User:Sir Strong Bad

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Attention!

Greetings, my future inhabitants of earth!

It is I! Sir Strong Bad! The year is 1938 where I am contacting you from. With some assistance from swindly cohort The Sneak, I have managed to rig my telegramophone to send these electronic messages and photographs through the airwaves of time to reach your time period!

If anybody could contact me by sending me an electronic reply, I would be oh so grateful! I dare say I am rather at this newfounded electronic communication system.

My Partners in Meddling

THE STRONG MAN

This here is my eldest sibling. The Strong Man. He is how you would say, "The Brawn" of our batch. While his grasp on English verbalization is rather loose, The Strong man could easily toss a 1936 All-Weather Cabriolet into your domecile and whip your bells off in the process! Hahaha! He'll show you whats for!

THE SNEAK

  Ahhh, yes! The Sneak!

My right hand man in all swindling and mischief! The Sneak relies soley on his stealth and looks to get away with the countless crimes we commit daily. Hahaha! He is how you might say, "The Thief" or "The Fieldman" of our team of ruffians. He can also be used as a functional explosive during certain heists due to his uncanny ability to... umm... explode.