Count Longardeaux's Book
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| + | *There is two chapter sevens for saying words for a long time and records of loneliness(strong bad and strong sad.) | ||
== Known Redneck Jokes == | == Known Redneck Jokes == | ||
Revision as of 12:42, 26 May 2009
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".
Known Records
| Image | Record | Chapter | Record Holder |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Biggest Waste of Dump | 7 - Records of Loneliness | Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | 81 - Awkwardness | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad Just One! | 2 - Special Records | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault 20 ft. 1.5 in. | 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | 9 - Superlatives | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" 13.4 seconds | 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records | The Human Strong Bad |
Trivia
- There is two chapter sevens for saying words for a long time and records of loneliness(strong bad and strong sad.)
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
