Count Longardeaux's Book

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Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket.

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up by Strong Bad. It is seen in "record book."

Known Records

• Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dump
• King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?)
• Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!
• Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... by Strong Mad
• Marzipan: Pole Vault
• Bubs: Cutest Couple
• Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey"