Count Longardeaux's Book
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Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
| Image | Record | Record Holder |
|---|---|---|
 | Biggest Waste of Dump | Strong Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" | Strong Bad |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
