User:Jibney
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hey people i was Timmy! once but i forgot my password....so....
i'm jibney! yay!
now people! sign up to be in my halloween party on my talk page! say what you want to wear there too!-Jibney
Jibney's halloween party
jibney:hello party peoples, please give it up for halloween, on it's day!
party peoples:yay!
joeyday:tom, what are you supposed to be?
tom:i'm a lamp! what are you supposed be? a tv?
joeyday:i'm a Kangaroo.
tom:oh really, thats creative!
(the numa numa song starts playing)
tom:oh i like that oh.....
party peoples:yay!
jibney:numa numa!!!!!!!!
party peoples:numa numa!! numa numa!!!!!!! maioe!
jay:i'm a sysop!!!!!!!!
(record scratches)
party peoples:(gasp)
jay:what?
jibney:i dont know. were just suprised.(lengthy puase) party!
(numa numa starts again)
stu:what a heldawog pertly!
tom:what are you suposed to be?
stu:i'm a lightbulb!
jibney:i'm a caveman.
jay:i'm a sysop!
(record scratches, yet again)
party peoples:(gasp)
jay:what???????
jibney:nothing just suprised.
(numa numa starts up again)
party peoples:yaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
jibney:lets do the scare off!!!!!!!!!
party peoples:wha?
jibney:the costume contest! party peoples:yaaaaa!!!!!!!!! (numa numa stops) jibney:first, joeyday's costume. it's a kangaroo, okkkkk.......last place. ding!
(puts last place ribbon on joeyday's cosplay.) jibney:the cheat? would you mind assisting me? the cheat:(ok!) jibney:now tom, your a lamp? umm....most improved! becuase last year you were scotch tape.ding!
(puts most improved ribbon on tom's cosplay)
jibney:now jay, youre a sysop? thats.......2nd place! ding!
(puts second place ribbon on jay's cosplay)
jibney:stu, youre a lightbulb? you should marry tom the lamp!
party peoples exept stu and tom: ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
stu:(sarcasticly)very funny, jibney.
jibney:yeah....worst place....ding!
(puts worst place ribbon on stu's cosplay)
jibney:okay.....pertermywert! your...a worm. the cheat? ask your friend why he dressed up as a worm.
the cheat:(cheat noises)
pertermeywert:becuase.......i did!
jibney:ok.........good prize! ding!
(he puts "good prize" ribbon on the user's cosplay.)
jibney:rouge leader? a dwarf? 2nd to last!
(puts 2nd to last place ribbon on the user's cosplay)
jibney:it's dot com? youre a pot of candy? youre down with 2nd to last place! ding!
jibney:um, the rest later....let's party!
(numa numa starts back up)
jibney:oh....i like that....ohh........teh c. turn it up!
teh c.:meh!
(music gets louder)
party peoples:(sing along)
tom:you have the worst costume joeyday,miahew......
joeyday:numa numa na.....
jibney:numa...numa......
stu:(overly excited)hey guys!!!11!!!1 woah!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!! this music is jamaicanmecrazy! ha!
this music is goo-ud!!!!!!!! uggggg!!!!!!!!! miahew hee!1!!!!!!! (get's punched)
ohh....(falls down)
jibney:whoa, the lightbulb fell down and broke!
joeyday,jay,tom and jibney:ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
boozookajoe:he's not breathing, i'm a doctor! i'll call an anbulance!
(we hear an anbulance, it parks, we here "go! go!" and see paremedics goung to stu)
paremedic 1 or, we'll call him "chester":lets get him to a difubulater!
(they get a difibulater)
chester:clear!
(zaps him)
chester:clear!
(zaps him, he wakes up.)
paremedic 2,or we'll just call him rocky:you need to get to the hospital! theres one down there!
chester:yeah, lets go!
(they shove him into the ambulance it drives off)
jibney:i did not believe what just happened.
tom:believe it. this happens.
joeyday:and he was a sysop..... (record scratches) all party peoples exept joeyday:(gasp)
joey day:what?
party peoples exept joeyday:oh, nothing, just suprised.
party peoples:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
abdviklas:i'm G.K. chesterson!
jibney:ok.......why?
abdviklas:cuase he's cool!
jibney:right, right,
jibney:to the huanted house!
party peoples:wha? ( jibney says "what you say?")
jibney:were going to a huanted house!!!!!! hope in da' "spooky" buses!
jibney:jay,by tom, stu, by abdviklas, and....(goes on and on about who sits by who) (5 hours later)
(24 black busses come.)
jibney:innterupperjones by, thunderbird,-oh! there here!
(they start sitting by the rules of "jibney's 5 hour speech about who sits by who")
tom (whispering to jay) man jibney's a real talker am i right?
jay:that's right.
