User talk:Sir Strong Bad
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An electronic reply!
Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.
Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.
Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.
Dear Carpet Bagger
I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!
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FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING. DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP THANK YOU STOP — talk Bubsty edits 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP
Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.
The What For
Hey there WrestleMan. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — It's dot com 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...
- Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — It's dot com
I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.
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Um it is I, DBK. STOP
I bid you greetings from 2005. STOP
Its nice to meet you. STOP
Feel free to drop me a line any time. STOP
Bye. STOP
2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!
A Notice
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message STOP
You must pay a 25-cent extension fee STOP
Sincerely, STOP
The Superfied Telegraph Union STOP
25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!
A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA:
Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom!
If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: ~~~~? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "WrestleMan," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with [[User:WrestleMan|Sir Strong Bad]]! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the |, like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible.
Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant,
AbdiViklas 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!
So long, not buffoon! WrestleMan 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC) (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)
A Telegramaphonic Reply
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I recivied your message earlier today STOP
I would be delighted to make your aquaintance STOP
Please contact me again to confirm agreement STOP
With quite a few regards,
SBadiaRula 17, Nov. 2005
P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you STOP
I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!
A Telegramophonic Follow-up!
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I relish that fateful day STOP
Please inform me of your future mishaps STOP
Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine STOP
I bid you good tidings STOP
Sincerely,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov 2005
Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!
Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!
Yes, you go give him the whats for! STOP
You and I think very much alike, I see STOP
Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? STOP
Inquisitively,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005
P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? STOP
Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic STOP
As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! STOP
I use a computating device called the Window XP! STOP
As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! STOP
Then he'd be exploding non-stop! STOP
Sincerely,
User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia:SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005
Another Electronic Reply!
Sir Strong Bad STOP
How do you deal with the factory buffoon? STOP
Answer Here! STOP
Sincerely, President Cold One STOP
Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided here. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!
User name
dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to formally change it stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely it's dot com (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))
