Strong Bad Email
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Strong Bad's emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website (e.g., the Floppy Disk Container) come from here. A few characters were even created here!
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18. stand-up
17. studying
16. band names
15. the basics
14. duck pond
13. i she be
12. credit card
11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
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Not Quite Strong Bad Emails
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99½ and 118½ are not linked to from anywhere on the site.
118½. Strong Bad Email?
99½. Not the 100th Email!!!
68½. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
66½. Arcade Game
41½. KoT E-mail
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DVD Emails
The following emails only appear on the strongbad_email.exe DVD set.
Greeting Cards
E-mail Birds
Videro Games
Strong Bad Email Raps
The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.
Current Email Rap
- Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? View
Previous Raps
- S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! Listen
(All raps below are also collected on the DVD strongbad_email.exe.)
- Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! Listen
- Hold it. Contro
why am i here i wish id die!
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- I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. (sounds like Wuh!) Listen
- The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. Listen
- Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! Listen
- Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! Listen
(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")
- Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!
- Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. Listen
- Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! Listen
- Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. Listen
- Scroll-a buh-tone-es! Listen
- Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
- 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
- Scroll buttons. What is UP?
- Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? Listen
- Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together
- Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.
Listen
You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or here
Strong Bad Email Menus
- 1-32 Tandy 400 menu
- 33-34 Broken Tandy Menu
- 35-40 Slightly damaged Tandy menu
- 41 Vacation menu
- 42-118 Compy 386 menu
- Between 62 and 63 Decemberween Email Menu
- Between 118 and 119 Broken Compy Menu
- 119- Lappy 486 menu
Strong Bad Email Page Titles
- 1-29 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
- 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel (Peter Frampton's longtime backing band)
- 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
- 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
- 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was accidentally never done. see sb_email 22 page for more info)
- 30-33: TANDY 400!!
- 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
- 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
- 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
- 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
- 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
- 41½ (KoT Email): Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!! (The KoT buys the busted Tandy from Bubs and attempts an email)
- 42-117, except 50, 52, 66½, 68½, 70, 99½: Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
- 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
- 45, 52 (techno, island): COMPY 386
- 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
- 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
- 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
- 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
- 118 (virus): Compy 386?? (The compy gets shot.)
- 118½ (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Referring to usual e-mail menu page title.)
- 119 (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)
- 120-???: Lappy 486 (Strong Bad's new laptop)
Fun Facts
- On the menu screen, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access the list of all e-mails. Yet within individual e-mails, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access this week's specific e-mail. It's unusual for a computer program to do such different things different times that it is run!
Easter Eggs
- On the Vacation menu, click the post-it note to see it growl.
