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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line> <line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line> <line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line> <line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line> <line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line> <line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line> <line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line> <line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line> <line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line> <line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme.</line> <line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">Furtive glances.</line> <line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line> <line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line> <line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line> <line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here,</line> <line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear,</line> <line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line> <line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line> <line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line> <line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line> <line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line> <line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line> <line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line> <line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line> <line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line> <line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... <span style="visibility:hidden">Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</span></line> <line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad <span style="visibility:hidden">calling for... Strooong Saaad...</span></line> <line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... <span style="visibility:hidden">Strooong Saaad...</span></line> <line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line> <line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... <span style="visibility:hidden">for breakfast?</span></line> <line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line> <line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line> <line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line> <line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line> <line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line> <line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, <span style="visibility:hidden">my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</span></line> <line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, <span style="visibility:hidden">and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</span></line> <line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, <span style="visibility:hidden">my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</span></line> <line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line> <line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line> <line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line> <line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line> <line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line> </transcript>
