Different Town Visuals

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These are the visuals that occur during different town.

Lyrics	Visuals
Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,—	Strong Bad types "Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll".
—the Poopsmith, he could talk— (Hello!)	Cut to The Poopsmith shoveling whatsit. The Poopsmith turns to the viewer and says "Hello!" in a surprisingly deep voice.
And Marzipan would rock-	The screen slides to the right, where Marzipan is standing in front of a wall of amplifiers marked 'Marzipan'. She is dressed in heavy metal garb and is playing a guitar decorated with a skeleton pattern. Marzipan wails on her guitar.
And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except-	Slide to right to The Stick. The Stick turns into a big tree with a scary mouth and branches which look like claws.
The Cheat and me...	A photo appears, showing the tree with Strong Bad and The Cheat hanging out with it.
(AND ME!)	Strong Mad appears from behind the left border of the photo.
(We'll see.)	Strong Mad looks confused.
And The King of Town would be underground in a-	Slide left to the field where Strong Bad is singing, shaking his head to the music.
box filled up with peas... (I hate peas!)	Pan down to reveal a large crate labeled "A MILLION PEAS" buried underground. A cut-out from the crate appears to reveal The King Of Town inside surrounded by peas.
(I know!)	Strong Bad appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, wearing a miner's hard hat. The cut-out disappears. Pan up to Bubs' Concession Stand.
Bubs would give away flamethrowers	The stand is surrounded by flamethrowers and has a sign that reads "Please, Take SEVERAL".
that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills... (Imitation chocolate!)	Bubs begins firing chocolate money from one of the flamethrowers.
And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...	Pan right to reveal Strong Sad. Strong Sad sprouts demon horns and a tail.
(I'm evil.)	Strong Sad looks down sadly as he says this.
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket. (Check it out, yo!)	Pan right to reveal the athletic field. Coach Z is standing there wearing an orange jacket. He turns to reveal the back of his jacket. It reads "Totally Style" and has a picture of a thumbs-up.
And Homestar just couldn't hack it.	Pan right again. Homestar Runner is standing in the field.
(I quit!)	Homestar Runner rips the star off his shirt and throws it to the ground, angrily.
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball.	Homestar starts stomping on the star. A collector's sports card floats onto the left side of the screen. It shows a picture of Pom Pom with a basketball. Another card appears on the right, this time showing Pom Pom with his body changed to a red, white and blue ABA basketball. The screen goes black.
Two, three, four.	Fades in to a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth.
And this little weirdo...	Fade out to a wide shot, revealing Strong Bad wearing a partially-open blue shirt and white pants. A spotlight turns on in the background, revealing Homsar. He darkens to a silhouette.
...would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so	Homsar's silhouette morphs into a silhouette of a modestly hot girl.
they don't mess around with other guys.	Modestly Hot Homsar's silhouette brightens to become fully visible. She is wearing Homsar's bowler derby and a blue one-piece swimsuit with the word 'homsar', and she has brown hair and pink lipstick.
(DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!)	Cut to a closeup of Modestly Hot Homsar. Modestly Hot Homsar's hat falls off the back of her hair and floats away. A crowd is heard cheering.