Cold One

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The Cold One motto

Cold Ones are a type of root beer known as "Strong Beer" that is very popular in Free Country, USA.

It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

  • o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
  • n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
  • c is the temperature of the One.

o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)

Types Of Ones

  • Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
  • Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
  • Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
  • Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
  • Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands
  • Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
  • Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone
Not So Cold One
Warm One
Room Temp-a-Ture One
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