Count Longardeaux's Book

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Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket.

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up by Strong Bad. It is seen in "record book."

Known Records

• Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dump
• The King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?)
• Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!
• Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad
• Marzipan: Pole Vault
• Bubs: Cutest Couple
• Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey"

Known Redneck Jokes

• Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
• A: Man, they do not wear shorts!

• Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
• A: Probably sushi!