Count Longardeaux's Book
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Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
 Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dump |
 The King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?) |
 Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! |
 Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad |
 Marzipan: Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable) |
 Bubs: Cutest Couple |
 Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey" |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
