Minor Drinks

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In the Homestar Runner universe, many minor drinks periodically appear.

[edit] General Minor Beverages

Image Description Appearances
Mocha Chip Among the items offered by Blubb-O's is an Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake, a drink that sports an overly descriptive name. Blubb-O's Commercial
"I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!" In an attempt to create his own imaginary friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman, Lil' Strong Bad drinks a few gallons of Blue Drink. Email imaginary
Differently Lame! Coach Z Ale is a brand of ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z, with a top hat instead of his normal backwards baseball cap, proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's slogan, "Differently Lame!" Email time capsule
"I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!" Coffee powder, while not used to make coffee, is put in Strong Sad's orange juice to make him hyperactive. Strong Bad describes it as Sanka, despite Sanka being a decaf coffee brand. Email caffeine
"Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar." Homestar Runner drinks a warm coffee beverage in his sleepwear while in The Field. Email caper
"I miss my mom." A cooler labeled "college drinks" sits next to the two Olda Boys at the beach in Teen Girl Squad Issue 5. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
"This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!" A carton of Da Juice! is what Homestar Runner jams at the end of a stick to roast in a fire in his costume of The Jolly Dumple. Since the costume is made out of "flame pro-tardant" Polymascotfoamalate, this results in a sizable explosion. Email 4 branches
"All the fizzy with none of the flabby!" Upon entering Tompkins's two pantries, What's Her Face claims to have drunk "negative one sip" of Diet Brown. In Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, Renaldo brings a can of it into the Smoky Office, saying it will help him maintain his "girlish figure". Dangeresque takes it and gives it to Professor Experimento as an ingredient to recreate Cutesy Buttons's formula to save the rainforest. Teen Girl Squad Issue 13, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
"And there'd be a hole where you could pour like, motor oil, or grapefruit juice, or whatever kinda junk you wanna put in there." Strong Bad notes that his action figure's head can be removed, and motor oil or grapefruit juice can be poured in. Email action figure
"...but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking." Sci-Fi Greg drinks an energy drink called Greg Fuel. He apparently drinks them a lot. Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
"Highball!" Homestar Runner holds a highball (served in a lowball glass) while listening to The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew on the Clock Radio. He proceeds to throw his glass at the radio after becoming annoyed with the show. Email radio
"Hope it's not too... late!" Strong Bad serves Hot Choco! to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows. A Death Defying Decemberween
"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat" Kerrek Brau is a purportedly "non-Cold Onesaholic" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the Kerrek and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste. Decemberweenvent Calendar (Day 19)
Kosherific! L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea is what Marzipan drinks at Strong Bad's emergency marketing meeting. "L'Chaim" is a traditional Hebrew toast meaning "to life". The name is also a play on words, as L'chaim contains the word "chai", which is a popular kind of tea. Since it is Kosher, it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion. Email looking old
"Drinko some Malinko!" After being sued by Strong Bad and The Cheat with water balloons for SB2O, Homestar Runner starts selling Malinko Drinko. It supposedly tastes like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "crystal clear like domestic beer". Email rough copy
Carob sprinkles, y'all! A medium soy latte with carob sprinkles is what the members of Limozeen once drank while practicing. Limozeen Live
Melt Shake Homestar Runner says he left a jumbo/LARGE Melt Shake in the Gremlin "a week or month ago". By the time Strong Bad discovers it under the passenger seat, it has almost eaten through the cup. In a Quote of the Week, the Melt Shake was used as the "face" of the singers who sing "Jammin' Tunes". Email road trip, Email hygiene, Blubb-O's Commercial (mentioned)
"What am I gonna have to eat today?" mmmilk is a brand of milk seen in the Strong Bad pop-up book, being one of the items seen in the refrigerator. Email pop-up
"An MS Paint drawing of a Brontosaurus having breakfast." A glass of OJ is seen in the MS Paint drawing by Strong Mad. Email lunch special
"Or as we call it around the office, P-Nade." Piemonade is composed of a slice of pie stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it. Around The Office, it is known as p-nade. It may be related to Melonade. Email other days
Just a soda. A soda pop. Pop! is a brand of soda seen in the Strong Bad pop-up book, being one of the items seen in the refrigerator. Email pop-up
"That'll really knock 'em dead!" Puke Drops are a type of poison that The Cheat added to Madame Bodewell's water cup. The bottle resembles Tortan from Stinkoman 20X6. Email pet show
"...and a Reesy Cup Milkshake." Dangeresque gets a Reesy Cup milkshake while swinging by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun. It apparently contains Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Email dangeresque 3
"It's the new Punkin Spice!" The Santaman's Chimney is supposedly a cocktail of Hot Jones, a shot of the Hard Ones of your choosing, and a dash of liquid smoke. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that Dangeresque and Firebert recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline. Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Step right up to get your SB20! SB2O is a water brand sold by Homestar Runner in the email rough copy. According to Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at The Field, where he claimed that it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain goat". The name is a play on H2O. SB2O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen. Strong Bad and The Cheat sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him. Email rough copy
"I won't watch you die, Dangeresque!" In Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?, Perducci intercepts a serum at the border. Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too set out in search of it to prevent Cutesy Buttons from being kidnapped. It appears to actually be a cup of iced tea with mint floating on the surface. It may alternatively be a mint julep. Email dangeresque 3
"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte appears to be a coffee drink, in a disposable cup that is dripping with coffee. It is made by the same people as Hot Jones and Hot Pooey. The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, Halloween Hide & Seek
The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach" A Sucks on the Beach is a scalding hot cup of black coffee with beach sand on the rim. It is Strong Sad's favorite tropical beverage, which he enjoyed during his vacation to Depressio Beach. Somber Vacation
"Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine." Super Mud is a product of "fine, fine, fine ground" that Strong Bad switches with Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee, causing him to spit it at Marzipan's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his new secret security camera monitor, he was heartily amused. Email date
Oh my, Suudsu! Suudsu (pronounced SUD-zoo) is a concoction consisting of skim milk and gummy bears. It is The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack, and is one of the things he needs to fall asleep at night. Strong Bad has also taken to it, describing it as "pure genius" and "G-E-W-D, gewd". Email bedtime story
"Last one in's a freemason!" When Strong Bad went to the Storybook universe, Tiny-Handed Strong Bad attempted to dig to China with his ears, while our modern-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a giant mug of frosty root beer. Old-Timey Strong Bad appeared and, calling it a "sarsparilla swimming hole", jumped into it. Email alternate universe
For four cool guys Homestar Runner delivers Strong Bad some drinks: two reds, a blue, and an orange; sold by Bubs. These drinks are then enjoyed by Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, and The Cheat (respectively by color) at The Stick. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
"Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband." Wine Coola is an alcoholic beverage that a Blue Laser Minion asked Fightgar to put down his headband. Commandos in the Classroom

[edit] Unseen Beverages

Description Mentioned
"Fresh juice" is listed on the "Death Metal Worksheet". Email death metal
Frozen margaracheatas are a drink, referenced by Strong Bad, that The Cheat's hot mom supposedly gives out. Fan Costumes '06
A juice box was requested by So and So to avoid dying of starvation while falling in the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit. Teen Girl Squad Issue 4

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