Teen Girl Squad Issue 15

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NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {strapless!} So and So! {tie and t-shirt!} What's Her Face! {leftover brine?} The Ugly One! {like, mostly to secede?}

{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}

CHEERLEADER: Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?!

WHAT'S HER FACE: {looking befuddled} I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?

{Close-up of So-and-So}

SO-AND-SO: No no, that's the name of this year's prom. {suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting} I was on every committee ever. {no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular} It's called Priggidy Prizom: {the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them} Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

{Cut back to the four girls.}

CHEERLEADER: So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?

SO-AND-SO: Me.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Me.

THE UGLY ONE: Me.

{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}

CHEERLEADER: Let me rephrase. {face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout} Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?

{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}

SO-AND-SO: Oh.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Oh.

THE UGLY ONE: Oh.

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