Donut Unto Others
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Homestar Runner opens his own Donut stand, much to the chagrin of Bubs
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Bubs, The King of Town, Strong Bad
Places: Marzipan's House, Bubs' Concession Stand
Date: Monday, April 6, 2009
Running Time: 3:56
Page Title: Hey There, Doughnut Rush!
Transcript
{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan Enters}
MARZIPAN: Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade donuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the donut factory!
MARZIPAN: No, since when?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why, just last night! {Homestar appears in his dream wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it and only one leg}I dreamt that I was a french long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!
MARZIPAN: And that made you want to start a donut shop?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir! Like I said, It's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?
MARZIPAN: "{Marzipan picks up a small note sitting on the table.}" There's just this square of TP that says "dog-nut" on it."
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe.
MARZIPAN: "{Sighs.}" I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.
