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Strong Bad Email #161
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"Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life."

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Coach Z, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Limozeen (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: November 13, 2006

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Page Title: Lappy 486


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STRONG BAD: {singing} Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!

{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}

STRONG BAD: Well, my good Spank, that is way too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has it's own spreadsheet even.

STRONG BAD: No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about {cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner} The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as the top of the building} Ooo. I'm a neglected official

STRONG BAD: The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. It's the house of doing stupid things on national television!

{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now isn't that a tasty makeover lady friends? {crowd cheers} to Huh? Huh?!

{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! {crowd cheers}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. {cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry} So let's bring him out!

{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes change}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah whatever, you know you all want some.

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a cartoon similar to Dilbert called "Dullard".

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Homestar correctly states Coulomb's law, which determines the the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges q1 and q2 and the distance between them r:
F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}

Inside References

  • The wooden crate Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in fingers, then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times."

Real World References

  • Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock Cartoon "I'm Just a Bill" showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

External Links

Retrieved from "http://hrwiki.org/wiki/4_branches"
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