User:CaptainOfTheGravyTrain

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RIGHT This user is right handed

This user owns a Red The Cheat T-shirt.

This user uses Windows.

This user owns the Strong Bad Patch.

This user is an American.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's other favorite character is Bubs.

This user's other other favorite character is The Cheat.

This user's other other other favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user's favorite non-character is Onion Bubs!

If this user had thumbs, he'd/she'd be sticking them up his/her armpits right now.

This user enjoys watching The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular!

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user is male.

This user plays SBCG4AP.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite email is for kids.

The E-Mail Of Doom:

Dear Extremely Weak Guy Named Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?
What do you look like without your mask?
What do your parents look like?
Can you draw Trogdor again?
The Matrix! Spider-Man! Lord of the Rings!
Crapfully Crap,
Trogdor (and sibbie)

Oh man, that was terrible.

The name's Captain of the Gravy Train. The namer's Homsar. On the forums, I'm CapnOfTheGravyTrain. Anywhere besides here, I'm Camerabob. Get ready for a massive flow of pickle juice. I mean, chocolate. I mean, double chocolate. I mean, double chocolate, like in bold letters for emphasis.