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The E-Mail Of Doom:
Dear Extremely Weak Guy Named Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
What do you look like without your mask?
What do your parents look like?
Can you draw Trogdor again?
The Matrix! Spider-Man! Lord of the Rings!
Crapfully Crap,
Trogdor (and sibbie)
Oh man, that was terrible.
The name's Captain of the Gravy Train. The namer's Homsar. On the forums, I'm CapnOfTheGravyTrain. Anywhere besides here, I'm Camerabob. Get ready for a massive flow of pickle juice. I mean, chocolate. I mean, double chocolate. I mean, double chocolate, like, in bold letters, for emphasis.
For those uninformed, or as I like to call them, uninformed people, this is my page, and you have no reason for being here. Did you come here on accident? I hate when that happens.
If you have any questions about the usage of my page, then e-mail me your e-mail address, so I can send you a free plunger- for FREE!
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[edit] Why is how you got your name?
Oh, thank you, for that complete mangling of grammar. Anyway, dorkelton, my name comes from Homsar's Character Video. (click | here to see why I chose this username.) But my name isn't just quoted. My name is actually also my job title- I really am THE Captain of the Gravy Train. Homsar just got tired of the position and is now just the dinner server.
[edit] Gravy Train? What the smell?
Yes, gravy train. And no, I don't smell anything. (Except with my nose!!! Ha. Anatomy humor.) The train isn't made of gravy. It's made of composition notebooks (no really. click | here to see for yourself!). It does transport gravy, though.
[edit] GravyTrain's Mission
NO NO NO! GRAVY TRAIN IS TWO SEPERATE WORDS! DON'T YOU WIKIPEOPLE UNDERSTANDsorry. Uh. I switched into Grammar Nazi for a second. Anyway, Gravy Train's mission is simple: to transport delicious gravy to those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. | Click here for a detailed video describing 'zactly wha' we dooz' 'round 'ere.
[edit] Current Members
Captain: ME!
Assistant Captain: There is no assistant captain!
Assistant Assistant Captain: Senor Cardgage
Chief of Head of Staff: Lord Quackingstick
Speaker of the House: Tony Stony
Train Driver: Gavin
GPS: Wilbur
Dinner Server: Homsar
Negotiator: a Dongrel
Main Man: Jhonka
Main Woman: Jhonka
Soup Brewer: Sherlock
Secret Agent Crew:
Crack Stuntwoman
Crack Stuntdouble
Crack Stuntperson
Crack Stuntbike
Crack Stunttraining
Crack Stuntspooktacular
Maker of Bridges: Tony Stony
Somebody's Friend: Parrot
Stare Compiler: Tentacle Skull
Great Guy: Tony Stony
Letter Writer: Baron Darin Diamonocle
Feather Duster: None.
Worker Slave: Sticklyman
Spin Topper: Don Knotts
Other Guy: MustardDog
You can join, like, if you really want to. Please visit our Special Hirer, Tony Stony, for info.
[edit] Oh, 1 more thing.....
Click here for Tenerence Love's "A Sweaty, Overweight Jam".