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==Let's Get Started==
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===The Basics===
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Hello. My name is Brian (last name here). I was born on September 19, 1991, in San Diego, California. I'm a pretty cool guy, and I have a lot of friends, most of them girls. Yes, people do get the idea that I am gay, just from having so many friends that are girls. It bothers me a lot, but hey, I live through it, and I know that I am not gay, because, well, I have a girlfriend. Whenever I am not on the Wiki, or the Forum, I am talking to her, or doing something with her, and that's gauranteed. I love her with all my heart. <br>
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Um. I'm going into the ninth grade, and I'll be taking the following classes: German, Honors English, Honors Algebra 3-4, Science/Health, and Concert Choir. Woo. I'm gonna have a lot of homework.<br>
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Other than that, I like to be a computer bum. I'm constantly trying to figure out new things on the internet, like, just the other day, I learned binary code. I was proud of myself. I also love music, and I listen to my iPod nonstop. I play baseball, or at least, I used to, until this year. I broke the growth plate in my shoudler five years ago, and it never fully healed. This year, during the season it re-broke completely, and I am going to miss playing on the Freshman baseball team so that I can have physical therapy. Hopefully, I'll be able to play as a sophomore, but I think it comes down to whether or not they want me on the team.
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I think you know a lot about me now.
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===The Name===
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TheiPodGuru is my name because I really am a Guru. I can help you with basically ANY problem, and not only that, I will be happy to. I love to help out people with their problems, it makes me feel good about myself, because I know I am making another person very happy. My other name, iKipapa, which I use on the forum, has a story also. When I was in about third grade, I made up this word. In those times, it was just ikipapa, and I used it all the time to show distress (i.e. IKIPAPA! THERE'S A SNAKE OVER THERE!). The K became capital when I asked for someone to make a banner for me, and Cmarbagoi [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Ikipapacow.png made one.] I loved how he spelled my name with the capital K, supposedly to be like iPod. I liked it, so I changed it, and never went back. <br>Nowadays, the word isn't used in my speech, and it has become solely a name for me. If you see an iKipapa anywhere else on this massive internet, it's most likely me.
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== Favorites ==
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Okay, we'll start with video games.
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My top five favorite video games are:
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Tennis_%28Nintendo_64%29 Mario Tennis]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_%28video_game_series%29 Halo series]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvest_Moon_series Harvest Moon series]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Gotham_Racing_3 Project Gotham Racing series]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_sims The Sims series]
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Now, we'll move into cars.
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My top five brands of cars are:
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari Ferrari]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koenigsegg Koenigsegg]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panoz Panoz]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini Lamboghini]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche Porsche]
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Now, my top five Ferraris.
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And they are:
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_F40 Ferrari F40]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzo_Ferrari_%28car%29 Enzo Ferrari]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_F430 Ferrari F430]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_360_Spider Ferrari 360 Spider]
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#[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_F50 Ferrari F50]
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==Continuing On==
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If you hadn't noticed by now, yes, I am obsessive when it comes to cars. We'll be driving down the road, and I'll make sure everyone knows if I have seen a cool car. I'll yell it out. Like, just the other day, we were on our way to the Padres' game, and I saw a Challenge Stradale driving next to us. Immediately, I shouted out, "Oh my GOD!! FERRARI!! RIGHT NEXT TO US!!" My family, they don't like it when I do that, but I don't really mind. I want to make sure everyone knows I have seen one. Of course, I make an even bigger ordeal about it if the Ferrari isn't red. I mean, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A RED FERRARI?! That's just WRONG. And I mean that.
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Sorry you had to listen to my ranting. I'm working on that.
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==Family Life==
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I mentioned my family above. Honestly, I don't really like to be with them. They are always all over me, and the bug me, and I tell them that they are bugging me, but they just don't seem to mind. A day in my shoes consists of me sitting in my bed, on my laptop, until I absolutely HAVE TO get up and go downstairs. I would even say that I hate my family, because, I really believe that I do. They are all just completely different from me, and I seriously feel like the milkman's child. The only person I can really connect to in my family is my brother, and he is never around, because he is old enough to have his own place. Lucky duck. Yeah. I wonder why I am so good at doing stuff on the computer. The computer is like my home. The home that I enjoy coming to. I don't like coming home from school and coming into this home. In fact, I hate it. It just sucks. I really, really don't like my family.
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==Finally==
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Yes, I really am TheiPodGuru. I can help you basically any iPod related problem you may have, and if there is something I ''can't'' help you with, I can direct you to someone who ''can.'' If you ever have a problem, or just want to contact me, you can reach me at my [http://www.myspace.com/theipodguru MySpace], or you can EMail me at any one of these EMail Addresses. Yes, they are all mine:
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*TheiPodGuru@gmail.com
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*BDStoops@gmail.com
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*johndoehobo23@gmail.com
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*TheiPodGuru.brian@gmail.com
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*brian.TheiPodGuru@gmail.com
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Just title it with something like "iPod Help!" and I'll definitely read it.
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Also, you can always contact me on the forum with a PM. I am iKipapa.
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