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[edit] Let's Get Started
[edit] The Basics
Hello. My name is Brian (last name here). I was born on September 19, 1991, in San Diego, California. I'm a pretty cool guy, and I have a lot of friends, most of them girls. Yes, people do get the idea that I am gay, just from having so many friends that are girls. It bothers me a lot, but hey, I live through it, and I know that I am not gay, because, well, I have a girlfriend. Whenever I am not on the Wiki, or the Forum, I am talking to her, or doing something with her, and that's gauranteed. I love her with all my heart.
Um. I'm going into the ninth grade, and I'll be taking the following classes: German, Honors English, Honors Algebra 3-4, Science/Health, and Concert Choir. Woo. I'm gonna have a lot of homework.
Other than that, I like to be a computer bum. I'm constantly trying to figure out new things on the internet, like, just the other day, I learned binary code. I was proud of myself. I also love music, and I listen to my iPod nonstop. I play baseball, or at least, I used to, until this year. I broke the growth plate in my shoudler five years ago, and it never fully healed. This year, during the season it re-broke completely, and I am going to miss playing on the Freshman baseball team so that I can have physical therapy. Hopefully, I'll be able to play as a sophomore, but I think it comes down to whether or not they want me on the team.
I think you know a lot about me now.
[edit] The Name
TheiPodGuru is my name because I really am a Guru. I can help you with basically ANY problem, and not only that, I will be happy to. I love to help out people with their problems, it makes me feel good about myself, because I know I am making another person very happy. My other name, iKipapa, which I use on the forum, has a story also. When I was in about third grade, I made up this word. In those times, it was just ikipapa, and I used it all the time to show distress (i.e. IKIPAPA! THERE'S A SNAKE OVER THERE!). The K became capital when I asked for someone to make a banner for me, and Cmarbagoi made one. I loved how he spelled my name with the capital K, supposedly to be like iPod. I liked it, so I changed it, and never went back.
Nowadays, the word isn't used in my speech, and it has become solely a name for me. If you see an iKipapa anywhere else on this massive internet, it's most likely me.
[edit] Favorites
Okay, we'll start with video games.
My top five favorite video games are:
- Mario Tennis
- Halo series
- Harvest Moon series
- Project Gotham Racing series
- The Sims series
Now, we'll move into cars.
My top five brands of cars are:
- Ferrari
- Koenigsegg
- Panoz
- Lamboghini
- Porsche
Now, my top five Ferraris.
And they are:
- Ferrari F40
- Enzo Ferrari
- Ferrari F430
- Ferrari 360 Spider
- Ferrari F50
[edit] Continuing On
If you hadn't noticed by now, yes, I am obsessive when it comes to cars. We'll be driving down the road, and I'll make sure everyone knows if I have seen a cool car. I'll yell it out. Like, just the other day, we were on our way to the Padres' game, and I saw a Challenge Stradale driving next to us. Immediately, I shouted out, "Oh my GOD!! FERRARI!! RIGHT NEXT TO US!!" My family, they don't like it when I do that, but I don't really mind. I want to make sure everyone knows I have seen one. Of course, I make an even bigger ordeal about it if the Ferrari isn't red. I mean, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A RED FERRARI?! That's just WRONG. And I mean that.
Sorry you had to listen to my ranting. I'm working on that.
[edit] Family Life
I mentioned my family above. Honestly, I don't really like to be with them. They are always all over me, and the bug me, and I tell them that they are bugging me, but they just don't seem to mind. A day in my shoes consists of me sitting in my bed, on my laptop, until I absolutely HAVE TO get up and go downstairs. I would even say that I hate my family, because, I really believe that I do. They are all just completely different from me, and I seriously feel like the milkman's child. The only person I can really connect to in my family is my brother, and he is never around, because he is old enough to have his own place. Lucky duck. Yeah. I wonder why I am so good at doing stuff on the computer. The computer is like my home. The home that I enjoy coming to. I don't like coming home from school and coming into this home. In fact, I hate it. It just sucks. I really, really don't like my family.
[edit] Finally
Yes, I really am TheiPodGuru. I can help you basically any iPod related problem you may have, and if there is something I can't help you with, I can direct you to someone who can. If you ever have a problem, or just want to contact me, you can reach me at my MySpace, or you can EMail me at any one of these EMail Addresses. Yes, they are all mine:
- TheiPodGuru@gmail.com
- BDStoops@gmail.com
- johndoehobo23@gmail.com
- TheiPodGuru.brian@gmail.com
- brian.TheiPodGuru@gmail.com
Just title it with something like "iPod Help!" and I'll definitely read it.
Also, you can always contact me on the forum with a PM. I am iKipapa.
