Apothecary

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"I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."

There have been numerous references to apothecaries in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

• 2 emails - An Easter egg brings up Old-Timey Strong Bad, who claims "he's no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders".
• Mr. Shmallow - Toon page summary reads "he's no apothecary".
• theme song - CGNU's diplomas include "marriage apothecary", which Senor Cardgage believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
• No Hands On Deck! - Bubs' Concession Stand is described as an apothecary.