Count Longardeaux's Book

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"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."

Known Records

Strong Sad (Biggest Waste of Dump)	The King of Town (Least Healthiest (Man?))	Homsar (The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!)	Strong Mad (Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad)
Marzipan (Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable)	Bubs (Cutest Couple)	Strong Bad (Longest "Bull Honkey")

Known Redneck Jokes

• Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
• A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!

• Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
• A: Probably sushi!