Subtitles:bestcaper/de

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 <line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hmm, was könnte ich heute machen?</line>
 <line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">atmet</line>
 <line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, was ich heute machen so könnte, wisst ihr?</line>
 <line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ich kann nicht aufhören, mich zu fragen, was ich vielleicht heute irgendwie so machen könnte.</line>
 <line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hmm. <em>(Echo)</em></line>
 <line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ahh, ich weiß!</line>
 <line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ich könnte mal wieder so tun, als ob mein eines Bein kürzer als das andere ist.</line>
 <line start="303" end="349" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">imitiert Geräusche</line>
 <line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Es reicht nicht bis zum Boden.</line>
 <line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">rauschen</line>
 <line start="424" end="464"><sfx>rauschen</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Also, du hast wirklich keine Ahnung, wie wir das geschafft haben?</strongbad></line>
 <line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">verneinende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Gut, lass uns mal nachdenken, wie wir vorgegangen sind.</line>
 <line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Wir haben Homestars Melonade gestohlen.</line>
 <line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Du hast in selbige Melonade reingepinkelt.</line>
 <line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">verlegene The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">Und jetzt sitzt er auf einer kleinen Eisscholle mitten in der Arktis.</line>
 <line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">enthusiastische The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ich glaube, wir haben da ein paar Schritte übergangen.</line>
 <line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">unsichere The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komm schon, Mann!</line>
 <line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Das war unser bester Streich aller Zeiten,</line>
 <line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">und wir wissen nichtmal mehr, wie wir es gemacht haben?</line>
 <line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Tschüss aufgequollener Seelöwenkadaver!</line>
 <line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Danke für deinen Besuch!</line>
 <line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, wir sollten ihn öfter mal einladen. Der ist echt der Brüller!</line>
 <line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunzt</line>
 <line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Okay, das <em>reicht</em>, Satellitentelefon!</line>
 <line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Das war das letzte mal, dass du mich gestochen hast!</line>
 <line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
 <line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">You too, flare gun.</line>
 <line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
 <line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">You're sure you don't remember, like,</line>
 <line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">tricking Homestar into getting onto a cargo plane,</line>
 <line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">or maybe bribing some walruses,</line>
 <line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">or, like, experimenting with the folding of space-time?</line>
 <line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">negative The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">So, the only thing we know for certain</line>
 <line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is that you made wee in Homestar's melonade-</line>
 <line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>affirmative The-Cheat-Geräusche</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
 <line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-and now he's stuck on the other side of the globe,</line>
 <line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">of which we mysteriously have satellite coverage.</line>
 <line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!</line>
 <line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">scared The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
 <line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe,</line>
 <line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">this <em>isn't</em> Marzipan's new patio.</line>
 <line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">I should probably yell for help.</line>
 <line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! <em>(echo)</em></line>
 <line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry sounds like the kind of guy that can help me out of this jam!</line>
 <line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! <em>(echo)</em></line>
 <line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? <em>(echo)</em></line>
 <line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, would you please keep it down?</line>
 <line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, great! Strong Sad!</line>
 <line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar"><em>You're</em> a polar bear, right?</line>
 <line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube,</line>
 <line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">so future generations can thaw me out</line>
 <line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">and marvel at my same length legs!</line>
 <line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...</line>
 <line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.</line>
 <line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.</line>
 <line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">I'm not looking at The Cheat!</line>
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