Cold One

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Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country, USA that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, Kerrek refuses a Cold One because he is a teetotaller in the email "for kids". Also since the Strong Bad screen saver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.

It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

• o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
• n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
• c is the temperature of the One.

o=(n^ITUDE∝c^ITUDE)

Types Of Ones

• Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
• Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
• Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
• Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
• Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in foreign lands
• Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
• Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone

Not So Cold One

Warm One

Room Temp-a-Ture One