If I Don't Get Video Games... Visuals

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These are the visuals that occur during Brainkrieg's If I Don't Get Video Games..., which appears in Hooked on Decemberween.

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Lyrics Visuals
{riff} Brainkrieg are on a stage. The guitarist begins playing. Soon the drummer and the bassist start playing.
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna Cut to a closeup of the Brainkrieg guitarist.
Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights! Cut to the roof of a house with snow on it and the guitarist standing in the chimney. "a cuss" is spelled on the roof with Christmas lights. Cut to a tilted closeup of the bassist playing.
Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his eggnog spiked! Cut to the guitarist and Crazy Uncle Ed, who is holding a glass of egg nog and a cigarette in a holder. Cut to the drummer.
Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat! Cut to the back of a mall, where Brainkrieg are loitering in black trench coats. "BRAINKRIEG" has been written on the wall a graffiti.
Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat! Cut to the front of a mall with "burdines" and "babbages" written on the wall. Brainkrieg are loitering in black trench coats.
If I don't get video games for Decemberween! Cut back to the stage with Brainkrieg performing on it.
If I don't get video games Cut to a closeup of the Brainkrieg guitarist.
For Decemberween! Cut to the bassist and the drummer, who are angled toward the center of the screen, on the left and right sides, respectively.
{solo} Cut to the guitarist. The camera slowly spins and trucks closer to him. Lines and smoke appear around him. Cut to the top of the snowy house with the guitarist standing on the roof.
I'm talkin about Cut to a closeup of the guitarist.
Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition! Cut to the box of Night Vision Mode 4. The rest of the video games appear as they are mentioned.
If I don't get video games for Decemberween! Cut to the Brainkrieg on the stage.
If I don't get video games Cut to a closeup of the guitarist.
Decemberween... Jugga jigga wugga! Cut to a longer shot of the stage. A banner hangs at the top, saying, "BATTLE OF THE CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL BANDS".
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