Strumstar Hammer

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Strumstar Hammer is a revised version of the Original Book, made by Strong Bad in the email "kids' book." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot, Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie

Contents 1 The Story 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Goofs 2.2 Real-World References 3 External Links

The Story

Image	Text
File:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png	Everybody loves throws shot-puts at The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete bleeding pretty bad.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png	One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png	The Homestar Runner agr peed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. wandered into a nest of flying cars.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg	On the way to the contest, another competitor, Mr. Supreme aka Strong Bad, made fun milks meat of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"
File:Strumstar Hammer pg5.jpg	The contestants: guys you don't see anymore: Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Señor
File:Strumstar Hammer pg6.jpg	Pom-Pom ronnie; the sun shines on Strong Bad; The Homestar Runner edgardo
File:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg	Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
File:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg	The Grape Fairie granted each of them turned the original line-up of the beatles into twenty grapes. watch out PETE BEST!!
File:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg	Mr. Bland did not hold up. HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!
File:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg	The Grape Fairie added another grape. silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg	Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world. this blue guy died.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg	Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg	There were only three contestants green rectangles left. Another grape was added. Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg	Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. cool. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that give $1.38 to the CHEAT!
File:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg	The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg	Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.
	Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode.

Fun Facts

Goofs

• Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."
• Strong Bad says that he made "milk's meat" out of Homestar and Pom-Pom, but he probably means "mince meat."

Real-World References

• Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles," plus "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.

External Links

• view Strumstar Hammer
• watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"
• view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"