Homestar vs. Little Girl
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Puppet Homestar asks a little girl about "Decemberween".
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Little Girl
Transcript
{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What do you want for Decemberween?
LITTLE GIRL: I want {pauses, contemplating her answer} a special! {throws her arms into the air to emphasize}
{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {befuddled} A space show?
{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.}
LITTLE GIRL: Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {waving back and forth} Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, did you want to fix my hat?
LITTLE GIRL: Okay.
{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!
LITTLE GIRL: That's okay.
{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What would you like for Decemberween?
{Slight cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: DVD.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: DVD?
LITTLE GIRL: Do--do you like all these DVDs? {she makes an 'all encompassing' gesture with her hands}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I love every DVD that was ever made.
LITTLE GIRL: What kind of DVD do you like?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I like space show DVDs best espesly star wars
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: Going to get lots and lots of presents!
{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl again}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have?
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: {singing, sort of} Some jelly, and peanut butter.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter and now i'll do a dance {starts danceing like the 1936 homestarruner} {Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} That sounds like funny.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: It sounds like funny, and it is {give the little girl a kiss} audience: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Fun Facts
- This cartoon is an Easter Egg on the Decemberween In July Menu. To get to it, click on the green light at the top of the screen, directly above the "w" in "Decemberween".
- It seems that this is the only cartoon with a sequel. (Homestar vs. Little Girl 2)
- "Jelly, and peanut butter" might come from a song that small children sing that goes,"Peanut butter, and jelly."
- Homestar mentions "space shows" which is the name of one of tapes from the easter egg in 12:00.
External Links
| Decemberween in July |
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| Decemberween Teen Girl Squad | That Time of Year | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes | Homestar and the Nice Present | Homestar vs. Little Girl | Seasonal Sweaters |
