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==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
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'''DAVEY''': Mmm. French fries.<br>
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'''OTHER GUY''': Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Nope, nope. I don't think so either.<br>
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'''OTHER GUY''': Nope.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.<br>
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'''OTHER GUY''': Oh?<br>
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'''DAVEY''': I'm gonna sing it.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Uhh Huh<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': ''{spoken}'' I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!<br>
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'''DAVEY''': ''{singing throughout}'' Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': What?<br>
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'''DAVEY''': A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Unicorns? Wh-who are you?<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': All right, you whiny weasels.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br>
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'''OTHER GUY:''' ''{singing back up vocals throughout}'' Strong Bad<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Shut up.<br>
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'''OTHER GUY:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Bad<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': ''{screamed}'' Throw me a squeedley guitar!<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Let me tell ya,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,<br>
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'''OTHER GUY''': ''{simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming}'' You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Ohh!<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Ahh!<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': I'll melt your face!<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Our golden shining spirits,<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Eww! <br>
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'''DAVEY''': will all join hands and sing.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br>
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'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': No.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br>
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'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': I'm not coming down from no place.<br>
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'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br>
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'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad.<br>
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'''DAVEY:''' Strong Bad.<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': Shut up... you stupid hippie.<br>
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'''STRONG BAD''': ''{spoken}'' I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.<br>
==External Links==
==External Links==
*[[HR:crystal.html|watch "Crystal Fortress"]]
*[[HR:crystal.html|watch "Crystal Fortress"]]
*[[HR:crystal.swf|view the Flash file for "Crystal Fortress"]]
*[[HR:crystal.swf|view the Flash file for "Crystal Fortress"]]
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*[http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3 Download podcast MP3]
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*[http://tmbw.net/wiki/Crystal_Fortress See the This Might Be a Wiki article for "Crystal Fortress"]
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Revision as of 10:27, 28 September 2009

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Cast (in order of appearance): They Might Be Giants, Strong Bad

Date: Monday, September 28, 2009

Running Time: 2:09

Page Title: Davey Gets His Due!

Lyrics

DAVEY: Mmm. French fries.
OTHER GUY: Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.
DAVEY: Nope, nope. I don't think so either.
OTHER GUY: Nope.
DAVEY: I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.
OTHER GUY: Oh?
DAVEY: I'm gonna sing it.

DAVEY: Uhh Huh
STRONG BAD: {spoken} I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!
DAVEY: {singing throughout} Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,
STRONG BAD: What?
DAVEY: A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,
STRONG BAD: Unicorns? Wh-who are you?
DAVEY: Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.
STRONG BAD: All right, you whiny weasels.

DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: {singing back up vocals throughout} Strong Bad
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress,
STRONG BAD: {singing} Shut up.
OTHER GUY: {simultaneously} Strong Bad
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress.

STRONG BAD: {screamed} Throw me a squeedley guitar!
STRONG BAD: Let me tell ya,
STRONG BAD: You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,
STRONG BAD: That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
OTHER GUY: {simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming} You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
STRONG BAD: You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!
STRONG BAD: Ohh!
STRONG BAD: Ahh!

DAVEY: Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,
STRONG BAD: Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.
DAVEY: The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock,
STRONG BAD: I'll melt your face!
DAVEY: Our golden shining spirits,
STRONG BAD: Eww!
DAVEY: will all join hands and sing.

DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: No.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: I'm not coming down from no place.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress.
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad.
DAVEY: Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: Shut up... you stupid hippie.

STRONG BAD: {spoken} I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.

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