Clownbread
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Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Date: Wednesday, December 6, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, December 14, 2017 (YouTube)
Running Time: 1:50
Page Title: Don't toast your protruders, kids!
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[edit] Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}
STRONG BAD: Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!
{Opening titles}
STRONG BAD: It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!
{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}
STRONG BAD: Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...
{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}
STRONG BAD: We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here...
{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}
STRONG BAD: Flattened roundello, with a little {adds a small circle within the circle} shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...
{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}
STRONG BAD: We got... urr-whomper. {He adds a similar curve to the right} And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.
{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}
STRONG BAD: That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go.
{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}
STRONG BAD: We're gonna do a little rounded rectangle on the top there.
{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}
STRONG BAD: Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.
{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}
STRONG BAD: Because what's happening is... this is not just a regular clown face, this is a clown face... protruding {adds perspective to the bottom edge} out of a piece of bread! That's right!
{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}
STRONG BAD: Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread.
{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.
{Strong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}
STRONG BAD: This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.
{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'...
{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}
STRONG BAD: Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... {The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice} ...ers? Kids!
{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}
STRONG BAD: Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!
{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}
STRONG BAD: Tiny derby. Homsar-style.
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- The Tweet text reads, "I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!"
- The YouTube description reads, "SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face."
[edit] Glitches
- The video does not display on the website's standalone page due to a typo in the source code.
[edit] Inside References
- Strong Bad draws a clown face protruding from a piece of bread, and he adds a miniature version of Homsar's bowler hat to the drawing.
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