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 The Basics
Hello. My name is Brian (last name here). I was born on September 19, 1991, in San Diego, California. I'm a pretty cool guy, and I have a lot of friends, most of them girls. Yes, people do get the idea that I am gay, just from having so many friends that are girls. It bothers me a lot, but hey, I live through it, and I know that I am not gay, because, well, I have a girlfriend. Whenever I am not on the Wiki, or the Forum, I am talking to her, or doing something with her, and that's gauranteed. I love her with all my heart.
Um. I'm going into the ninth grade, and I'll be taking the following classes: German, Honors English, Honors Algebra 3-4, Science/Health, and Concert Choir. Woo. I'm gonna have a lot of homework.
Other than that, I like to be a computer bum. I'm constantly trying to figure out new things on the internet, like, just the other day, I learned binary code. I was proud of myself. I also love music, and I listen to my iPod nonstop. I play baseball, or at least, I used to, until this year. I broke the growth plate in my shoudler five years ago, and it never fully healed. This year, during the season it re-broke completely, and I am going to miss playing on the Freshman baseball team so that I can have physical therapy. Hopefully, I'll be able to play as a sophomore, but I think it comes down to whether or not they want me on the team. I think you know a lot about me now.
 The Name
TheiPodGuru is my name because I really am a Guru. I can help you with basically ANY problem, and not only that, I will be happy to. I love to help out people with their problems, it makes me feel good about myself, because I know I am making another person very happy. My other name, iKipapa, which I use on the forum, has a story also. When I was in about third grade, I made up this word. In those times, it was just ikipapa, and I used it all the time to show distress (i.e. IKIPAPA! THERE'S A SNAKE OVER THERE!). The K became capital when I asked for someone to make a banner for me, and Cmarbagoi made one. I loved how he spelled my name with the capital K, supposedly to be like iPod. I liked it, so I changed it, and never went back.
Nowadays, the word isn't used in my speech, and it has become solely a name for me. If you see an iKipapa anywhere else on this massive internet, it's most likely me.
Okay, we'll start with video games. My top five favorite video games are:
Now, we'll move into cars. My top five brands of cars are:
Now, my top five Ferraris. And they are:
 Continuing On
If you hadn't noticed by now, yes, I am obsessive when it comes to cars. We'll be driving down the road, and I'll make sure everyone knows if I have seen a cool car. I'll yell it out. Like, just the other day, we were on our way to the Padres' game, and I saw a Challenge Stradale driving next to us. Immediately, I shouted out, "Oh my GOD!! FERRARI!! RIGHT NEXT TO US!!" My family, they don't like it when I do that, but I don't really mind. I want to make sure everyone knows I have seen one. Of course, I make an even bigger ordeal about it if the Ferrari isn't red. I mean, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A RED FERRARI?! That's just WRONG. And I mean that. Sorry you had to listen to my ranting. I'm working on that.
 Family Life
I mentioned my family above. Honestly, I don't really like to be with them. They are always all over me, and the bug me, and I tell them that they are bugging me, but they just don't seem to mind. A day in my shoes consists of me sitting in my bed, on my laptop, until I absolutely HAVE TO get up and go downstairs. I would even say that I hate my family, because, I really believe that I do. They are all just completely different from me, and I seriously feel like the milkman's child. The only person I can really connect to in my family is my brother, and he is never around, because he is old enough to have his own place. Lucky duck. Yeah. I wonder why I am so good at doing stuff on the computer. The computer is like my home. The home that I enjoy coming to. I don't like coming home from school and coming into this home. In fact, I hate it. It just sucks. I really, really don't like my family.
Yes, I really am TheiPodGuru. I can help you basically any iPod related problem you may have, and if there is something I can't help you with, I can direct you to someone who can. If you ever have a problem, or just want to contact me, you can reach me at my MySpace, or you can EMail me at any one of these EMail Addresses. Yes, they are all mine:
Just title it with something like "iPod Help!" and I'll definitely read it. Also, you can always contact me on the forum with a PM. I am iKipapa.