Melonade

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(I'm pretty sure melonade is really pink lemonade.)
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According to the retro-themed [[Hremail 7]], Homestar once had an endorsement deal with the Ethical Advancement of Melonade that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.
According to the retro-themed [[Hremail 7]], Homestar once had an endorsement deal with the Ethical Advancement of Melonade that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.
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Regular Melonade (the first Melonade before [[Hremail 7]]) is probably just [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_lemonade#Pink_lemonade pink lemonade] in a can labeled "Melonade."
==Melonade Variants==
==Melonade Variants==

Revision as of 02:23, 3 June 2009

"Hey, Homestar, would you like 147 glasses of melonade?"
Canned delight

Melonade is a preferred drink of Homestar Runner. It first appeared in "A Jumping Jack Contest", where The Cheat offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from Strong Mad's melonade keg. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows before drinking a tall glass of melonade. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, lemonade, which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words "melon" and "lemon" are anagrams.

During melonade shortages, it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.

According to the retro-themed Hremail 7, Homestar once had an endorsement deal with the Ethical Advancement of Melonade that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.

Regular Melonade (the first Melonade before Hremail 7) is probably just pink lemonade in a can labeled "Melonade."

Melonade Variants

Athletic Berry Blast

Butt One Flavor

Casta Latte Froth

Melonade Original Flavor

"Apply directly to the esophagus!"

Quadruple Triple

Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench

Taco Annihilation

Appearances

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