Different Town Visuals

From Homestar Runner Wiki

These are the visuals that occur during different town.

Lyrics	Visuals
Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,—	Cut to The Poopsmith shoveling whatsit.
—the Poopsmith, he could talk— (Hello!)	The Poopsmith says "Hello!" in a surprisingly deep voice. The screen slides to the left, where Marzipan is standing in front of a wall of amplifiers marked 'Marzipan'. She is dressed in heavy metal garb and is playing a guitar decorated with a skeleton pattern.
And Marzipan would rock-	Marzipan wails on her guitar. Cut to The Stick.
And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me—	The Stick turns into a big tree with a scary mouth. A photo appears, showing the tree with Strong Bad and The Cheat hanging out with it. Strong Mad appears from behind the left border of the photo.
(AND ME!) (We'll see.)	Strong Mad looks shocked. Cut to the field.
And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...	Pan down to reveal a large crate labeled "A MILLION PEAS" buried underground. A cut-out from the crate is taken away to reveal The King Of Town inside surrounded by peas.
(I hate peas!) (I know!)	Strong Bad appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, wearing a miner's hard hat. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The stand is surrounded by flamethrowers and has a sign that reads "Please, Take SEVERAL"
Bubs would give away flame throwers	Bubs begins firing chocolate money from one of the flamethrowers
that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills... (Imitation chocolate!)	Pan right to reveal Strong Sad.
And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...	Strong Sad sprouts demon horns and a tail.
(I'm evil.)	Strong Sad looks down sadly as he says this. Pan right to reveal the athletic field. Coach Z is standing there wearing an orange jacket.
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket. (Check it out, yo!)	Coach Z turns to reveal the back of his jacket. It reads "Totally Style" and has a picture of a thumbs-up. Pan right again. Homestar Runner is standing in the field.
And Homestar just couldn't hack it.	Homestar Runner rips the star off his shirt and throws it to the ground, angrily.
(I quit!)	Homestar starts stomping on the star. A collector's sports card floats onto the left side of the screen. It shows a picture of Pom Pom with a basketball.
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball.	Another card appears on the right, this time showing Pom Pom with his body changed to a red, white and blue ABA basketball. The screen goes black, then fades in to a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth.
Two, three, four.	Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad wearing a partially-open blue shirt and white pants.
And this little weirdo...	A spotlight turns on in the background, revealing Homsar.
...would be a modestly hot girl...	Homsar silhouettes and morphs into a silhouette of a modestly hot girl.
...to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.	Modestly Hot Homsar un-silhouettes. She is wearing Homsar's bowler derby and a blue one-piece swimsuit with the word 'homsar', and she has brown hair and pink lipstick. Cut to a closeup of Modestly Hot Homsar.
(DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!)	Modestly Hot Homsar's hat falls off the back of her hair.