The King of Town's Food
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| [[Image:armystyle.jpg|150px|Army-Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]] || '''Army-Style Mayo''' | | [[Image:armystyle.jpg|150px|Army-Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]] || '''Army-Style Mayo''' | ||
| - | Everyone's favorite military-worthy condiment, Army-Style Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in | + | Everyone's favorite military-worthy condiment, Army-Style Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise. [[Strong Bad]] left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke. |
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| [[Image:potatoes.jpg|150px|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] || [[the bet]] || '''Awwww Gratin Potatoes''' | | [[Image:potatoes.jpg|150px|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] || [[the bet]] || '''Awwww Gratin Potatoes''' | ||
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| [[Image:goodgravy.jpg|150px|The KOT's Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]] ||'''The KOT's Good Gravy''' | | [[Image:goodgravy.jpg|150px|The KOT's Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]] ||'''The KOT's Good Gravy''' | ||
| - | This foodstuff is found in an Easter Egg. Click on the words "Good gravy" to see | + | This foodstuff is found in an Easter Egg. Click on the words "Good gravy" to see The King Of Town's new food product. |
The label reads: | The label reads: | ||
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Butter-da is likely just for automotive use, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tells me not to, but I still drinks it!" | Butter-da is likely just for automotive use, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tells me not to, but I still drinks it!" | ||
| - | "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold." | + | Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold." |
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|[[Image:icecream.jpg|150px|Ice Stlye Cream]] || [[the bet]] || '''Ice Style Cream''' | |[[Image:icecream.jpg|150px|Ice Stlye Cream]] || [[the bet]] || '''Ice Style Cream''' | ||
| - | Ice Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by | + | Ice Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King Of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor". |
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|[[Image:pork snagglins.gif|150px|Pork pork pork!]] || [[the bet]] || '''Pork Snagglins''' | |[[Image:pork snagglins.gif|150px|Pork pork pork!]] || [[the bet]] || '''Pork Snagglins''' | ||
| - | Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in | + | Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. |
Pork Snagglins are probably a brand of [[Wikipedia:Pork rind|Pork Rinds]]. There is another product called Pork Ramblins, that has similar packaging and is probably made by the same company, next to the Pork Snagglins in the pantry. | Pork Snagglins are probably a brand of [[Wikipedia:Pork rind|Pork Rinds]]. There is another product called Pork Ramblins, that has similar packaging and is probably made by the same company, next to the Pork Snagglins in the pantry. | ||
Revision as of 00:06, 16 May 2005
King of Town Select Food is the collection of products that are chosen by The King of Town for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by Homestar Runner standards.
| Image | Appearances | Description |
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| File:armystyle.jpg | the bet | Army-Style Mayo
Everyone's favorite military-worthy condiment, Army-Style Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke. |
| File:potatoes.jpg | the bet | Awwww Gratin Potatoes
A bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King Of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin." |
| File:goodgravy.jpg | for kids | The KOT's Good Gravy
This foodstuff is found in an Easter Egg. Click on the words "Good gravy" to see The King Of Town's new food product. The label reads: the KOT's Good Gravy "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" 104 oz. |
 | the bet | Butter-da
Butter-da is likely just for automotive use, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tells me not to, but I still drinks it!" Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold." |
| File:icecream.jpg | the bet | Ice Style Cream
Ice Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King Of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor". |
| File:pork snagglins.gif | the bet | Pork Snagglins
Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. Pork Snagglins are probably a brand of Pork Rinds. There is another product called Pork Ramblins, that has similar packaging and is probably made by the same company, next to the Pork Snagglins in the pantry. |
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