User:Onamuji

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BOX This user would have more userboxes, but there's no room on his page.

MEEN? This user is 19 years old.

This user wears glasses.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

Hm. Or maybe this user's favorite character is a-da Cheeat.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work. This user also thinks The Legend of Zelda makes so cool a reference. He thinks you will enjoy it!

PT This user loooves him some portmanteaus.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite email is japanese cartoon.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

This user loves 20X6.

NP This user wears no pants.

This user is playing better video games.

This user loves the guitar, but can't play it. This user is not gonna be a poseur and act like Guitar Hero counts.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper, but thinks New Papes is turnin' out a-pretty-pretty niice!

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...

This user has more than two prablems.

Profile

Real Name: Jared Jones

Hey h*r dudes and dudettes. I'm a college student, majoring in computer programming (for now at least). I attend STLCC Meramec, so look me up if you're from 'round hur.

I first learned about H*R back in 8th grade...ish from a cousin of mine. I watched a sbemail first, probably dragon, and then watched more until she was absolutely sick of them.^^ I'm looking forward to this year's Hallo-special, because last year's was a bit disappointing. totally still lovin' Jibblies 2.

My birthday is the same as TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR...'s. Funny fact: it's actually been my birthday for longer than H*R has existed! (wink.)

I suffer Crohn's disease, a very rare disease of the intestinal tract. Please, if you can, donate to research through the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America. And really do it this time!

Hobbehs

I enjoy gaming--more than I should. I own a Wii, plenty of Gamecube games, and I've had my girlfriend's PS2 for so long that it might as well be mine. I also enjoy reading gaming comics (see below for a list) and playing RuneScape, on which my username is Dragoon5464.

Contributions

What? Oh. Um...I'm mostly a gnome. A ruthless gnome, at that. But no pages made yet. I'm not fast enough to keep up with you guys. I did consistence...ize...ise...the Trivia sections on emails sent in by wiki users, though.

Since writing the above (like a...friggin' year ago) I've gone on to transcribe the DVD commentaries for the emails action figure, sisters, the chair, underlings, unnatural, and trevor the vampire. Prior to writing transcription, I have mused on how the { and } symbols never get a chance to be used on most keyboards. Now I have given them their de-butt.

Fave Quotes

• "Hey, stupid, I bwought you this stuff." -- Homestar Runner
  
  • I use this one all the time on my girlfriend.
    
• "You're not a broom?!" -- Homestar Runner
• "It's like I'm right there, wheeling Grandma through the old town. Do you want to stop in here and get a kielbasa, Grandma?" -- Homestar Runner
• "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'..." -- Bubs
• "I cut the crust off in the morning light..." -- Homestar Runner
• "Oh no! You shanked my Jengaship!" -- Homsar
• "DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!" -- Homsar

Links

Be warned, young'uns--most of the following contain adult language, and maybe some violence, but rarely sexual content.

xkcd — An awesome comic with plenty of math jokes. Chances are, it would take everyone on this wiki put together to get all of the jokes in every one. I know I don't.
Penny Arcade — The gaming comic reader's mainstay, discussed in the commentary of web comics. Nearing their ten-year anniversary!
8-Bit Theater — Among the best-known sprite comics of the web. Final Fantasy ftw.
CtrlAltDel — More gaming commentary, much like Penny Arcade. Naughty mouth is common here, be warned.
Dueling Analogs — See the above.