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Count Longardeaux is a book mascot often used and possibly created by Strong Bad. He has appeared on the cover of two books:
- Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records, a record book Strong Bad made up in record book.
- Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!, a dictionary Strong Bad made up in dictionary.
According to Strong Bad, Count Longardeaux is the finest name in names to put in front of book titles, and would not stand for "making up some random crap that no one else will ever do and calling it a record". He has spiky hair and a mustache and appears to be a human.