Count Longardeaux's Book

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"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book." There was also a wesite made of it by a fan at homestarrecordbook.piczo.com.

Known Records

Image Record Chapter Record Holder
Biggest Waste of Dump 7 - Records of Loneliness Strong Sad
Least Healthiest (Man?) 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records The King of Town
The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! 81 - Awkwardness Homsar
Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad 2 - Special Records Strong Mad
Pole Vault 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field Marzipan
Cutest Couple 9 - Superlatives Bubs
Longest "Bull Honkey" 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records Strong Bad

Known Redneck Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
  • A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
  • Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
  • A: Probably sushi!
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