L.U.R.N.

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"Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That way, they're all special!"

A sample L.U.R.N. report card

Life-Blossums Undergoing Re-programming Naturally, or L.U.R.N., is a cult headed by Marzipan that takes place in The Classroom. The subordinate members of L.U.R.N. include Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, and Homsar and are referred to as "life blossums".

Life blossums engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other foci of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects. Life blossums' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and birds.