User:Sir Strong Bad
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Attention!
Greetings, my future inhabitants of earth!
It is I! Sir Strong Bad! The year is 1938 where I am contacting you from. With some assistance from swindly cohort The Sneak, I have managed to rig my telegramophone to send these electronic messages and photographs through the airwaves of time to reach your time period!
If anybody could contact me by sending me an electronic reply, I would be oh so grateful! I dare say I am rather new at this newfounded electronic communication system.
The Mustachioed Menace Himself... Me!
Greetings all of you carpet-baggers! It is I! Sir Strong Bad! I shake you firmly by the hand! Check me out to the right! How handsome can one chap be, I ask?
But aside from the handsomeness, who really is the guy behind the mask? Why, that's the kind of inquiry that will earn you a severe pummeling by The Strong Man! I wear no mask! That's my dome, I say! And if a question is posed that inquires about my gentlemen's sport gloves, why I just might give you a thrashing, I will!
I say, I pretty much run the progrum around the hideout. I develop the intricately detailed plans for the for the gang's various misdeeds, I do. I guess you could call me "The Brains" of our operations. Yes... I like the sound of that!
My Partners in Meddling
THE STRONG MAN
This here is my eldest sibling. The Strong Man. He is how you would say, "The Brawn" of our batch. While his grasp on English verbalization is rather loose, The Strong man could easily toss a 1936 All-Weather Cabriolet into your domecile and whip your bells off in the process! Hahaha! He'll show you whats for!
THE SNEAK
Ahhh, yes! The Sneak! My right hand man in all swindling and mischief! The Sneak relies soley on his stealth and looks to get away with the countless crimes we commit daily. Hahaha! He is how you might say, "The Thief" or "The Fieldman" of our team of ruffians. He can also be used as a functional explosive during certain heists due to his uncanny ability to... umm... explode.
