FAQs (3/4):

4. Everybody to the Limit (Fhqwhgads) isn't included but you can find it on the ancient Downloads page in the music section if you dare to unblock Flash! homestarrunner.com/homester.html

5. Limozeen, Videlectrix, and sloshy will get their own releases soon.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous FAQ Tweet.
10 Apr 2020


Answers to HSR OST FAQs (2/4):

2. These don't include versions of songs that are already on Strong Bad Sings. That's available here: songwhip.com/album/strong-bad/strong-b...

3. If a song or jingle from a toon you love isn't on these, lemme know and I'll try and put it on a potential Vol 4!
This Tweet links to Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous FAQ Tweet.
10 Apr 2020


Answers to HSR OST FAQs (1/4):

1. Not just on Spotify. Here are links to stream or purchase on a buncha different platforms:
Vol 1-songwhip.com/album/strong-b...
Vol 2-songwhip.com/album/strong-b...
Vol 3- songwhip.com/album/strong-b...

(thanks @LuigiHann for the songwhip suggestion!)
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet announcing the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.
10 Apr 2020


(I was jokin! I know a skinny game show host microphone when I see one! I hope that character's taking over as permanent guest host of The Show!)
This Tweet is a reply to @Tina_B_Official, who replied to the previous Tweet thanking Strong Bad and clarifying that it was a microphone.
10 Apr 2020


Homestar Runner tearfully barfs up a mustache while some kid prepares to shove a spoon down his throat! I love it!
This Tweet is a reply to @Tina_B_Official, who shared fanart of Homestar crying next to a human holding a microphone.
10 Apr 2020


From one of them Halloween silhouette things from a few years ago.
This Tweet is a reply to @axlanian, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if "Hey Homestar" was new.
10 Apr 2020


Talkin to Distropeeps about this very issue now! Dunno what the deal is. TWO Dangeresques?!
This Tweet is a reply to @PithySnarky, who responded to the previous Tweet and noted that there were two "Strong Bad" artists in Apple Music, possibly explaining the confusion.
10 Apr 2020


music.apple.com/us/album/homes...
Scroll down to bottom. Click "Also Available in iTunes."
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1‎ on Apple Music.
This Tweet is a reply to @NA3BrahmasPA, who responded to the previous Tweet not seeing the albums on iTunes.
10 Apr 2020


Should be on there a'ready!
This Tweet is a reply to @NA3BrahmasPA, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it would be available on iTunes.
10 Apr 2020


We didn't double up anything that's already been released on Strong Bad Sings (also available on all the streamins).
This Tweet is a reply to @SWGlassPit, who responded to the OST drop Tweet and asked if the long version of the techno song was on the soundtrack.
10 Apr 2020


Which of the Guitar Gods in the background can YOU name?!
This Tweet is a reply to @PhredLevi, who responded to the @paulandstorm Tweet with a picture from Sample of Style of Matt Chapman holding a cardboard tube.
10 Apr 2020


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10 Apr 2020


No. Those are on "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits."
This Tweet is a reply to @RFSwitchArt, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits was included.
10 Apr 2020


This is a Retweet of @paulandstorm, who responded to the previous Tweet saying the Ballad of The Sneak vocals were recorded with an old PC microphone through a Christmas wrapping paper tube. 10 Apr 2020


Pretty much all audio was recorded in WAV back in the day. But I dunno how lossless you can call "recorded with system mic in two dudes" apartment" for some of the older tracks.
This Tweet is a reply to @LaserBlade, who responded to @KawlunDram's reply to the OST drop Tweet asking for a lossless Bandcamp release expressing skepticism that the lossless files would still exist.
10 Apr 2020


Rusting in the Songs section of the ancient downloads page where it's been for nigh on 15 years or more!
homestarrunner.com/homester.html
This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking where Poot-Slap was.
10 Apr 2020


You mean "Ominous Boough?" I thought about including sound effecty stuff like that but it got pushed out by song-ier tracks. Maybe on Volume 4.
homestarrunner.com/songs/Ominous%...
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it included common musical cues such as the ominous dragging tone.
10 Apr 2020


It's already on there waiting for you! Volume 3 Track 46: Really Great Gas Mileage!
This Tweet is a reply to @zach_zollo, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking for a release of music for cars with great gas mileage.
10 Apr 2020


Yup. That was just a playlist.
This Tweet is a reply to @ProteinBlob, who responded to the OST drop Tweet and noted that on Amazon, each individual album was available, but not the compilation combining the three.
10 Apr 2020


Of course one of their few vinyl releases was this weird hand-cut split 7" that cost 25 bucks and they only made like 50. So very sloshy of them:
This Tweet links to The Air-Sea Dolphin/Sloshy split on Bandcamp.
This Tweet is a reply to @StevoFNF, who responded to the previous Tweet asking when Sloshy vinyls would become available.
10 Apr 2020


Never fear if your fav jams aren't here yet. There was a 60 track limit per album but we can definitely fill a Volume 4! Also, Limozeen, Videlectrix, and sloshy will be getting their own releases soon!
10 Apr 2020


It's everywhere else too and available for purchase on iTunes if you desire. Even YouTubery:
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1‎ on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @darthwill44, who responded to the OST drop Tweet about having to use Spotify.
10 Apr 2020


Already there:
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1‎ on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Camwoodstock, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it could be put on YouTube or a CD-ROM.
10 Apr 2020


Not sure about the rights on things like Handle My Style and Food-Related Love. I'll get Litigation Jackson on it!
This Tweet is a reply to @AlexCheer1, who responded to the OST drop Tweet, willing to pay a lot of money for SBCG4AP music on Spotify.
10 Apr 2020


The 60 track per album limit had some casualties but this is going on the Volume 4 to-do list!
This Tweet is a reply to @vickevlar, who linked to the OST drop Tweet and hoped for "T-TV, TV Show" from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag to be in the soundtrack.
10 Apr 2020


With love we'll find a way, just give it time.
This Tweet is a reply to @murderwizard, who responded to Strong Bad's previous reply reporting not seeing the soundtrack in Apple Music.

Fun Facts

10 Apr 2020


Track 41 on Volume 1!
This Tweet is a reply to @WhateverJSoto, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking where Where U Goin' 2? was.
10 Apr 2020


There's a 60 track limit per album so we had to leave some gems out. But once there's enough to fill a Vol 4, this will be on there! In the meantime, here's a secret link: homestarrunner.com/songs/Biz%20Ca...
This Tweet is a reply to @tofucocoa, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it includes Biz Cas Fri.
10 Apr 2020


Several hours ago soon?
This Tweet is a reply to @wochie, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it would be on Apple Music soon.
10 Apr 2020


I said it's on ALL your favorite music streamins!! iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube even.
This Tweet is a reply to @TrixieAsk, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking to make it available for non-Spotify types.
10 Apr 2020


I said all your favorite music streamins. I just can't link to em all. Here they are free on youtube:
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1‎ on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @YoBlockTheater, who responded to the OST drop Tweet hoping a Spotify account wasn't necessary to listen to the soundtrack.
10 Apr 2020


Already there!
This Tweet is a reply to @murderwizard, who responded to the OST drop Tweet asking if it could come to Apple Music.
10 Apr 2020


That's cause it just happened!
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisKewlTV, who responded to the OST drop Tweet not knowing that any volume of the OST had released.
10 Apr 2020


Alas no. Two words: Funky Drummer.
This Tweet is a reply to @BlacktopMagazin, who responded to the previous Tweet hoping for an HD remaster of fhqwhgads.
10 Apr 2020


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I just dropped 3 volumes, 180 tracks of background music, jingles, and songs from 20 years of HomestarRunner.com! Shuffle these nuggets onto your day like croutons on a life salad! Out now on all your fav music streamins!

open.spotify.com/playlist/5XAvA...


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10 Apr 2020


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File photo: Sbemail 197 - Your Edge. Me and The Cheat in the Dark.
This Tweet is a reply to @KewlNerd20X6, who responded to the "rewarding my eyeballs" Tweet expressing surprise at Strong Bad having eyeballs.
10 Apr 2020


Erosion.
This Tweet is a reply to @_ghostgirl74, who responded to the previous Tweet asking what happened to the other half of the tire.
10 Apr 2020


You people keep impressing the crap outta me with this stuff! This Strong Badia has it all! The Cheat's grill! Painting of guy with big knife! The Riverquest Safariventure! It keeps rewarding my eyeballs every time I look at it!
This Tweet quotes @NickSenny, who created a Strong Badia mod for Animal Crossing.
10 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #9! Okay, no more trick questions! This handsome fellow is a hidden treat in which toon or sbemail? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
9 Apr 2020



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9 Apr 2020


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9 Apr 2020


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Here's 3 quick styles I threw together for ya.
This Tweet is a reply to @SoonerAce, who asked for gifs of Coach Z saying "good jaerb".
9 Apr 2020


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Semi-trick jerk question (what a jerk!)! It's not from a toon or sbemail at all! It's good ol' Naked Ned from Peasant's Quest hiding in plain sight on a forest tile in the Trogdor board game.
9 Apr 2020


"You fantasy creep!"
This Tweet is a reply to @chrissistrunk, who shared a "Some Loafing Implied" video chat background.
9 Apr 2020


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Best I can do is a transparent png. Maybe get one o' them iron-on printer sheets. (shh! don't tell nobody! I'm not even sure why a cartoon, email-checkin' wrestleman has this graphic in the first place!)
This Tweet is a reply to @xdeliriumx, who responded to the previous Beard Antler Tweet wishing for one for his daughter.
9 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #8! Where's this tiny creepo hidden? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
9 Apr 2020


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That's right! I'm the email gambler! That means I play cards with emails.... full house! Access this hidden scene in sbemail 108: pom pom by clicking the word "e-mailed" at the very end. Maybe "Strong Bad's Email Gambler" should be my next collab with Boardelectrix!
9 Apr 2020


I wanna Beard Antler T-shirt for meself, personally.
This Tweet is a reply to @xdeliriumx, who asked Strong Bad where to get Two More Eggs merch.
9 Apr 2020


We could never replicate those results. It remains our best caper ever. And the satellite coverage is now just security cam footage from a Freshley's Shoe Store in Crambley. Air Cardgages in size 9 are still OUT OF STOCK, fyi.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheHammer9001, who responded to the Tweet revealing the answer to Easter Egg Hunt #6 asking if Strong Bad ever found out how he got satellite coverage.
9 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #7! Which sbemail or toon featured a secret scene with this mess in it?! #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
9 Apr 2020


Unintentional snub! I just missed your tweetstyle! You actually got the boots right!
This Tweet is a reply to @Morg_The_Dragon, who linked to the SoulCalibur Tweet and felt snubbed due to having posted another Strong Bad in SoulCalubur VI a week earlier.
9 Apr 2020


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For those who guessed "Bug in Mouth Disease," good try! That toon did have a "Dr." Bubs business card. But the correct answer was "Best Caper Ever." Click on the period after the word "end" at the end (duh) to see The Cheat's trip to the vet.
8 Apr 2020


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It's appropriate because Strong Mad is a pretty complex polygon himself!
This Tweet is a reply to @funkyzach_, who shared a Polygon article that included the previously-seen Strong Mad PlayStation controller edit.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's assessment of Strong Mad is a step up from the facts, in which he described him as "a big square, this guy".
8 Apr 2020


Good guess but not correct!
This Tweet is a reply to @LazyDictator, who responded to the previous Tweet guessing Bug In Mouth Disease.
8 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #6!! This li'l guy is in a secret scene from which sbemail or toon? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
8 Apr 2020


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No offense, but it has always bugged me how lowqual this gif is. I prolly didn't use meme-standard font but here's a less craunchy version.
8 Apr 2020


I'd like to forget him honestly.
This Tweet is a reply to @annamelissa, who asked who remembers Homestar Runner.
8 Apr 2020


The Cheat Commandos will outlast the Joe's as their weird inner pelvic rubber band thingies slowly degrade until their legs fall off!
This Tweet is a reply to @ingrownrelic, who posted a picture of Cheat Commandos figurines facing G.I. Joe action figures and asked who would win.
8 Apr 2020


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Awesome job, @BubbleRvolution! Now do this one! Do this one!
This Tweet quotes @BubbleRvolution, who created Strong Bad in Soulcalibur VI's character creator mode.
8 Apr 2020


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Now, I love that brother Graw Mad's distinctive shape is so ingrained in all y'alls that you see him in this controller... But THIS is all I see (and now I can't unsee):
This Tweet quotes @ZYC0R, who edited an image of the PlayStation 5 controller to resemble Strong Mad.
7 Apr 2020


Oh man! I wish it was a nightlight so's he could watch o'er me each night while I slumber! There's NO WAY that would traumatize any kids!
This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who made a Senor Cardgage foam head.
7 Apr 2020


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Dang! I didn't know this was such an easy one! Nice woik! Click on "friend" at the end of the short toon "Ever and More" to get this horrifying scene:


Video Transcript

See Ever and More#Easter Eggs
7 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #5! Potato chips? Butterscotch? Gelt? Which cartoon or sbemail is this from? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
7 Apr 2020


Oh yes. You gotta access the "alternate angle" tracks (remember those?!) for a lotta those pop-em-up easter eggs. Eggs at the ends of cartoons you usually click right-right-right, I think.
This Tweet is a reply to @bellestardust, who responded to Easter Egg Hunt #4 asking if Easter eggs were accessible in DVD releases.
7 Apr 2020


I love his shoulder boot-ons!
This Tweet is a reply to @ZYC0R, who edited an image of the PlayStation 5 controller to resemble Strong Mad.
7 Apr 2020


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You guys are pro's! Sbemail 185: Night Life! Click on "Josh CO" to see the fine products they manufacture!
7 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #4! What cartoon or sbemail is this hidden weirdness from? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
7 Apr 2020



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Nice work everybody! It was from the end of Date Nite! This is still an event I would love to see happen in real life. Or at least on an episode of The American Science Frylife's Companion or whatever.
7 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt #3! What's this image from? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
This Tweet is a reply to the Easter egg hunt thread.
6 Apr 2020


I did that 15 years ago! homestarrunner.com/sickday.html
This Tweet is a reply to @JTLobstah, who was surprised a new sbemail hadn't come out of the quarantine.
6 Apr 2020


I'm putting all my easter eggs in the Ruffle basket.
This Tweet links to Ruffle, a Flash Player emulator, on GitHub.
This Tweet is a reply to @scalemodlgiant, who asked about the fate of clickable Easter eggs after the death of Flash.
6 Apr 2020


(whispered tweet etiquette question because I'm out of touch/don't care: do I keep adding new egg hunts in this thread? Or new tweets each time with some kinda dumb hashtag I make up?)
This Tweet is a reply to the Easter egg hunt thread.
6 Apr 2020


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That's right, @WillWrambles! It's from sbemail 159: retirement! Click on my Blue Diamond Phillips during this tense standoff on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand to see my most precious text files!
This Tweet is a reply to the Easter egg hunt thread.
6 Apr 2020


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Whu bou dis?
This Tweet is a reply to the Easter egg hunt thread.
6 Apr 2020


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Well THAT took less than a minute! I gotta find some harder ones! Yes, the correct answer was sbemail 199: being mean! You clicked on the chalkboard to get alternate fates for the KOT.
This Tweet is a reply to the Easter egg hunt thread.
6 Apr 2020


i'm tweeting the hidden stuff
This Tweet is a reply to @Shdw_Mnky1224, who replied to the previous Tweet guessing being mean and expressing confusion at the drawing not being a gun.
6 Apr 2020


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Easter Egg Hunt! I tweet a hidden thing, you tell me which sbemail or toon it's from! Difficulty setting: no hrwiki!
6 Apr 2020


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This is proper distance learning!
This Tweet is a reply to @Gem_Ebisu, who thought a Strong Bad Email marathon served as a suitable "cultural history" lesson for her daughters.
31 Mar 2020


Total bootleg. Just wait for the real deal that's bout to drop.
This Tweet is a reply to @ryanreviews2000, who posted a screenshot of a music player playing "It's Vs. Its" by Strong Bad in response to the Rhythm N' Health Tweet.
30 Mar 2020


Not to be outdone by certain other toy companies, Cheap As Free Toys has released the full run of Cheat Commandos cartoons online! For free! As cheap! Including a rare laserdisc game!
This Tweet links to the Cheat Commandos playlist on YouTube.
30 Mar 2020


The majesty our colors deserve!
This Tweet is a reply to @grumblesmore, who responded to the fancied up flag Tweet with the QR code for the flag in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
30 Mar 2020


Oh man! Custom Blubb-O's whale gyroids DLC!! Whentendo?!! When?!
This Tweet is a reply to @HaroSama, who shared a Drive-Thru whale design for Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
30 Mar 2020


Congratu-freaking-lations. Now remember me instead.
This Tweet is a reply to @TysonApostol, who Tweeted about having just remembered Homestar Runner.
28 Mar 2020


Beautiful!! With a turntable and tappa tippo flippo technology?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JustinSedlak, who posted a photo of a homemade Trogdor!! game board.
28 Mar 2020


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Waitaminute!! Why is Humidibot in the corner holding that axe?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ThatWillyB, who posted a screenshot of an Animal Crossing character in a Strong Bad hoodie.
28 Mar 2020


Don't forget to listen to the Rulebook album with songs about the rules!
This Tweet links to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP playlist on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Barb_Mac68, who played the Trogdor board game while in quarantine and described the game as confusing.
28 Mar 2020


North American release vs UK I think.
This Tweet is a reply to @Klokwurk, who responded to the Axe of Rage Tweet wondering why the game was called Axe of Rage and not Barbarian II.
28 Mar 2020


yeah, did you not know what "in-progress" means? it means in the bathroom man!
This Tweet is a reply to @SpaceVikingPB, who responded to the previous Tweet asking if the audio was recorded in the bathroom.
28 Mar 2020


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For those asking about the progress of my "Strong Bad Plays Games and Makes You Watch" series. It's coming along! Here's a glimpse-in-progress!


Video Transcript

{Open on the title screen for Axe of Rage, which shows an axe-wielding warrior. Throughout the video, Strong Bad's voice is distant and echoes slightly, while metal music plays in the background.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Quick, Epyx employees! Run down to Muscle Beach and hire the cheapest Conan facsimile you can find! That we may trace him in glorious 16 colors!

{Flip to the copyright screen. It asks, "Do you want to use a joystick? (Y/N)"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, look at... what appears to be a Gold Rush-era pickaxe, massacring the "E" in "Rage". Maybe "Pickaxe of Rage" wouldn't fit on the box.

{Gameplay begins. The axe wielder is on a primeval world with an erupting volcano, kicking a strange alien creature.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That is not the type of bad guy I expected to find in this game. More like a sci-fi bad guy. From, like, Manhunter: New York. Boot! Boot! Boot! Who needs an axe? Boot!

{The sci-fi bad guy explodes in a cloud of purple smoke. The axe-wielder jumps over the river of lava.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Perfect track-and-field long jump form!

{The next screen appears with a flying bad guy.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Bah! Disgusting floating louse of rage.

{The axe-wielder falls into a pit.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, well, apparently that was some sort of chasm.

{The axe-wielder respawns on the other side of the pit and begins kicking the monster.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And not a smooshed, dead... Gila monster.

{Zoom in on the pit.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That's what I thought it was. Those were pretty good graphics of a smooshed dead Gila monster.

{The pit is animated so that a head turns to face the viewer and speaks.}

GILA MONSTER: {Strong Bad voiceover} Ah'm not dead yet!

{Back to the game. The axe-wielder confronts a massive green caveman with a club.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, it's Blanka! Whoa! Geez! Turn around! Please turn around! Turn around! Get 'im! Something!

{The axe-wielder turns around, crouches and uses his axe.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, there we go. Swipe low! Swipe low! Ooh, double axe handle! I love it! Whoa!

{The monster explodes in a puff of purple smoke.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I turned him into a purple brain that got sucked into the ground.

{Another screen. The player is now a female sword-wielder and is confronting another flying bug, which explodes in purple smoke.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I'll nit-comb you!

{The sword-wielder proceeds and enters a cave.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, into the cave!

{The sword-wielder is confronting another giant green caveman.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wha—! Wait!

{The sword-wielder faints on the previous screen.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So much... fairness. And knowing what's going on.

{The axe-wielder is now by a river of lava.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay. Here we go. Wait, what the... {the axe-wielder runs to the lava, but falls down when he gets too close} What, I'm not allowed to touch that? Is that supposed to be lava? Or like, a river of fire? That is clearly a red sidewalk.

{The axe-wielder reappears on the other side, where a giant purple dinosaur ambushes him and bites his head off.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wah! That Barney-saur just ate my head and swallowed it whole! {The axe-wielder respawns on the lava and falls over as the metal music ends} That was awesome!

{End title card for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12.}

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28 Mar 2020


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You can use this fancied up one too!
This Tweet is a reply to @xReZinRipper95x, who shared the Strong Badian flag in response to @CecilyJisi's desire for one in Animal Crossing.
28 Mar 2020


I love ALL the awesome Animal Parsons art you guys have been sending me but OH STAUNCH! This one wins so far! I wanna terraform my whole ding dang deserted island into the kingdom of Peasantry!
This Tweet quotes @savageboredom, who posted a custom Trogdor design in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
27 Mar 2020


That would rule. But I don't know any Scummy Vermonters or whatever that stands for so I don't know if it'll happen.
This Tweet is a reply to @orbitaltrans, who asked about the possibility of developing a ScummVM version of Peasant's Quest.
24 Mar 2020


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In order to help keep all you peoples safe, apply these earworms from the health-themed sequel to Rhythm N' Grammar directly to the ear canal.


Video Transcript

{A CD jewel case for Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Health is featured, which depicts Strongbadiophage next to a cartoon coronavirus with arms and angry eyes. The first song featured is "Cough Cloud".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} You stay out of my cough cloud, and I'll stay out of your cough cloud. And if I hear you start to cough loud, I'll put you into lockdown. And by that I mean I'll probably just punch you, and run off down the block now. You mountebank.

{Next song is "KIDS R GROSS".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Kids are gross! They touch their butts, and then they touch their faces, then they come and touch us!

{Next song is "KIDS R GROSS (alt)".}

STRONG BAD: {singing, different tune} Kids are gross. They touch their butts. And then they touch their faces, then they come and touch us.

{Next song is "Girl, Let's Face It".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Girl, let's face the facts directly. None of us have ever washed our hands correctly. Until now. And we're still screwing it up somehow. Despite explicit instructions.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Despite explicit instructions!

{As Homestar holds the last note, cut to Homestarmecium singing into a microphone. Strongbadiophage is also there.}

STRONGBADIOPHAGE: Hey, I said six feet!

HOMESTARMECIUM: Sorry, man.

{Homestarmecium shuffles away quickly. Six human feet grow out from various points on his body. The toes on all the feet wiggle.}

Fun Facts

  • This video alludes to the 2019–21 COVID-19 pandemic and the safety precautions encouraged by the United States CDC, such as washing hands and avoiding close contact.
  • Strongbadiophage and Homestarmecium are the pre-middle school versions of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, from Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in the email high school.
  • The tweet references "Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar" from local news.
22 Mar 2020


I think it's the lost candy crossover The Tootsie-Kat!
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying that the dirt field was just BBC (Boring Brown Chocolate).
21 Mar 2020


I wanna eat this amazing playset render! Strong Badia's fallow furrows look like they're made outta delicious Tootsie!
This Tweet quotes @chair2theskull, who posted a render of a homemade Strong Badia playset.
21 Mar 2020


This is the saddest story! It sounds like one of them heartfelt Oscar winning animated shorts 'cept with no happy ending!! It needs a happy ending!!
This Tweet quotes @yawetag, who shared a story about losing a well-loved The Cheat figurine in a car accident.
20 Mar 2020


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Limozeen doing Brain Sister semi-unplugged in March '08. Now uncut and in slightly-better-than-postage-stamp-sized resolution! Feat. Gary "@murderwizard" Palaroncini on lead shred 'em ups with backup from Harry & Perry "@YachtRockRevue" Palaroncini!


Video Transcript

LARRY: Two, three, four!

{Music starts.}

LARRY: {singing}
Well she was only twenty-seventeen
She was a low-rez beauty queen
She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: {singing} Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day!
Front row, science class
In gym, picked last
She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day!
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
Th'all think you know what I mean!

All right!

{Gary plays a solo.}

LARRY:
Well she was only twenty-seventeen!
She was a low-rez beauty queen!
She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day!
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
Th'all think you know what I mean!

{The song ends.}

LARRY: Oh yeah, all right. Oh y—

{They start playing again, then stop.}

LARRY: Oh yeah, ooh, all right, oh—

{They start playing again, then stop.}

LARRY: {irritably} Oh yeah.

Fun Facts

20 Mar 2020


It's his preferred archival method! He's figured out how to put leftover ham salad on laserdisc even!
This Tweet is a reply to @CSSDuke, who reposted @dvdmike's Laserdisc meme, asking if The Cheat "still got it on Laserdisc".
20 Mar 2020


I highly encourage this. Also don't forget those Chapdorks made like 90 short cartoons for Disney somehow a few years back. That oughta eat a couple hours:
This Tweet links to a Two More Eggs playlist on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheAtticus, who wanted to "watch @StrongBadActual all day".

Fun Facts

20 Mar 2020


I would like to thank everyone for teaching me what the crap a vtuber is. I was just calling it "real-time simulated head wagglin for streamins." RTSHWFS (pronounced "rich wifes")
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.

Fun Facts

  • A VTuber, short for Virtual YouTuber, is an animated avatar used to represent a streamer in a video.
19 Mar 2020


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Technology test was not necessarily a complete failure. Lemme plug some more stuff into the Lappier and put more gameboys in the blender. That oughta do the trick.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Video Transcript

{Open on the splash screen for "Edgar, King of All Streams", accompanied by Edgar's 8-bit jingle.}

{Cut to the title screen from Tass Times in Tonetown. Strong Bad's head is in the lower left corner, syncing loosely with his speech.}

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Oh man, this is like... one of my greatest games that I ever played!

{Cut to the first screen of the game, where the player is in a bedroom. The description text, where not obscured by Strong Bad's head, reads:}

d > GO SOUTH.
e in a messy bedroom. Gramps was
the best housekeeper, even though
keeps a spotless laboratory.
t sits by the foot of the bed whining
ftly.

STRONG BAD: It's pretty great. {his head bounces} Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing!

{The screen goes black, except for slivers to the right and bottom.}

STRONG BAD: I don't know what I'm doing!

{With a splat sound, cut to another Edgar screen that says "connection = VERY LOST". Text below reads "stream it down, son".}

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2020


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Not gonna lie. There's a good chance this is the subliminal reason the bauhaus font is all over homestarrunner.com.


Image Transcript

Tass Times in
Tonetown™

For Atari® ST Computers
See Instruction Manual for Loading
Information
Program © 1986 Activision, Inc.
Unauthorized Copying is a Violation of Law

ACTIVISION


ENTERTAINMENT SOFTWARE


Fun Facts

19 Mar 2020


Actively being worked on! Along with deep weird collections of cuts!
This Tweet is a reply to @Plastic_Cyborg, who requested songs from Homestar Runner toons to be put on Spotify.
18 Mar 2020


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Did someone say... disposal?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JcobWarner, who noted Strong Bad's use of "current disposal" and asked if he was quarantined.

Fun Facts

17 Mar 2020


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Awesome WarioWare CGNU fight song! I married it with my crappy WarioWare CGNU Golf Club Team game for maximum styles!
This Tweet quotes @JaysonWingo, who posted a video of a WarioWare D.I.Y. version of the CGNU Fight Song he composed.

Video Transcript

{@JaysonWingo's CGNU fight song plays over a WarioWare D.I.Y. minigame. The Jolly Dumple dances as a golf club moves back and forth, beating a trophy, a BoooOOOoomBox, and an SNES console as music plays. The game is repeated twice.}

17 Mar 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @TristanJMiller1, who reposted @MaxFine12's video of a man typing with boxing gloves on.

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17 Mar 2020


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Here's the closest I could get given the print-on-demand styles at my current disposal:
tspr.ng/c/sever-your-l...
17 Mar 2020


**This is all totally untested and might break the game but I bet it will be hilarious and really hard to keep track of! I recommend adding Old Man Rub into the mix for maximum bananas!!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


-If the arrow comes from east, it ricochets to the north
-from the west, ricochets south
-from the south, ricochets east
-from the north, ricochets west
(applies to flaming and non-flaming arrows)
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


-if an arrow hits a burninated cottage, the arrow is set on fire and continues down the column or row, setting fire to any countryside tile it touches (let's say it does NOT ignite peasants or other cottages)
-If an arrow hits a knight or Troghammer, it ricochets like so(more...)
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


-archer arrows make peasants jump outta the way in the direction of the peasant movement on the active movement card (yes they would also repair if they move & repair)
-unburninated cottages block archer arrows
(more...)
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


Awesome! Let me immediately complicate and confuse things for you! Add these rules to fuel the chaos! (more...)
This Tweet is a reply to @DavidOStorm, who shared photos of his game of Trogdor!! The Board Game.
15 Mar 2020


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Since we all need a little levity, and possible some brevity. Here's some brevlev in honor of Pi Day. A link to the wonderful hrwiki's exhaustive page devoted solely to all the times we mention pie in our dumb cartoons.
hrwiki.org/wiki/Pie
14 Mar 2020


Guys! Have you ever watched one of my halloween fan costume videos? Or a sbemail?! I just assume everything you send me is fair game for lampoonery. @ravnclawicedtea, I send a "sorry/you're welcome" right back atcha!
This Tweet is a reply to the "Land of 10,000 Nopes" Tweet.
12 Mar 2020


Not disrespecting their styles! I'm pretty sure they knew what kinda Strong Bad-bait they were layin down.
This Tweet is a reply to @dicktoons1, who thought Strong Bad's criticism was "a little mean".
12 Mar 2020


Hey! Come on. They even signed off with a "Sorry/You're Welcome." They know what type Jibblies they hath wrought.
This Tweet is a reply to @Smellestine, who replied to the previous Tweet, telling Strong Bad to "be nice".
12 Mar 2020


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This Tweet quotes @ravnclawicedtea, who drew Strong Bad as a character from Warriors.

Fun Facts

  • "The Land of 10,000 Nopes" was originally said by Strong Bad in Flash is Dead!.
12 Mar 2020


Start yellin THAT at your replicator!
This Tweet is a reply to @DalIasCrane, who suggested "Earl Grey, Stevia!".

Fun Facts

12 Mar 2020


A bit of a stretch. But hilarious just the same. Let's go partial español with Té! Steep! and I think we're good.
This Tweet is a reply to @linnifred, who suggested "Tea! Steep!" as a tea variant of the coffee names for Eh! Steve!.
12 Mar 2020


Oh man! You guys are comin' up with so many good coffee Eh! Steve! names! So far we got:
Au lait! Steve!
Latte! Steve!
Frappe! Steve!
Grande! Steve!

What else we got?
This Tweet is a reply to the Eh! Steve! coffee cup Tweet.
12 Mar 2020


Are you referring to that time 17 years ago when I accidentally sorta pre-invented the vaporwave aesthetic?
This Tweet is a reply to @NRoadTripCast, who posted a vaporwave GIF in response to the Eh! Steve! coffee cup.
12 Mar 2020


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Because peoples keep sayin'...
This Tweet is a reply to the Blubb-O's coffee cup Tweet.
12 Mar 2020


Not an actual product. But I s'pose it could be.
This Tweet is a reply to @MissMelee, who was interested in Blubb-O's coffee cups being sold.
12 Mar 2020


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Blubb-O's to go coffee cup.


Image Transcript

WE ARE HAPPY
TO SEVER YOUR
LEG

12 Mar 2020


Some peoples made an awesome digital Trogdor board game with that Scratch-em-up website! I thought that was only for youngsters to make fan fiction games of that never ending kids book series where the feral cats murder each other!
This Tweet quotes wiki user @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, who announced a digital version of Trogdor!! The Board Game made with Scratch.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to Scratch as "that Scratch-em-up website".
  • The book series Strong Bad refers to is Warriors, which has a considerable following among the Scratch community.
11 Mar 2020


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Whoa! Cauliflower smells like twicebutt but if I could turn it into Bionic Commando splosions I'd eat that albino brain veg every day!
This Tweet is a reply to @UACDorami, who linked to a photo on Reddit of a smoked cauliflower that resembled an explosion, asking if Strong Bad could reproduce it with his microwave.

Fun Facts

11 Mar 2020



🎵Everybody wants prosthetic Strong Bads on their real heads!🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @alyshaba, who shared a photo of a Strong Bad costume, with a Strong Bad mask on her forehead.

Fun Facts

9 Mar 2020


'Twas just the intro, my good parson. If you'd like to view the rest, just look back at my tweetdex a few days!
This Tweet is a reply to @Naydog101's complaint about the length of the unboxing video intro.
9 Mar 2020


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I don't know why you'd wanna import and wear those grody Cheatmolts on your own deserted island but hey, doowutchyalike!
This Tweet is a reply to @ArcaneCorona, who shared screenshots of a The Cheat hoodie in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's screenshot is from Fan Costumes 2018, in which it is revealed that The Cheat molts.
9 Mar 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.

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8 Mar 2020


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Oh man! That rules multiple schools! You should re-animate the intro cutscenes to the CD-ROM version of Stinkoman!
This Tweet is a reply to @AlmKornKid, who posted fanart of Stinkoman.

Fun Facts

8 Mar 2020


It will! I'm trying to make a backlog of episodes for the first time in my life!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Blahdiddy84, who expressed interest in "Disk 4 of 12" becoming a real series.

Fun Facts

  • Mike and Matt Chapman generally didn't have backlogs of content when making Homestar Runner, preferring to release cartoons as soon as they were finished; hence Strong Bad's comment about "for the first time in my life".
8 Mar 2020


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Here's the intro to that unboxing video that had to be cut in order to fit it through the tweetmaw. Thought you types might get a mild chucklin out of it.


Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is standing in the smoky office.}

STRONG BAD: Hi there. I'm Strong Bad from homestarrunner.com, an obscure corner of the early internet some folks might call:

{A mock browser appears in the upper left, showing Main Page 3, with the caption "a wedsite".}

STRONG BAD: "A wedsite".

{Close up on Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: This one time, I drew a dragon.

{Cut to a scene from dragon in which Strong Bad puts the finishing touches on his drawing.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And it was awesome.

{A clip from the original Trogdor song plays as Strong Bad writes "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR".}

STRONG BAD: He went on to be—

{Cut to the first level of TROGDOR!. The player's score is 1,525,870.}

STRONG BAD: —a video game,

TROGDOR! ARCADE MACHINE: Trogdor!

STRONG BAD: a different video game,

{Cut to a scene from the Peasant's Quest Trailer in which lightning strikes as Trogdor roars.}

STRONG BAD: And a bunch of other awesome stuff.

{Cut to a wall of Trogdor posters, a cardboard Trogdor cutout, and figures 2-a and 3-g: a Trogdor-shaped Cheeto and fish stick.}

Fun Facts

8 Mar 2020


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AHHHH! Strong Sad has grown 'strils!! Creepy squinty skullface! (which is actually kinda cool)
This Tweet is a reply to @Dan_Adelman, a former Nintendo employee who worked on Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, who showed off his Homestar Runner figurine collection.
7 Mar 2020


Aww his cheeks are blushing red!
This Tweet is a reply to @The_Big_Hawk, who shared a Trogdor tattoo he got on his calf. There is a red spot on his leg where Trogdor's cheek is.
7 Mar 2020


Those were in the Kickstarter versions. Retail is minis only. Leftovers for sale here:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @superveryman, who asked about the meeples that originally came with Trogdor!! The Board Game.
7 Mar 2020


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Yup.
This Tweet is a reply to @NealSilvester, who asked if Strong Bad could do it nine times.

Image Transcript

{Same scene as before. "Clean Guybrush clock" is entered.}

STRONG BAD: {in red onscreen text} I can do it. I will do it nine times.

{Strong Bad leaps up and bashes Guybrush in the head nine times, with the following onomatopoeia:}

  1. *PSHP*
  2. *PEOW*
  3. *POOM*
  4. *PLAP*
  5. *PSHP*
  6. *DONK*
  7. *POOM*
  8. *PSHP*
  9. *PEOW*
7 Mar 2020


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Best I could do on short notice.
This Tweet quotes @annelukeman, who wanted fanart of a Strong Bad/Monkey Island crossover.

Image Transcript

{Guybrush Threepwood is standing on a dock at night. Strong Bad, as Dangeresque, approaches him. The player selects the verb "Clean", Guybrush's sprite, and a clock from their inventory, forming the phrase, "Clean Guybrush clock".}

STRONG BAD: {in red onscreen text} I'm finnuh.

{Strong Bad leaps up and bashes Guybrush in the head.}

Fun Facts

6 Mar 2020


I know you younger folks are out there, digging my styles, you just won't lecture a younger person on what they should like the way a seasoned 30-50 year old would.
This Tweet is a reply to @sweaterbutts, who replied to Strong Bad's comment about 30-50 year olds, saying she was 21, not 30.
6 Mar 2020


Do a mashup with both! I wanna clean that Threepwood guy's clock! Mancomb Seepgood 4 lyfe!!
This Tweet is a reply to @annelukeman, who expressed a desire to design an escape room based on Monkey Island or Homestar Runner.

Fun Facts

  • "That Threepwood guy" is Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island.
    • Mancomb Seepgood is another character from The Secret of Monkey Island. He mocks Guybrush's name despite having a similar one.
6 Mar 2020


Peoples keep askin how2buy. Check your local hobby shop for the retail version or for Kickstarter leftovers go here:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to the Trogdor!! unboxing video.
6 Mar 2020


I haven't linked to the board game enough already? I was trying to be discreet and just share the funny without the "gimme money." But here ya go:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @RobertP221B, who replied to the unboxing video, asking for a link to buy the game.
6 Mar 2020


Hmm. Lemme think on't. I should prolly make a YouTube playlist called "So some 30-50 year old told you to watch this crap" and highlight some good entry level toons and sbemails.
This Tweet is a reply to @Leah_Rez, who asked for advice on how to introduce someone to Homestar Runner.
6 Mar 2020


Total! Kickstarted that jank a year and a half ago! Here tis:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @jertdpfan, who was surprised by the news that there was a Trogdor board game.
6 Mar 2020


No idea! I got nuttin to do widdat game no more! I'm non't even gets paid by it!
This Tweet is a reply to @ssorobo, who asked about Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, which had been pulled from Steam.

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6 Mar 2020


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For the retail release of Trogdor, @GTGamesLLC made a nice li'l unboxing video and asked if I could spruce it up. And oh did I spruce. I got sprucecore on it!


Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is standing in the smoky office.}

STRONG BAD: And now Trogdor's got his own board game. {a box of Trogdor!! The Board Game appears by his head} It, too, is awesome.

{A clip from the song Trogdor is heard as a clip from Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough plays in fast motion. Cut back to the office.}

STRONG BAD: And what better way to celebrate than by having some random person's hands unbox it for you?

{A gentle guitar melody plays as the title "Unboxing: Trogdor: The Board Game" appears on a white background.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ooh. Oh wow. Uh... the music's wrong. I think you got the wrong music.

{Cut to a tabletop, where a person with hairy arms is opening a box of Trogdor!! The Board Game.}

STRONG BAD: And the wrong hands. Definitely used the wrong hands.

{The person in the video picks up the rulebook and flips through it as the word "Rulebook" appears at the top.}

STRONG BAD: All right, what do we got here? Oh man, the rulebook's so awesome, I want to show—

{The video suddenly goes fast-motion as the person flips through the rest of the book and sets it aside.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, go back! You're skippin' all the good stuff!

{The person takes out the Keeper cards and shows them off.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, these guys. The Keepers of Trogdor—

{The video goes fast-motion again; the person sets the cards aside.}

STRONG BAD: Egh—quit it, arm hair!

{The person takes out the Item cards and shows them off.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, and then these are the Items of Trogdor that the Keepers use to—

{It happens again.}

STRONG BAD: Hey! That's it! Go back for real this time!

{The video rewinds to the person displaying Strong Bad's custom Items of Trogdor.}

STRONG BAD: Pause! And enhance. {zoom in on the cards} Look at that. Who wouldn't want to play a game with an item called {zoom in further on Old Man Rub, as colors invert and ominous music plays} Old Man Rub?

{The video resumes where it had left off. The person displays the Trog-Meter, then the map tiles.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, back to it. You know, this song isn't so bad. They just used the wrong instruments. It shoulda been like, {singing along to the background music, which gradually fades into a death metal version} ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, JUG JUG, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, jug jug, SQUEEDLY SQUOW, sa-squeedly squow now, squeedly squow now!

{Flames start to fill the screen as the person shows off the action cards.}

STRONG BAD: {in a death metal bellow} This person has LONG LUXURIOUS ARM HAIR! {"long luxurious armhair" appears onscreen in a jagged font} Black as the night, black as the night!

{The music and the screen abruptly revert to normal. The person shows off the Void card.}

STRONG BAD: "The Void." "Also The Void."

{The person takes out the plastic miniatures.}

STRONG BAD: Aw, now we're gettin' to the good stuff.

{Close view of the person's hands as they show off the archers.}

STRONG BAD: Check out these miniatures! The archers have, like, beards and sashes!

{The person shows off the knights.}

STRONG BAD: The knights have little tiny Trogdors on their shields! Awww.

{The person shows off the Troghammer.}

STRONG BAD: The Troghammer is covered with, like, grommets, and... Wallaces.

{The person shows off Trogdor himself.}

STRONG BAD: There's Trogdor! Look at that single beefy arm! So much majesty!

{The person shows off the seven peasants, and demonstrates crowning one with the flame helmet.}

STRONG BAD: And since Trogdor is a family game, it comes with several innocent peasants which you can burn alive.

{The person shows off the three thatched-roof cottages, and demonstrates flipping one's roof to the burninated side.}

STRONG BAD: And don't forget their thatched-roof cottages, with probably-patented Flip-O Thatch-O Flame...-O... Techno...logy. {these words are added to the "Burninated Cottage" header above and marked "(PP) (Prolly Patented"}

{Wide shot of the tabletop as the person puts everything back into the box in fast motion.}

STRONG BAD: {imitating a mom} "Sweetie? The McKem...endendrics are here! Put your game away and come up for dinner!" {imitating a kid} "Aw, mom! The McKendendrics again?"

{Fade to black as Strong Bad continues.}

STRONG BAD: "All Junior ever talks about is lacrosse practice."

{Heavy metal plays as a shot of the game box and its contents appears against a white background.}

VIDELECTRIX ONE: {voiceover} Trogdor!! is a cooperative game of area control and burnination for one to six players. Being awesome is not required to play but is highly recommended.

Fun Facts

  • The video in this Tweet was automatically flagged by Twitter as including "potentially sensitive content".
  • Strong Bad references the stop-motion series Wallace & Gromit.
6 Mar 2020


Soon! It'll be a part of a little collection of our best hip hop offerings (minus the ones on SB Sings). Also more dumbness to streaming soon!
This Tweet is a reply to @haley_mcbitch, who asked when Trudgemank would be on streaming services.
5 Mar 2020


Are you kidding?! This is huge! Trogdor hasn't laid a clutch of Trogspores in centuries! Beefy arm or no, this is a dark omen! Which are the best kind!
This Tweet is a reply to @CrewDutler, who shared his 7-year-old's drawing of Trogdor in an egg-filled nest, saying he was disappointed in its lack of beefy arms and consummate V's.
4 Mar 2020


I DO NOT want to know what candy coated Da Huuuuuudge is filled with.
This Tweet quotes @ColinMcInerror, who posted a 3D animation of a bouncy, glossy Da Huuuuuudge.
3 Mar 2020


I am honored to be confused with his creepy, mustard-smelling greatness.
This Tweet is a reply to @David_Bohr, who replied to the "congeneral proncensus" Tweet, asking if Senor Cardgage had taken over Strong Bad's account.
2 Mar 2020


Thanks for all the feedbackery! So the congeneral proncensus seems to be that Videlectrix can quality-of-life up some stuff as long as they keep an untouched original mode intact. I will pass that along to those 2 weirdos!
This Tweet is a reply to Strong Bad's earlier Tweet about difficulty adjustments for Stinkoman 20X6.
2 Mar 2020


I need some specifics. What form do you want this collection to take? Technically I am already a "giant collection of Strong Bad" just by sitting here. Though I would argue Homestar is more of a pile or heap than a collection.
This Tweet is a reply to @StevenSimmons, who asked if "a giant collection of homestar runner [or] strong bad" would ever be available.

Fun Facts

  • "Pile" is one of Strong Bad's preferred insults.
2 Mar 2020


IS A MIRACLE!
This Tweet is a reply to @n0ahpeel, who shared their tattoos of The Worm.

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2 Mar 2020


Oh dangief! We got ourselves a tat-off in my feed! Who can get the most obscure?! Anybody ever get a Stave It Off Guy tattoo?
This Tweet quotes @bodegacat__, who shared a photo of an Eh! Steve! tattoo.

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2 Mar 2020


That tattoo is the please knees! I will notify Marzipan the next time I pretend to not be secretly listening to Cool Tapes band practice!
This Tweet is a reply to @deathcarpets, who shared a photo of the words "Cool Tapes" tattooed above her knees.
2 Mar 2020


Whoa! All that sweet shading makes it look like I'm bulbulating right off your arm! (please contact a medical professional if I actually start bulbulating off your arm)
This Tweet quotes @PolarDarko, who shared a photo of a Strong Bad tattoo.
2 Mar 2020


[edit] February

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You simultaneously control Hank and Frank and have to deliver sausages to deli's throughout the city! You can deliver high or low and need to keep restocking sausages from the van after each delivery!
This Tweet is a reply to @batbrain1998, who asked what the rules of "Butcher Bros." were.
28 Feb 2020


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If anybody ever finds one of these old Videlectrix handhelds in a thrift store you GOTTA let me know! I still have my Pigs on Head but I lost my Butcher Bros.! Hank & Frank were the original brothers of videogaming if you ask me! And they ate sausage instead of mushrooms!


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28 Feb 2020


Hidden in the April Fool's cartoon from a couple years ago. 209 is next.
This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who asked where sbemail 208 was.

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28 Feb 2020


Agreed. You go ahead and start working on the switch port. (btw "switch port" sounds like how Coach Z prolly says "sauce pot.")
This Tweet is a reply to @ColinMcInerror, who suggested a Nintendo Switch port of Stinkoman 20X6.
28 Feb 2020


Soon you will be able to find that song and much much more on all the music streamins (if I can figure out how to get past their "60 second minimum length" rules. How else will peoples be able to stream Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar?!)
This Tweet is a reply to @manthevan_, who asked where one could find sbemail background music.

Fun Facts

  • "Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar" is an album of short songs consisting of Strong Bad berating listeners' grammar, from an Easter egg in local news.
26 Feb 2020


Sure! Or no! Or maybe!
This Tweet is a reply to @DJOshawott, who asked if the modifications to Stinkoman 20X6 would be optional.
24 Feb 2020


Checkmiddle Pointlevs.
This Tweet is a reply to @LazyDictator, who requested mid-level checkpoints, "or levelled check midpoints".

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24 Feb 2020


We'll drink pepsi from those giant red translucent mottled plastic cups!! And pour red pepper flakes into Homestar's when he's not looking!
This Tweet is a reply to @RedneckGaijin, who requested access to "the Pizza Hut" at the bottom of the level 10 screenshot (referring to the level 2 decorations).
24 Feb 2020


Agreed! I hate that freaking level!! I wish it was more like one of them elevator levels from beat 'em up days of yore. Scrolly up, fight bad guys. Scrolly down. Fight more bad guys.
This Tweet is a reply to @CDRomatron, who suggested that level 3.2 be modified to make the item generation less random.
24 Feb 2020


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Okay, pretend for a second that flash ISN'T deader than 12 doornails. As Videlectrix makes level 10, should they make the rest of the game easier at all? More energy? Mid-level checkpoints? Pause button?!! This game is friggin hard!
24 Feb 2020


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Now it's one of them gif games! Whichever character it stops on is your dinner date/valentine/forevfursona! Watch out, peeps sensitive to flashins and flickerins!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
14 Feb 2020


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Oh Valentine's Dang! Wish I'd found these ancient relics earlier! Sold these things hand cut and stuffed into sammich bags back in 2001-2 mebbe?
14 Feb 2020


Caco's what you're s'posed to say. Cackle is my charming/clever/adorable intentional mispronunciation.
This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who said she thought the word was "caco demon".

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12 Feb 2020


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Presented for either your protection or torment, depending on which way you're feeling today, I give you... this ascii cackledemon.


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12 Feb 2020


I don't own this game. Telltale just can't make more HSR games without the express written consent of major league Strong Bad. But the old game and its code stays with whoever owns Telltale's catamalog.
This Tweet is a reply to @IAmArique, who commented on the removal of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People from Steam.
11 Feb 2020


The particular omen of Strong Sad's ghostly visage appearing in a cup of black coffee indicates that you or someone you love will soon have their pepper grinder malfunction while seasoning a salad, causing an unbridled cascade of whole peppercorns to rain down thereupon.
This Tweet quotes @webnick2, who reposted @the_chaparrin's photo of a sad face in his coffee.
11 Feb 2020


The only version that's for sale on the webstore currently are the two Kickstarter versions.
This Tweet is a reply to @alternateshade, who asked if the Kickstarter add-ons were included in the board game purchase.
11 Feb 2020


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Almost sold outta the Kickstarter versions of Trogdor!! The Board Game! After these are gone, the retail version of the game WON'T include the Kickstarter extras like the S is for Sucks Dragon meeple! Buy 'em up Dan: homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/tr...
10 Feb 2020


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Carve that guy onto a stave church at once!
This Tweet is a reply to @MADCOWofGENESIS, who posted a Norse- and Celtic-inspired drawing of Trogdor.
1 Feb 2020


psst! friendlyware!
This Tweet is a reply to @file_id_dot_diz, who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet saying he recognized the game with the ship on the package but couldn't remember its name.
1 Feb 2020


Trust me, you did not want to see the dark places that series quickly descended to. There are still three active civil suits from their 'Night Driver' episode alone!
This Tweet is a reply to @lanooski, replying to the previous Tweet noting it was derivative of the Weekly Waggle but still cool.
1 Feb 2020


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Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?


Video Transcript

{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} When I check my email,

{Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".}

STRONG BAD: —there are some old games.

{Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.}

STRONG BAD: Now I'm gonna play them for you.

{The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.}

{Gameplay footage of various vintage games begin to play. The first shows a man in a giant cotton candy machine. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hello there, what's—NO! Wow! That is not what I wanted to happen!

{The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Aw, it's baby Strong Sad taking a nap. {imitates snoring sounds}

{Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Turn this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there.

{Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, imitating Dangeresque} Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa...

{The game switches back to the first game, where the player confronts a giant bee.}

STRONG BAD: Do you want some cotton candy, bee? {The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely} Nope, you want to kill me still.

{The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin—

{The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} —into mushrooms.

{The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing!

{The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} Full-body hoodie... whoa-ho-ho! Those are some accurate physics!

{The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captain? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)".

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Enter your name and then STRIKE the enter key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice!

{The game now shows a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} What? That is an orange slice that's shooting out some... oil... slicks.

{The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a live-action face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} There's like a real-life old man staring right at me!

{The text momentarily changes to "...all were horribly disfigured like my... (gulp) ...my poor daughter." before the game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what?

{The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Why you drowned? I dunno!

{Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.}

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1 Feb 2020


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Gary the Legend! You won't deceive of my mercy & my perseverinch the next time we step into the squared circle! I have the guts & the denomination it takes to rip that Sizzleweight belt outta your imaginary hands & stand at the top of that sacred pile in the sky! ROLL THE VTR!!
This Tweet is a reply to @AaronWrotkowski, who posted in a thread starting with the previously linked Strong Bad mask, asking for dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled ranting and raving.
31 Jan 2020


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Don't get me wrong, this mask is preygrey. But I wanna know about this can of The Cheat spray you got back there! Does it smell like Cheatmusk? Or is it like The Cheat repellant? Filla me in!!
This Tweet quotes @IAmKateNyx, who posted a picture of a shiny Strong Bad mask.
31 Jan 2020


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This new game from @ColinMcInerror and his pals @TBBGCO is like if the Videlectrix classics "Pigs on Head" and "Population: Tire" fell into a vat of radioactive nautical goo and emerged as one delicious bouncy mutant!
App: apple.co/3aoRljX
Goog: bit.ly/2G4V0pl


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19 Jan 2020


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"Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?" (via youtu.be/22ZLiDF_pTE)
This Tweet is a reply to @JAD77, who reposted @alissamarie's Tweet speculating on a connection between Pikachu and The Cheat.

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16 Jan 2020


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Both members of team undabite look like that stealthy trench coat criminal. This is from a 2014 toon.
This Tweet is a reply to @_gabei, who thought that a neighborhood watch sign resembled Homsar.

Fun Facts

  • The screenshot is from Halloween Safety, in which Homestar Runner dresses as a neighborhood watch sign.
16 Jan 2020


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Higher-res pic of an old sketchbook drawing. I hate these two people but everything is better with horns!

(paid for by the horns council)


Fun Facts

  • This sketch was originally posted on 7 August 2009 with the caption "homestarzigoats".
14 Jan 2020


I love it! It's like Trogdor as little league mascot!
This Tweet is a reply to @EsmeSqueaks, who shared her cartoony fan art of Trogdor.
13 Jan 2020


It's so sad when he starts burninanting in the wrong direction during Fiery Rage. I try to steer him like a bowling ball while I watch Strong Sad move Trogdor.

Then I throw a bowling ball at Strong Sad.
This Tweet is a reply to @1010Greg, whose game of Trogdor!! The Board Game, played with a "Dagron" meeple, ended in narrow defeat after Trogdor's Fiery Rage.
13 Jan 2020


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I dunno. You know what happens to distant birds when I'm involved.
This Tweet is a reply to @seanhecking, who concluded that the countryside building was a silo because there were no seagulls in the distance.

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13 Jan 2020


I've always wondered, you think the cap'n is supposed to be in that sailboat? Or is he trying to steer the lighthouse away from Mr. Constabulate V's over there?
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply about the Gorton's fisherman.
13 Jan 2020


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WATCH OUT GORTON'S FISHERMAN!
This Tweet is a reply to @Paunchberry, who posted a screenshot from Trogday 08, speculating that the lighthouse/silo is where The S is for Sucks Dragon hangs out.

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13 Jan 2020


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Did someone say 'crazy learner's permit?!'
This Tweet is a reply to @AdamStBear, who commented that it was crazy that Trogdor was now old enough for a learner's permit.

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13 Jan 2020


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I feel like Trogdor's gotten plenty of glory in the last couple years so on this #trogday, let us celebrate 17 years of... the countryside. May we one day find out if that is a lighthouse or a silo in the distance.
13 Jan 2020


I dunno if this is real or temporary but I highly approve! I'ma get a kozmo dot com tattoo to celebrate in the same manner!
This Tweet quotes @hazeyhound, who shared a picture of a new Strong Bad tattoo.
12 Jan 2020


Alas, I gots none.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheDashingAdnan, who was interested in a port of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People to modern consoles if Strong Bad had influence on the project.
11 Jan 2020


You win!! Plans for geodesic domes! Freehand drawings of Lon Cheney! (don't tell Strong Sad I like that song though. I usually refer to that band as The Mounded Bloats)
This Tweet is a reply to @stillmoms, who replied to the previous Tweet saying that "we can always use more makeup".

Fun Facts

  • @stillmoms and Strong Bad are referring to lyrics from the song "Letter from Belgium" by American band the Mountain Goats.
11 Jan 2020


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Found the original brainstorm page for naming SBCG4AP. I will always regret not naming the game "SB: Creams & Powders."


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KittenQuest, i mean,
Strong Bad Coolgame
Strong Bads 9.5
on IGN.com or else
Supa Challenge

- Strong Badventure
- Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
- Strong Bad Supa Challenge '98
- Strong Bad Saga: SB
- Strong Bad Total Questfest

Strong Bad's Crapfest, Jerks!
Crapfest for Jerks!
Strong Bad Talkwalker    Zebacke's
Strong Bad: Sudoku Puzzmaster
Strong Bad Stylefest    FontQuest
Styletype
Stylequest
Styleventure
Totaltronic
Challenge of the Strong Bad
Strong Badfest
Strong Bad is Still Awesome
Strong Bad Totalfest '98
Questfest    Questache
Seriously Strong Bad    Zubaaas
Strong Badworldlandia
CG4AP
SB: "Creams &
Powders"

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11 Jan 2020


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Bubs is celebrating the only way he knows how.


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THANK YOU INTERNET
FOR 20 GREAT YEAR5!


ADD AN
ADDITIONAL
$20 TO ALL
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1 Jan 2020
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