Crystal Fortress
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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Mmm. French fries.<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY''': Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Nope, nope. I don't think so either.<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY''': Nope.<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY''': Oh?<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': I'm gonna sing it.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Uhh Huh<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{spoken}'' I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': ''{singing throughout}'' Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': What?<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Unicorns? Wh-who are you?<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': All right, you whiny weasels.<br> | ||
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| + | '''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY:''' ''{singing back up vocals throughout}'' Strong Bad<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Shut up.<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Bad<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br> | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{screamed}'' Throw me a squeedley guitar!<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Let me tell ya,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY''': ''{simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming}'' You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Ohh!<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Ahh!<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': I'll melt your face!<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Our golden shining spirits,<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Eww! <br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': will all join hands and sing.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': No.<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': I'm not coming down from no place.<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br> | ||
| + | '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad.<br> | ||
| + | '''DAVEY:''' Strong Bad.<br> | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up... you stupid hippie.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{spoken}'' I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.<br> | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[[HR:crystal.html|watch "Crystal Fortress"]] | *[[HR:crystal.html|watch "Crystal Fortress"]] | ||
*[[HR:crystal.swf|view the Flash file for "Crystal Fortress"]] | *[[HR:crystal.swf|view the Flash file for "Crystal Fortress"]] | ||
| + | *[http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3 Download podcast MP3] | ||
| + | *[http://tmbw.net/wiki/Crystal_Fortress See the This Might Be a Wiki article for "Crystal Fortress"] | ||
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Revision as of 10:27, 28 September 2009
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Cast (in order of appearance): They Might Be Giants, Strong Bad
Date: Monday, September 28, 2009
Running Time: 2:09
Page Title: Davey Gets His Due!
Lyrics
DAVEY: Mmm. French fries.
OTHER GUY: Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.
DAVEY: Nope, nope. I don't think so either.
OTHER GUY: Nope.
DAVEY: I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.
OTHER GUY: Oh?
DAVEY: I'm gonna sing it.
DAVEY: Uhh Huh
STRONG BAD: {spoken} I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!
DAVEY: {singing throughout} Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,
STRONG BAD: What?
DAVEY: A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,
STRONG BAD: Unicorns? Wh-who are you?
DAVEY: Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.
STRONG BAD: All right, you whiny weasels.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: {singing back up vocals throughout} Strong Bad
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress,
STRONG BAD: {singing} Shut up.
OTHER GUY: {simultaneously} Strong Bad
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress.
STRONG BAD: {screamed} Throw me a squeedley guitar!
STRONG BAD: Let me tell ya,
STRONG BAD: You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,
STRONG BAD: That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
OTHER GUY: {simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming} You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
STRONG BAD: You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!
STRONG BAD: Ohh!
STRONG BAD: Ahh!
DAVEY: Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,
STRONG BAD: Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.
DAVEY: The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock,
STRONG BAD: I'll melt your face!
DAVEY: Our golden shining spirits,
STRONG BAD: Eww!
DAVEY: will all join hands and sing.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: No.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: I'm not coming down from no place.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress.
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad.
DAVEY: Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: Shut up... you stupid hippie.
STRONG BAD: {spoken} I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.
