Teen Girl Squad Issue 15

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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{looking befuddled}'' I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{looking befuddled}'' I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?
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''{Close-up of So-and-So}''
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''{Close-up of So and So}''
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'''SO-AND-SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb.
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'''SO AND SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb.
''{Cut back to the four girls.}''
''{Cut back to the four girls.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?
'''CHEERLEADER:''' So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?
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'''SO-AND-SO:''' Me.
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'''SO AND SO:''' Me.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Me.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Me.
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''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}''
''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}''
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'''SO-AND-SO:''' Oh.
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'''SO AND SO:''' Oh.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oh.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oh.
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' That's right, I just grot asked to the prom ''{shows a photograph}'' by Cheerleader Brian! ''{on the last two words, cut to closeup of a picture of Cheerleader Brian}''
'''CHEERLEADER:''' That's right, I just grot asked to the prom ''{shows a photograph}'' by Cheerleader Brian! ''{on the last two words, cut to closeup of a picture of Cheerleader Brian}''
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''{Cut back to the girls; So-and-So and What's Her Face look skeptical.}''
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''{Cut back to the girls; So and So and What's Her Face look skeptical.}''
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'''SO-AND-SO:''' Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?
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'''SO AND SO:''' Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?
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''{The other three look skeptically at The Ugly One. Cut to a close-up of So-and-So, still looking skeptical.}''
''{The other three look skeptically at The Ugly One. Cut to a close-up of So-and-So, still looking skeptical.}''
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'''SO-AND-SO:''' Uh... so... ''{face changes to a goblin-like one<!--Or whatever it's supposed to be-->}'' How much did everybody's dress cost?
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'''SO AND SO:''' Uh... so... ''{face changes to a goblin-like one<!--Or whatever it's supposed to be-->}'' How much did everybody's dress cost?
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{entering from the left and yelling and So-and-So, whose face has reverted to normal}'' MORE THAN YOURS!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{entering from the left and yelling and So and So, whose face has reverted to normal}'' MORE THAN YOURS!
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{entering from the right and yelling at So-and-So before Cheerleader is finished}'' LESS THAN YOURS!
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{entering from the right and yelling at So and So before Cheerleader is finished}'' LESS THAN YOURS!
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''{Cut back to the four girls with What's Her Face facing the others; Cheerleader and The Ugly One are still angry; So-and-So is kneeling on the ground between them.}''
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''{Cut back to the four girls with What's Her Face facing the others; Cheerleader and The Ugly One are still angry; So and So is kneeling on the ground between them.}''
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? Is a... food?
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? Is a... food?
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A new twist on an old classic!
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A new twist on an old classic!
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'''{Cut to a shot of a man's face, his mustache reads "AT THE PROM". Cut to a room with Cheerleader Brian, Cheerleader and So-and-So, the girls are dressed for the prom.}''
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'''{Cut to a shot of a man's face, his mustache reads "AT THE PROM". Cut to a room with Cheerleader Brian, Cheerleader and So and So, the girls are dressed for the prom.}''
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Conference room C at the Sheraton! It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Conference room C at the Sheraton! It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!
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''{Cut to a scene of the prom which pans to the right as Tenerence Love sings. As the scene pans, we see <!--Yes, I know we're not supposed to use this wording. I can't think of another way to phrase it here; feel free to improve on it.-->Fatty's Big Chance, the Band Name Boys, the Color Guard Maiden embracing Tompkins, and the Short Girl before finally the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love appears.}''
''{Cut to a scene of the prom which pans to the right as Tenerence Love sings. As the scene pans, we see <!--Yes, I know we're not supposed to use this wording. I can't think of another way to phrase it here; feel free to improve on it.-->Fatty's Big Chance, the Band Name Boys, the Color Guard Maiden embracing Tompkins, and the Short Girl before finally the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love appears.}''
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'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' ''{singing throughout the scene above}'' Light purple cummerbund, you know you're my only one, don't need no date to the prom, 'cause I got a light purple cummerbund on. ''{the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love falls over}''
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''{Cut to Cheerleader and Cheerleader Brian}''
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'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' This place has SPIRIT!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{slaps Cheerleader Brian}'' Oh, shut it off, will ya?
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''{Cut to So and So standing to the right of Science Fiction Greg, who is wearing a suit.}''
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. ''{in a separate, smaller speech bubble}'' Oh.
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'''SO AND SO:''' ''{looking angry}'' Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar ''{cut to the right, where a robot holding a pike and with the text "xxUBUNTFAN91xx" above its head is standing}'' "in his stead".
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'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here, let me help you with that corsage. ''{; the text lifts So and So slightly into the air}'' It doubles as a thumb drive. ''{this text appears, lifting So and So slightly higher}'' I make them myself! ''{this text appears and lifts So and So higher still}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BETRAYAL! ''{the robot attacks So and So with the pike and splits her in two}''
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'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' All her save data! Lost! ''{the text he speaks again appears below So and So after the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>"}''

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NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {strapless!} So and So! {puffy sleeves!} What's Her Face! {tie and t-shirt!} The Ugly One! {leftover brine?}

{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}

CHEERLEADER: Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?!

WHAT'S HER FACE: {looking befuddled} I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?

{Close-up of So and So}

SO AND SO: No no, that's the name of this year's prom. {suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting} I was on every committee ever. {no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular} It's called Priggidy Prizom: {the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them} Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

{Cut back to the four girls.}

CHEERLEADER: So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?

SO AND SO: Me.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Me.

THE UGLY ONE: Me.

{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}

CHEERLEADER: Let me rephrase. {face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout} Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?

{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}

SO AND SO: Oh.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Oh.

THE UGLY ONE: Oh.

{cut to a view of the Gregs}

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. {begins to flicker on the last three words} Anyone know where I can get some endurium? {flickers again on the last word}

{Cut to a view of Japanese Culture Greg standing at a distance from the other three Gregs with a shiny-looking girl.}

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Come on Chizuko {his head appears animeish on the last word}, we're too cool for the prom anyway.

CHIZUKO: {exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking, her speech bubble is rectangular} Welcome, American investor, to the 2005 Consumer Robotics Show!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: You'd think I'd be interested in life-size, realistic robots {cut to close-up of Science Fiction Greg}, but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. {holds up a can of energy drink labeled "Greg Fuel"}

{cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chizuko shoots ray out of her eyes at Japanese Culture Greg, whose limb begin to detach from his body}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: UNCANNY VALLEY'D!

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

{Cut back to the four girls}

CHEERLEADER: That's right, I just grot asked to the prom {shows a photograph} by Cheerleader Brian! {on the last two words, cut to closeup of a picture of Cheerleader Brian}

{Cut back to the girls; So and So and What's Her Face look skeptical.}

SO AND SO: Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?

WHAT'S HER FACE: Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?

THE UGLY ONE: And we've all been there, right gals?

{The other three look skeptically at The Ugly One. Cut to a close-up of So-and-So, still looking skeptical.}

SO AND SO: Uh... so... {face changes to a goblin-like one} How much did everybody's dress cost?

CHEERLEADER: {entering from the left and yelling and So and So, whose face has reverted to normal} MORE THAN YOURS!

THE UGLY ONE: {entering from the right and yelling at So and So before Cheerleader is finished} LESS THAN YOURS!

{Cut back to the four girls with What's Her Face facing the others; Cheerleader and The Ugly One are still angry; So and So is kneeling on the ground between them.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? Is a... food?

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: KRAKOW! {the word explodes into existence above What's Her Face's head}

{Cut to the right, where Arrow'd Guy appears out of cloud with rays beaming onto What's Her Face.}

ARROW'D GUY: You do not belong at the junior prom, What's Her Face!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I don't?

ARROW'D GUY: You will come into your own in college, and thrive!

WHAT'S HER FACE: {smiling} I will?

ARROW'D GUY: Heh. No. Sparrow'd. {Sparrows fly out of his mouth and into What's Her Face.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: A new twist on an old classic!

'{Cut to a shot of a man's face, his mustache reads "AT THE PROM". Cut to a room with Cheerleader Brian, Cheerleader and So and So, the girls are dressed for the prom.}

CHEERLEADER: Conference room C at the Sheraton! It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!

SO-AND-SO: I can't believe we got a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love to play our Junior Prom!

{Cut to a scene of the prom which pans to the right as Tenerence Love sings. As the scene pans, we see Fatty's Big Chance, the Band Name Boys, the Color Guard Maiden embracing Tompkins, and the Short Girl before finally the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love appears.}

TENERENCE LOVE: {singing throughout the scene above} Light purple cummerbund, you know you're my only one, don't need no date to the prom, 'cause I got a light purple cummerbund on. {the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love falls over}

{Cut to Cheerleader and Cheerleader Brian}

CHEERLEADER BRIAN: This place has SPIRIT!

CHEERLEADER: {slaps Cheerleader Brian} Oh, shut it off, will ya?

{Cut to So and So standing to the right of Science Fiction Greg, who is wearing a suit.}

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. {in a separate, smaller speech bubble} Oh.

SO AND SO: {looking angry} Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar {cut to the right, where a robot holding a pike and with the text "xxUBUNTFAN91xx" above its head is standing} "in his stead".

OPEN SOURCE GREG: {voiceover} Here, let me help you with that corsage. {; the text lifts So and So slightly into the air} It doubles as a thumb drive. {this text appears, lifting So and So slightly higher} I make them myself! {this text appears and lifts So and So higher still}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: BETRAYAL! {the robot attacks So and So with the pike and splits her in two}

OPEN SOURCE GREG: {voiceover} All her save data! Lost! {the text he speaks again appears below So and So after the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>"}

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