Blue Laserdisc Challenge
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{Open to Blue Laser Disc Challenge logo with music playing.}
Announcer: Cheat Commando's Blue Laser Disc Challenge! Take control of Blue Laser Commander {A remote control appears} by mashing left or right on your laserdisc remote when you see this flashing style.{The mountain top and pile of rocks flash, then the mountain top explodes and rocks fall on top of Blue Laser Commander. Cut to Fightgar and Silent Rip shooting.} But act fast. The cheat commandos are hot on your trail!
Announcer: It'll take quick wits, {Cut to Blue Laser Commander swinging from a vine} lightning reflexes, {Cut to Blue Laser Commander jumping around and doing somersaults, then cut to a shot of Quarters with the wrods "Get Ready to Pay" written above them} and more quarters than you or your zit faced friends could possibly have... in your zit faced pockets.
{Cut to Blue Laser Commander inside a temple of some kind.}
Blue Laser Commander: At last I can relax in my ancient, secret, summer temple get away.
{The doorbell rings}
Blue Laser Commander: Bonus! My pizza's here!
{Answers the door to reveal the Cheat Commandos meeting him at gunpoint.}
Gunhaver: Sorry Blue Laser! The only Zah you'll be eating is a deep dish justice pie with extra sausage and sun dried freedom!
Blue Laser Commander: What wait? Does that mean your giving me freedom?
Gunhaver: Uh, get 'em boys!
Blue Laser Commander: Ahhhh!
{Blue Laser Commander runs away with the Cheat Commandos right behind him, he finds himself at a crossroads with two passageways}
