User:Cow Leg

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Sup fools. I'm Cow Leg. I'm 11 years old and I love Homsar! I'm not good at HTML,so you won't find alot about me here. But I do have a few things in stock. My favorite TV Show is Hell's Kitchen,My favorite videogame is Proffesor Layton and the Diabolical Box(I suck at it though,but I still love it) and my favorite foodstuffs are Shirley Temple and Salmon,covered in lemon juice and soy sauce...with mashed potatoes (Yeah,im seriously eleven)

--Cow Leg 04:50, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

How I found H*R:

I discovered SBCG4AP before I found out about the website! At the time I was very big at watching a certain video gamer's playthroughs,one of his play throughs was of SBCG4AP. After watching a bit of it I fell in love with the game and BEGGED my parents to get it for me. After they bought it I played through it still wondering a lot of things,I eventually went onto Telltale.com and found a link to Homestarrunner.com after watching a few things of it I started to understand everything.

How I came to hate sbemails and Strong Bad:

I went onto the site shortly after sbemail 200,I used to ADORE sbemails and I asked my parents for a DVD of the Sbemails once (which I never got). When I started to dig around for other toons by pressing the random button I constantly ran into strong bad emails,this only annoyed me a bit. Now then when Sbemails were in progress the last big toon at the time was DNA Evidence (made in 07) And there was not another big toon. Now then I was very shocked when I saw a new big toon,mostly because it had been so long. After seeing a lot more big toons I thought "They never had this much while they were making sbemails.." After a while I saw how many people adored Strong Bad and that the sbemails had been going on for 8 years. And it truly happened when I found a topic on the forum stating "The only character with any true emotion are Strong Bad and Strong Sad" and the person asked name any toons that we liked without Strong bad/Sad in it,Right away I could name a ton of toons at the top of my head. Then I realized "Strong bad is just taking the spot light and not letting other characters show their true potential!" From then on the hate began.

Why I love Homsar:

Homsar was my favorite even back when I didn't know about the website,only SBCG4AP. When I heard Homsar on the phone with SB "DaAaAAaaa I'm a crudely drawn cupcake! DOOon't forget your tapecicle!" I fell in love. I didn't even know what Homsar looked like,or what his name was. I couldn't stop yelling that quote and when I saw him in SBTF I was amazed at how amazing he was,his voice,how smart he was. And everything,alot of people seem to hate Homsar for no reason,but I will continue to support that Bowler-Hat Wearing Son of a Chipwhich and Coffee Cup because He's Homsar!

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user is active on Strong Badia the Free. The next generation in H*R forums.

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.

This user uses Windows.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer.

SH This user wears shorts.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2008.

XX This user discovered the H*R website when she was 10 years old.

KID This user is under 13 years old.

This user is an American.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's second favorite character is Frank Bennedetto.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user plays SBCG4AP on a PC.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user's favorite toon is Bug In Mouth Disease.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose party.

This user's LEAST favorite character is Strong Bad.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user's jenga ship has been shanked by The User:Strong Vader.

This user wants you to get your own!

My Bottom 10!

My Top Ten Main Characters

• 1: Homsar, he's hilarious,random and underappreciated. "Let's sing a song of Penzoil!"
• 2: Homestar, Seriously.
• 3: Strong Sad, I really can relate to him, like how he doesn't care for the media. "Frikin' Sellout."
• 4: Bubs, he's just funny! "Sure thing bush!" "ooaaaaAAHH!!" "Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"
• 5: Strong Mad, he's very random, more than some people would agree to. "MY PANTIES!"
• 6: King Of Town,like Bubs, he's just a funny guy. "What am I getting my megaphysical?"
• 7: Pom-Pom, "Do you know karatay?"
• 8: Poopsmith, this guy is extremely underrated, while he is number 8, I still like him. He has had his funny moments (specially in the No Talker jokes)
• 9: Marzipan, She can be very funny, despite her eco-jokes. I love the never ending broom debate.
• 10: Strong Bad, No, just NO!!

Ten Random Facts 'Bout Me! (AKA Crappy facts about me that you prolly don't care about and im adding it just so my userpage is longer)

• I cannot say the words "Pretty brutal" (or brutal alone) without stammering at least three times, like so: "Pretty- p-pre pretty brutal."
• I am obsessed with tigers (mainly white tigers). I collect tiger figurines, plushies, and other random tiger crap, my horoscope is the tiger too
• I have a slight lisp due to retainers (even when they are taken out.)
• I dream of being a lawyer in the copyright/crime field, which side would vary, copyright would be defense and crime would be prosecution.
• I know all
• For the pure entertaiment of myself and watchers I animate on Veoh.Com (eat THAT Viacom and Linkin Park!)
• I hate Viacom with a BURNING passion.
• I hate Club Penguin so...!
• I despise Twilight's fangirls, and I hate the book, but I sneer at the author for creating that mindwashing creature!
• I'm an abomination!! And i'm comming to yer house after school...!