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  <line start="17" end="80"><sfx>accoustic accompaniment</sfx><strongbad>I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows...</strongbad></line>
  <line start="81" end="150"><sfx>accoustic accompaniment</sfx><strongbad>...on the wiiiiiiiiiiings of an emaiiiiiiiil!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="172" end="182" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, man.</line>
  <line start="183" end="198" speaker="strongsad">No prob, Bob.</line>
  <line start="212" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Got some question marks for you:</line>
  <line start="248" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Number one. What would you do with a hundred million dollars?</line>
  <line start="289" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Number two. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in an alternate universe somehow?</line>
  <line start="356" end="384" speaker="strongbad">Jody (not a girl), Texas"</line>
  <line start="387" end="419" speaker="strongbad">Ya know, you could probably ditch that (not a girl) thing,</line>
  <line start="420" end="463" speaker="strongbad"> if you just replaced it with something tough and cool and kool and tuff.</line>
  <line start="467" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Like (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Nobody's gonna think that guy's a girl.</line>
  <line start="534" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Well Ms. Dozer, you pretty much answered question mark number one<br />with question mark number two.</line>
  <line start="597" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Cuz a hundred million dollars is exactly how much The Cheat spent<br />on our alternate universe portal.</line>
  <line start="656" end="671" speaker="strongbad">Isn't that right, The Cheat?</line>
  <line start="672" end="691" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="692" end="726" speaker="strongbad">What? This thing only cost us fourteen bucks?</line>
  <line start="727" end="732" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="733" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's like a hundred million dollars in... dog years, right?</line>
  <line start="787" end="794" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="795" end="824" speaker="strongbad">All right! Mash go on that blender!</line>
  <line start="834" end="860" speaker="sfx">electrical disturbance noises</line>
  <line start="861" end="908" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho! Swirly Photoshopped magic!</line>
  <line start="909" end="956" speaker="strongbad">I bet this thing could release some serious Cacodemons.</line>
  <line start="957" end="986" speaker="strongbad">So... what? I— I just jump in?</line>
  <line start="987" end="998" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="999" end="1024" speaker="strongbad">Ohbee Kaybee! Jump!</line>

  <line start="1933" end="2000" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything appear!</line>
  <line start="2010" end="2030" speaker="strongbad">Oh. H- Hi.</line>
  <line start="2032" end="2082" speaker="oldstrongbad">You frightly-colored baboon! You ruined my vaudeville!</line>
  <line start="2090" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ah! Shades of gray tomatoes!</line>
  <line start="2147" end="2175" speaker="strongbad">What is up, my enourmous vector brother?</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">So, uh... What do you do for fun around here?</line>
  
  <line start="2250" end="2266" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's pretty cool.</line>
  <line start="2270" end="2295" speaker="stinkoman">Hey guys! How's challenges?</line>
  <line start="2318" end="2337" speaker="strongbad">Woah, you two know each other?</line>
  <line start="2340" end="2385" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, totally sure! He's my training simulator!</line>
  <line start="2387" end="2400" speaker="stinkoman">Check it out!</line>
  <line start="2460" end="2477" speaker="stinkoman">Nice work, big nose!</line>
  <line start="2480" end="2490" speaker="strongbad">Big nose?</line>
  <line start="2492" end="2502" speaker="stinkoman">Your nose!</line>
  <line start="2520" end="2530" speaker="all">Uh-oh!</line>
  <line start="2920" end="2925" speaker="oldstrongbad">Jump.</line>
  <line start="2950" end="2974" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
  <line start="3113" end="3127" speaker="teenagestrongbad">Striped pants.</line>
  <line start="3145" end="3191" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!</line>
  <line start="3195" end="3236" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to make myself a real fruit smoothie here.</line>
  <line start="3245" end="3273" speaker="homestar">Any of you guys got any bee pollen?</line>
  <line start="3285" end="3330" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Quit messin' with my alternate universe portal!</line>
  <line start="3335" end="3395" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind.</line>
  <line start="3415" end="3460" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Just look at all of these Strong Bad-related faces.</line>
  <line start="3470" end="3535" speaker="strongbad">What an all-star cast! What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam?</line>
  <line start="3540" end="3565"><all>(groan)<br /></all><stinkoman>I guess...</stinkoman><oldstrongbad>If we must...</oldstrongbad></line>
  <line start="3575" end="3650" speaker="strongbad">There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world...</line>
  <line start="3660" end="3696" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...</line>
  <line start="3700" end="3740" speaker="stinkoman">I hope it's from a girrrrl!</line>
  <line start="3748" end="3820" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad....</line>
  <line start="3830" end="3865" speaker="cardgage">Let the little children go...</line>
  <line start="3914" end="3952" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad...</line>
  <line start="3960" end="3996" speaker="oldstrongbad">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="4000" end="4038" speaker="hudge">Save the last email for meeeeeeee!</line>
  <line start="4084" end="4200" speaker="strongbad">All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I- I mean six.</line>
  <line start="4450" end="4480" speaker="homestar">(ahem) I suggest you give it to someone who will.</line>
  <line start="4485" end="4565" speaker="coachz">I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!</line>
  <line start="4588" end="4650" speaker="strongbad">Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.</line>
  <line start="4655" end="4722" speaker="cardgage">Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tackle box.</line>
  <line start="4725" end="4767" speaker="strongbad">Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan.</line>
  <line start="4770" end="4847" speaker="cardgage">Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.</line>
  <line start="4853" end="4867" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna adopt me?</line>
  <line start="4878" end="4900" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man!</line>
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