Subtitles:senorialday/en

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  <line start="12" end="54" speaker="announcer">Say there, husband of the year, what are you doing just sitting around?</line>
  <line start="59" end="76" speaker="baldingman" sfx="sfx">sigh</line>
  <line start="80" end="150" speaker="announcer">When you could be sitting around huge savings at the Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale!!!</line>
  
  <line start="163" end="195" speaker="cardgage">Gamble around the campfire, children!</line>
  <line start="198" end="270" speaker="cardgage">It's Senor Cardgage with the Senorial Day Tent thing that guy talked about.</line>
  <line start="280" end="360" speaker="cardgage">It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!!</line>
  <line start="362" end="416" speaker="announcer">2005! 2004! 1999!</line>
  <line start="416" end="471" speaker="cardgage">Those were all good years. Don't let another minute go you by.</line>
  
  <line start="483" end="570" speaker="bubs">Hey there, every peoples! Come check out my circumstance this Senorial Day Weekend for Bubsotathon!!</line>
  <line start="572" end="622" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fireworks noises</line>
  <line start="622" end="642" speaker="homestar">Explosions! Fireworks!</line>
  <line start="649" end="699" speaker="bubs">We're so <em>tire</em>d of low savings, we're givin' 'em this boot!</line>
  <line start="702" end="714" speaker="sfx">audience groans</line>
  <line start="721" end="752" speaker="bubs">Would I lie to my own flesh and blood?</line>
  <line start="759" end="783" speaker="homestar">That's right, Bubba daddy!</line>
  
  <line start="824" end="872" speaker="strongbad">Yes, excuse me, sir. Can I have some tremendous savings?</line>
  <line start="874" end="888" speaker="strongbad">And your autograph?</line>
  <line start="891" end="935" speaker="cardgage">My left name is "Tremendous Savings", Ms. America!</line>
  <line start="944" end="970" speaker="cardgage">Go out for a pass!</line>
  <line start="970" end="993" speaker="strongbad">You bet! Hit me on the slant!</line>
  <line start="1022" end="1107" speaker="cardgage">Bring on down your whole fambly! We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies.</line>
  <line start="1116" end="1139" speaker="cardgage">Those like those, right?</line>
  
  <line start="1151" end="1186" speaker="bubs">We're going gaga over slashed prices!</line>
  <line start="1190" end="1198" speaker="sfx">audience groans</line>
  <line start="1201" end="1236" speaker="bubs">Our competition is a total racket!</line>
  <line start="1237" end="1246" speaker="sfx">audience groans</line>
  <line start="1246" end="1279" speaker="bubs">We're getting a<em>head</em> of the rest.</line>
  <line start="1279" end="1289" speaker="sfx">audience groans</line>
  <line start="1289" end="1320" speaker="bubs">I'm the hoppity-frog of value!</line>
  <line start="1322" end="1330" speaker="other">Huh?</line>
  <line start="1330" end="1384" speaker="bubs">We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect—</line>
  <line start="1389" end="1398" speaker="sfx">boing boing</line>
  <line start="1398" end="1415" speaker="bubs">—of savings!</line>
  
  <line start="1428" end="1485" speaker="cardgage">You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!</line>
  <line start="1492" end="1544" speaker="sfx">traffic</line>
  <line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="cardgage">Wake up! Senorial Day is here with the vengeance!</line>
  <line start="1594" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?</line>
  <line start="1644" end="1686" speaker="cardgage">You bet! How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?</line>
  <line start="1786" end="1808" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna get me a touchdown!</line>
  
  <line start="1824" end="1855" speaker="bubs">So come down around my Bubba Concession Stand—</line>
  <line start="1855" end="1870" speaker="bubs">my Buh— my cassette—</line>
  <line start="1873" end="1918" speaker="bubs">Ough! I even wrote this stuff and I can't remember my own lins.</line>
  <line start="1926" end="2022" speaker="bubs">So come on by for Bubsotathon, where you'll save like a demon, or my name ain't Bubs Concession Stand!</line>
  
  <line start="2114" end="2186" speaker="strongsad">Oh, there's nothing like going out for a lonely lurk on a lovely Spring night.</line>
  <line start="2209" end="2243" speaker="strongsad">OHGH! Somebody hit me on the slant!</line>
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