The Cloitsterizer
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Cloits and Dloits!!?!
The Cloitsterizer is a piece of wooden cheese on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the Ab-Abber 2000 for free. It can apparently maximize one's Cloits and Dloits (Locations unknown) with the ease of a thousandaire (or at least a hundredaire). Strong Bad sold it at his garage sale with the tag "Great for Graw Mad!"
It's based off of a real item; The Brothers Chaps saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as said in the suntan DVD commentary.
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