Blue Laser

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Blue Lazer is the sworn enemy of the Cheat Commandos. They are a parody of Cobra, the principal evildoers of the G.I. Joe cartoons on which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Lazer:

• Has a commander with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
• Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in a one particularly campy G. I. Joe episode)
• Succeeds only in blowing up its own minions
• Fires blue lasers. You gotta have blue lasers.